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by Jack Handey (Author) "I CAN PICTURE in my mind a world without war, a world without hate..." (more)
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With nearly 500,000 copies sold of his previous collections, Deep Thoughts and Deeper Thoughts, philosophizing funnyman Jack Handey (of Saturday Night Live) once again combines soul searching with rib tickling. He offers pearls of wisdom, inspiration and observation in an odd and utterly original manner.

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  • Paperback: 96 pages
  • Publisher: Hyperion; 1st edition (October 1, 1994)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0786880449
  • ISBN-13: 978-0786880447
  • Product Dimensions: 5.7 x 5.7 x 0.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 3.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars See all reviews (5 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #68,425 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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5.0 out of 5 stars Fantastic! Hilariously enjoyable!, November 4, 1997
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Like his works in past years, Handey creates delightfully moronic statements that make you laugh till your side hurts. While his great style remains the same, all sorts of new subjects are tackled in this third book in the Deep Thoughts series.
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5.0 out of 5 stars I laughed, I cried, I was inspired, December 17, 2002
Okay, I didn't cry except when I was laughing hard -and I wasn't particularly inspired, but it's still a good read. Some of the stuff is so off the wall - yet it's vaguely reminescent of folks I know. Jack Handey is up to his old tricks, inspiring the masses with his strange twists and if you liked his other books, you'll like this one.
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5.0 out of 5 stars What could be funnier?, December 1, 2005
This is the funniest book I have ever read. There were times where I had to stop because it was so funny. Here is a funny quote: "When you read a good book it is like a author is right there. Sitting and Talking to you right there. That is why I don't like to read books." Ha! Ha! It gets better. So go out and buy the series (don't forget this one), today!

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