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by Lane Walker Foard (Author) "Congratulations. In your immediate possession is a coveted collection of NEW PARENT APOLOGY CARDS, highly useful in smoothing things over with annoyed neighbors, fellow airplane..." (more)
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One of the only ironclad certainties of being a new parent is this: You will apologize, a lot, to everyone around you. Waitresses, neighbors, people on the plane. Be prepared with these handy apology cards!

About the Author
Lane Walker Foard, an ad agency refugee, is currently the recognized leader of Squibnocket Cards - the copy-heavy greeting cards that have been unintentionally consequential since 1999. Lane resides with his wife and two sons in Portland. To learn more about Squibnocket Cards, visit your local library. Or go to www.squibnocketville.com. To order a wholesale Squibnocket catalog, email Lane at lane@squibnocketville.com.

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  • Card Book: 30 pages
  • Publisher: Chronicle Books (September 29, 2005)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0811851044
  • ISBN-13: 978-0811851046
  • Product Dimensions: 5.7 x 3.9 x 0.6 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 4.8 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #487,396 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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4.0 out of 5 stars Humorous Apologies to Aid New Parents, December 8, 2005
This "book" is a collection of postcards to tear out and use in different situations. It might be good to have one on hand, maybe even several copies. Tuck it in with the gift for the next baby shower you attend.
The situations covered include being disruptive in a restaurant, driving erratically while tending the baby, or keeping the neighbors awake at night with the crying baby. Hopefully it will bring a smile to the face of the soon-to-be parent, though if they actually use them, it may be with gritted teeth. The humor is easier to enjoy when you don't have a wailing baby squirming in your arms.
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4.0 out of 5 stars great for new parents, January 9, 2007
You'll get a laugh out of this book! Perfect for new parents. If only you could detach the cards and give it to the person you were apologizing to upon departure of their establishment!!
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