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'An extremely funny little tome, purrfect (sorry) for anyone who lives at the mercy of Felis Catus' VENUE

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The Unadulterated Cat is becoming an endangered species as more and more of us settle for those boring mass-produced cats the ad-men sell us - the pussies that purr into their gold-plated food bowls on the telly. But the Campaign for Real Cats sets out to change all that by helping us to recognise a true, unadulterated cat when we see one. For example: real cats have ears that look like they've been trimmed with pinking shears; real cats never wear flea collars ...or appear on Christmas cards ...or chase anything with a bell in it; real cats do eat quiche. And giblets. And butter. And anything else left on the table, if they think they can get away with it. Real cats can hear a fridge door opening two rooms away ...

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  • Hardcover: 160 pages
  • Publisher: Orion (an Imprint of The Orion Publishing Group Ltd ) (September 26, 2002)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0752853694
  • ISBN-13: 978-0752853697
  • Product Dimensions: 7.2 x 4.7 x 0.9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 8.5 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (22 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #126,675 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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105 of 105 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious insight into cat behavior, March 17, 2003
By Daniel Jolley "darkgenius" (Shelby, North Carolina USA) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: The Unadulterated Cat (Paperback)
Terry Pratchett is, as far as I'm concerned, the funniest writer to ever live, and while The Unadulterated Cat flies far afield of the mythical Discworld universe, it is simply hilarious. You don't have to be a cat lover to enjoy it, but only the cat lover can appreciate the strong current of truth that runs throughout this wildly comical look at the world of our feline friends. The Campaign For Real Cats, Pratchett tells us, wants to celebrate the dwindling number of Real Cats in the world by helping people identify Real Cats among their modern, Unreal Cat compatriots. To this end, Pratchett goes about describing how to spot a Real Cat in any of its several variations, defines eleven types of cats such as your classic farm cat, boot-faced cat (as Real as they come), arch-villain's cat (always Unreal), and cartoon cats. He offers useful tips on naming cats, describes common illnesses such as impatient feet, gives tips on feeding and disciplining cats, describes common cat games, indulges in the theory of the Schrodinger, time-traveling cat, looks at the cat in history, and offers other insightful, highly comical ideas and theories on cat-ness in general. All of these subjects are examined, of course, from the point of the view of the cat. By far the funniest and most insightful section is devoted to the games cats play; the book's worth acquiring for this one section alone.

I should point out the fact that this is in no way a useful guide for current or potential cat-owners; this is rollicking comedy from first page to last. Given this point, there are still a number of astute observations that will make cat lovers smile and perhaps even guffaw, for the behaviors Pratchett expounds upon are quite familiar to those sharing their lives with feline friends. Pratchett really captures the cat personality remarkably well at times; for example, he expounds upon the common shifty look cats wear by describing one particular cat as breathing in a manner that suggests it is stealing air with every breath it takes. This book is so insightful and screamingly funny that all Pratchett fans will surely get a big kick out of it. The numerous cartoons of Gray Jolliffe that fill this little book are also excellent, simple yet evocative. The Unadulterated Cat is a short read, mind you, requiring much less than an hour's effort, but it is so good that upon finishing it, you are quite likely to turn all the way back to the beginning and start again or, at the very least, go back to the sections you enjoyed the most and read them once more.

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41 of 43 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Cats - the true story, January 12, 2000
By wombat (Oxford, UK) - See all my reviews
This review is from: The Unadulterated Cat (Paperback)
A definite must-have for anyone who is owned by a cat, or several cats in my case. Full of gems which describe cat behaviour perfectly (just why are they always on the wrong side of any door?) and makes no attempt to explain anything - cats are inscrutable, after all. Typical stylish and side-splitting writing you'll be familiar with from the Discworld series, and Gray Joliffe's cartoons really bring the book to life. Buy two, if your friends are like mine they'll like it so much they'll forget to bring it back - and if you're like me you'll just keep re-stocking :-)
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38 of 41 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars A treat!, January 23, 2002
By Stephanie Noverraz "crooty" (Lausanne, Switzerland) - See all my reviews
This review is from: THE UNADULTERATED CAT (Paperback)
After reading a spellbinding 2000+ pages fantasy trilogy I needed something light and funny. The Unadulterated Cat did the trick perfectly. This book is about what a Real cats should be, and also what they shouldn't be. About what they do, and eat, what to call them, etc.

No doubt you will enjoy this book, even if you don't have a cat (I don't). It's got good ole witty Pratchett style, with the habitual footnotes, and Gray Jolliffe's cartoons are terrific. It's read in no time and and will have you bursting out laughing incontrollably.

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5.0 out of 5 stars The Unadulterated Cat
I love Terry Pratchett but this was the best. I have waited years to get a copy of this book and found myself reading it out load to anyone that would listen including the dog.
Published 3 months ago by C. Briner

5.0 out of 5 stars The Unadulterated Cat
Classic Pratchett humor, but geared towards real cat owners. By that I mean owners of REAL cats, not the ones in commercials or in magazines. Read more
Published 5 months ago by Pratchett Fan

4.0 out of 5 stars Unadulterated Cat - by unadulterated fan
Yes, I'm a cat owner/lover, as is Mr Pratchett and inspite of some poor reviews I ordered it anyway. Glad I did.
I found it funny, clever and satirical. Read more
Published 11 months ago by Teresa Pietersen

2.0 out of 5 stars Big Disappointment
Let me say that I'm a big Terry Pratchett fan. I have all his books, and love them. Which is why I ordered The Unadulterated Cat sight-unseen. Read more
Published 17 months ago by Larry Smith

3.0 out of 5 stars Pratchett Cat Humor
The Unadulterated Cat is a slight book, a set of cat humor pieces written by Terry Pratchett and illustrated by Gray Joliffe. Read more
Published 18 months ago by Akachei

5.0 out of 5 stars Great book for cat lovers and Terry Pratchett fans
Terry Pratchett provides a whole new perspective on cats. This book has Pratchett's great sense of humor along with our naturally funny friends. It's a great combination.
Published on March 25, 2007 by Kimberly S. Hall

3.0 out of 5 stars Perhaps I like dogs better?
I have to include first that I am a huge fan of Terry Pratchett's works. I love his Discworld-series and I find the Tiffany Aching stories superb. Read more
Published on January 3, 2007 by P. Zoltán

5.0 out of 5 stars Even cat haters will probably love this book.
I'm amazed that there are any people out there who don't love this book. Pratchett, the funniest writer in English of the past century (even considering Wodehouse), takes on the... Read more
Published on December 29, 2006 by Bad Cat

1.0 out of 5 stars Not the Pratchett of Discworld
First, I think Terry Pratchett is a masterful writer. Second, cat fanciers are boring when enraptured by the small furry pests despite being masterful writers. Read more
Published on November 14, 2006 by Ronald K. Nims

5.0 out of 5 stars Pratchett comes through for Felines!
The Unadulterated Cat is filled with trademark Pratchett sarcastic and other delightfully droll humor, along with entertaining cartoons by Gray Jolliffe. Read more
Published on October 28, 2006 by Student of the Word

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