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by Scott Adams (Author) "IN THE OLD DAYS, WHEN PEOPLE HAD MORE TIME, IT WAS IMPOLITE TO TALK WITH FOOD IN YOUR MOUTH..." (more)
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Dogbert, the domineering pet of a nerdy engineer in the nationally syndicated Dilbert comic strip, gives advice on such diverse niceties as elevator etiquette, rudeness warning signs, discouraging a serial talker, and knowing what to say about open zippers and bad hairpieces.

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  • Paperback: 112 pages
  • Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing (August 1, 1993)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0836217373
  • ISBN-13: 978-0836217377
  • Product Dimensions: 8 x 7.9 x 0.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 5.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars See all reviews (16 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #749,840 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Good, good, now do this one!, May 24, 2002
By Lizzy (Ilklah' Moor B'ah T'at, UK) - See all my reviews
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, ok, i think you get the message

The first real Dilbert book I read, and one of the funniest things in the history of printed media. So much so that my boyfriend offers it to me to read if i'm feeling sad, cos it's guaranteed to cheer me up every time.

As all the other reviews say, it's true-to-life, with spot on observations about just about everything you could imagine. But, rather than repeat all that, i'll include some tempting insights into the best bits:

"Sitting On Them" - the subtlety of the opening cartoon had me chuckling for ages

"Death" - "I said 'Honey, don't moon the cheetahs, they look fast'"

And my personal all-time favourite, that never ever becomes less funny...Coping with people who spit when they talk - build a cone of dryness. You have to see this cartoon. Really. You'll not regret it!

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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Why Can't Scott Adams Be More Like This Now?, July 15, 2001
By David Yontz (Brentwood,TN) - See all my reviews
This is the third and probably the funniest Dilbert book out there! This book is so funny,you'll laugh out loud roughly every six seconds, it's hillarious and true to life. This book is not a normal Dilbert book either, rather then being just a collection of about nine months worth of daily and Sunday comics it's full of big ( one taking up a full page ) origninal strips specially made for this book featuring the master of wit and sarcasm Dogbert as he explains basic human ediquit in a hillarious and true to life manner. ( let's see how many times I can write the words " Hillarious " and true to life " ) Even though this book was obviously made as a clever market ploy by Scott Adams to get the strip off the ground and get a little more cash in his pocket ( in the early days the strip was not phenomana that it is today, infact sales were less then mediocre ) it's still clear that he had alot of fun making this book and you'll have alot of fun reading it. This book was made before Dilbert became a comic strictly composed of workplace humor so it focuses on all sorts of topics. Personally I wish the strip would be more like that now. I mean I think the office gags are really funny, but now that Scott has achieved his maximum popularity I wish he would go back to some of the old formula's again and have Dogbert make some clever sarcastic shemes again that don't have to do with bussiness consulting. So in short, if your a Dogbert fan or you've never even read the Dilbert comic or your a fan of sarcastic humor, or you just plain like buying stuff because it's out there then buy this book and prepare to be cheered up for about thirty-five minutes.

Hillarious and true to life!

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5.0 out of 5 stars Dilbert before it got to be all about complaining about work, June 25, 2003
By DCpostdoc "DCpostdoc" (Washington, DC USA) - See all my reviews
This is the book that got me originally hooked on Dilbert, and I still think it is Scott Adams' best work. The Dilbert strip, over the years, has gotten to be less about life as a well-meaning nerd, and more about the workplace, and I think a lot of very good humor has gotten lost. The humor here covers everything from dating etiquiette, to explaining why the extra fork is there, to dealing with insurance companies. Much more amusing than simply complaining about incompetent managers !
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5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh out loud funny.
This is the funniest of all of Scott Adams' excellent books--despite the fact that it's well over ten years old, it's still laugh-out-loud, tears streaming down your face funny.
Published 1 month ago by M. Annal

5.0 out of 5 stars Very Useful
Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless is perfect for every clueless person in need of guidence and the rest of us that laugh at them.
A definite must have.
Published on August 11, 2006 by April Rain

5.0 out of 5 stars I loved it!
In this 1993 book, Scott Adams' creation, Dogbert, sets out to teach the right way to do everything. Read more
Published on December 15, 2004 by Kurt A. Johnson

2.0 out of 5 stars It's not as good as they are now
This seems like one of the first Dilbert books ever written, and as so, I don't think it's a very good read compared to the other currently available Dilbert books. Read more
Published on September 27, 2004 by S. Kwok

5.0 out of 5 stars Wonderful Dogbert Book
This was my first Dilbert book that I ever read, and I enjoyed the humor in it very much. Before, I didn't understand the office jokes, but these jokes were simpler, but still,... Read more
Published on September 17, 2001

4.0 out of 5 stars the Best Dilbert Book Ever!
This book is so funny! Look at all the other reviews... You can read it over and over and over and still it's as funny as "heck". It's all very honest... Read more
Published on December 14, 2000 by Minh Nguyen

5.0 out of 5 stars Unbelievable stuff
Wow. I'm at a loss for words. I agree 100% with everything everyone said about this book, except for the guy who gave it one star. Woah. Read more
Published on September 6, 2000

5.0 out of 5 stars Share This One With Your Friends!
It's been at least six years since I first read this book, and I read it over at least once a year for a good laugh. Read more
Published on August 14, 2000 by Vita Noble

5.0 out of 5 stars The funniest book ever written
There's nothing more to say. This is the funniest book ever written. I can't imagine not owning this book, and reading it at least once every few months.
Published on May 20, 2000 by Gary Huckabay

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