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40 of 45 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
One of the Manliest Movies of All Time, March 24, 2000
All right. With tongue firmly in cheek, let me say that the other reviewers of this movie have got it all wrong. "The Eiger Sanction" has got to be one of the all-time great "guy" films (I refer you to the "Big Damn Book of Sheer Manliness" here on Amazon.com for more information on those two). Yes, for Saturday-night-with-the-boys viewing, this is one of the classics. Here are ten reasons why: 1. Clint the Glint...need I say more? 2. Incredibly realistic mountain-climbing footage, from Southern Utah to the Swiss Alps, all shot on location, with none of the ridiculous fakery found in farces such as "Cliffhanger". 3. A plot that makes James Bond seem believable, starting with a combination art expert/mountain climber/CIA assassin and going forward from there. 4. Fantastic scenery shots, including George Kennedy and Clint on top of a sandstone pinnacle (I'm sure George really climbed it...yeah, right). 5. A cool resort compound (actually filmed at the lodge in Zion National Park, Utah). 6. Well-timed 70s nudity (in other words, totally unnecessary). 7. An albino (!) "establishment" guy, (CIA leader) and his wonderfully despicable sidekick, just waiting for Clint to kick around. 8. Astounding political incorrectness, including a character named "Jemimah Brown", another one known simply as "Buns", and much, much more. 9. Fantastically quotable manly lines, for example "Assassins get assassinated, and that ain't in my game plan", or "There's a twenty on the dresser by the bed", etc., etc., etc. 10. Clint even glints at a little dog...really! I could go on and on. All kidding aside, I love this movie! Just don't plan on taking it too seriously.
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