Product Description
Don't get tongue-tied! Get sharp-tongued with this book of put-downs, insults, and excuses for every occasion.
· Need a dastardly dig? How about:
You remind me of a seat in church--PEW! · Is the teacher scolding you for calling out? Answer:
Would you prefer that I telephone? · Are your parents upset that you forgot to take out the garbage? Try:
It never takes me out! · Getting bullied by that creep? Snap back with:
"You're the only person I know who got a D in recess."And there are hundreds more, with fun line drawings that add to the hilarity!