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Are You My Husband?: I Can Find Him All by Myself (Hardcover)

by Rachel Carpenter (Author), Sarah Bereczki (Author)
4.8 out of 5 stars See all reviews (9 customer reviews)

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A charming parody of P.D. Eastman's beloved 1960 children's classic, Are You My Mother?,
Are You My Husband? follows the adventures of Little Chick, who wakes up one day to discover she is thirty-horrors!-and-even worse-still single. Greatly concerned about her "eggs," Little Chick embarks on a quest to find a husband. Her search takes her from swing-dancing class (where all the guys are practicing for their weddings) to her high school reunion (where she remembers why she didn't meet her husband there in the first place), from the Internet (where she fails a Prince fan's mysterious lyrics test) to AA (where her self-esteem just isn't low enough). She even tries the oh-so-gorgeous guy at the gym, but it turns out he's looking for a husband, too.

Ultimately, Little Chick comes to realize that love, like life, has to happen on its own timetable, and until it does, maybe being single isn't so bad after all.

In the tradition of Looking for Mr. Right and Even God is Single So Stop Giving Me a Hard Time, this newest bit of chick lit is the perfect anti-Valentine for any woman who's been asked one too many times, "So, when are YOU getting married?"


About the Author
Rachel Carpenter's nonfiction, humorous and otherwise, has appeared in outlets as varied as Martha Stewart Weddings, NPR, and mcsweeneys.net. Her fiction has run in several literary magazines, including theatlantic.com and One Story, and has been read on the BBC. A native of Philadelphia, she is currently at work on a novel. She lives in New York.

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 48 pages
  • Publisher: Universe (January 17, 2004)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0789309750
  • ISBN-13: 978-0789309754
  • Product Dimensions: 7.1 x 5.3 x 0.4 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 6.1 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.8 out of 5 stars See all reviews (9 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #144,450 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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4.0 out of 5 stars funny but sadly true, April 11, 2004
By Serenaaah "serenaaah" (Bronxville, New York) - See all my reviews
Hilarious! A chick looking for her husband, from ballroom dance classes to AA meetings with amusing results. Does she find him? I don't want to ruin the surprise! Suffice to say, along the journey, she realizes that whether or not she finds The Man, she can lead a fulfilling, rich life.
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5.0 out of 5 stars A Perfect Valentine to all your Girlfriends, January 13, 2004
By Jen J (Indianapolis, IN) - See all my reviews
This witty parody is the perfect Valentine for all your girlfriends, from the bitter anti-Valentinas to those still nursing hope to those who've already bought themselves the entire self-help section. What more do you want? This site doesn't deliver chocolate, does it?
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5.0 out of 5 stars Clever, charming and cute, January 13, 2004
By "david59016" (New York, NY United States) - See all my reviews
A wonderful book, smart and funny, from it's opening nod to Jane Austen to the end paper. The illustrations are beautiful and witty. Chick-lit? Maybe. But also a treat for anyone who grew up with "Are You My Mother?"
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5.0 out of 5 stars It's good to laugh at yourself
Whether you are happily married (like me) or still looking (like many of my girlfriends), this book is a good way to laugh at yourself. Read more
Published on April 17, 2004 by Alexis Simmons

5.0 out of 5 stars Hysterically Funny!
A friend of mine had this book sitting on her coffee table and I opened it up and couldn't put it down. This is one of the funniest parodies I've seen in years. Read more
Published on February 14, 2004

5.0 out of 5 stars My husband loves the little chick!
My husband brought this book to work today to show to his coworkers. It is kind of cute that he is responding so well to a pink chick book...So its clearly not just for girls.
Published on January 16, 2004

5.0 out of 5 stars Charming, Sympathetic Fairy Tale for Grownup Girls
Even if you're not single, there is remarkable charm and understanding in this little book about being a woman in what is STILL a remarkably marriage-obsessed society. Read more
Published on January 14, 2004 by Kate Schultz

4.0 out of 5 stars adorable little book!
I bought a few copies for friends, and each absolutely loved it. (All the women at my office did too) A really funny--and wise--book!
Published on January 14, 2004 by evanka

5.0 out of 5 stars Adorable
This book is a great gift. I am single and gave it to a single friend and she really got a kick out of it. Read more
Published on January 12, 2004

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