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by Karen Elizabeth Gordon (Author), Barbara Hodgson (Collaborator), Nick Bantock (Collaborator) "Uncomfortable beds Bidet in the middle of the room Thin walls-your neighbors can hear you Thin walls-you can hear your neighbors..." (more)
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The conceit behind this playful, charming spoof of a book is as simple and bizarre as a Magritte painting: it is a guide to an imaginary Paris, complete with fake hotel listings, off-the-wall travel advice and restaurant recommendations that aim more at literary than culinary edification. In Gordon's Paris, tourists may stop at the Grand Hotel des Echecs, home to a clientele made up of chess lovers and losers ("echecs" means both "chess" and "failures" in French); dine at the Cafe Dada, where one inserts food into an Automat and is fed foreign coins in return; or take in a film at the Cinema l'Ange des Sables, which shows only movies shot in the desert. "Ici on parle angoisse" ("Anguish spoken here"), Gordon informs us of one hotel. Admirers of Gordon's previous work, which includes the popular grammar handbook The Transitive Vampire and the novel The Red Shoes and Other Tattered Tales, will not be surprised to find her drawing heavily on the work of such writers as Paul Valery, Guillaume Apollinaire and Raymond Queneau for her wealth of puns, wordplay and double-entendres. This is not a book to read cover to cover, but rather to dip into when the appetite strikes. When the absurdist humor gets too coy or heavy-handed, readers may refresh themselves by studying the surrealist collages and illustrations illuminating every page. Meticulously drawn, finely detailed and brimming with whimsy, they are happily reminiscent of those in Bantock's own Griffin & Sabine books.
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To the immortal health of Karen Elizabeth Gordon's Paris Out of Hand, the most entertaining nonfiction book I've read all year. Her delirium of prose stands out among the year's best fiction, too. . . The book -- cartwheeling over so many issues of design, color, art history, stand-up comedy and performance art that I must remind myself that it is a lo-and-behold book -- provides a mischievous, faux travelogue of a brightly imagined Paris. Paris Out of Hand is told and sung through fiction, fakery and the bold interplay of words and images. . . . Everything in her City by the Seine is surreal, magical, and possible: At the Hotel Helias, "Paris' answer to the Heartbreak Hotel," handkerchiefs are handed out with room keys; and chocolate, because of it's euphoric and erotic properties is strictly forbidden.

The sustained performance is one of grins and asides, in which the allusions to France, literature, the artists of the old Left Bank, come in buckets; one can sip and dip at leisure.



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Product Details

  • Hardcover: 160 pages
  • Publisher: Chronicle Books (August 1, 1996)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0811809692
  • ISBN-13: 978-0811809696
  • Product Dimensions: 7.1 x 5 x 0.6 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 11.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (11 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #100,775 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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23 of 24 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Is it a guide? Is it a novel? No! It's a work of art!, August 18, 1999
By T. Lumsdaine (Sydney, Australia) - See all my reviews
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Curiously, my local bookshop stocks this wonderful book in the "Travel" section. From the cover with the inverted Eiffel Tower to the hilarious "hotel features" icons, even the least adventurous armchair traveller can deduce that this is indeed a unique tourist guide. It is a guide of sorts: taking the Parisians on at their own game it transforms a city known for its absurdities into a whimsical looking-glass world where nothing is as it seems. Bantock's incredible illustrations and the feast of found images adorn the author's intoxicating prose. She lets us peek at the acidic comments written in the guestbooks of fictional hotels. Her cafes reek of gitanes and hallucinogenic pseudo-reality. Paris Out of Hand is a one-off classic, and my only complaint is that the type fades far too quickly from the cover with the inevitable constant handling. I've bought several copies and given them all away as gifts. Now I'm getting one for myself.
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16 of 17 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Weird, weird fun, March 2, 2000
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Paris through the Looking Glass is the only way I can describe this book. It is set up exactly like any tourist guide book, and it took me a few pages to catch on that this book has nothing to do with the real Paris. The general style of the humor is reminiscent of Edward Gorey, but it is original, and not a Gorey knock-off. I liked it better than Gorey, although like Gorey, it cloyed just a smidgen toward the end. Also just slightly reminiscent of the more fanciful "Sylvia" cartoons. Great fun, though, and I laughed out loud all the way through. A great gift for anyone who spends more time down the rabbit hole than in the real world.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Beautiful, Intriguing. . ., January 21, 2001
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This book is a georgous book, from its looks (plush cover, ribbon bookmark, illustrations) to its content. It describes a slew of fictional places (and a few non-fictional) creating a surrealistic, dreamlike landscape. As nice as it is, this isn't a sit down and read sort of book, more of a coffee table type, wonderful to flip through and see what you find.
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1.0 out of 5 stars Very disappointing
When you first pick up this book it looks like a very charming guide to Paris. As you start to read however it is just weird and bizarre. Read more
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2.0 out of 5 stars fun to read not very guide-able
As an off-beat book that sems to be about Paris this was amusing but of limited value. The book is too cheeky and cute to serve as a useful guidebook. Read more
Published 14 months ago by Will Brady

3.0 out of 5 stars Disappointing
This book did not come close to the Griffin and Sabine series despite its recommendation for people who like Bantok's work. Read more
Published 21 months ago by J. L. Kisamore

5.0 out of 5 stars lovely book
Lovely useless french phrases that just beg you to use them.
"there is a frog in my bidet". How great is that.

Superb imagination. Read more
Published on July 7, 2005 by 3 kota

5.0 out of 5 stars Seductive, surreal and humourous
This imaginary guide to Paris is full of surreal imagination that will just make you smile. Helpfully divided up into sections on hotels, restaurants, the nightlife, sights,... Read more
Published on January 11, 2002 by moonstealer

5.0 out of 5 stars Dreams Guaranteed, Nightmares Extinguished
There's a reason why this little book is subtitled "a wayward guide." The inverted Eiffel Tower on the cover should be a warning to those of faint imagination, that... Read more
Published on January 18, 2001 by M. J. Walters

5.0 out of 5 stars Whimsicial journey through the streetsof Paris.
What an unusual way to spend a day, month, or maybe just an hour at one of the many strange & somewhatout of this world cafe's & hotels. Read more
Published on July 16, 1997

5.0 out of 5 stars AN ABSOLUTE DELIGHT
A great "guide" to Paris for those who have been there, and for those who've not (like me). The hotel guide was by far the best of the "guide sections. Read more
Published on December 30, 1996

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