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by Scott Adams (Author) "DOGBERT IS A ROMANCE INTERPRETER HE'S TELLING YOU HOW TO LOGICALLY SOLVE ALL OF THE EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS YOU SEEM TO HAVE..." (more)
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  • Paperback: 80 pages
  • Publisher: Andrews and McMeel; Miniature edition (1996)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0836221915
  • ISBN-13: 978-0836221916
  • Product Dimensions: 3.4 x 3.2 x 0.4 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.4 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 2.8 out of 5 stars See all reviews (6 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #2,159,386 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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2.0 out of 5 stars Not worth it, March 23, 1998
By S. Behr "Software Developer" (Beit Shemesh, Israel) - See all my reviews
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I felt a little cheated when this "book" arrived. Yes, it's Dilbert all right, but it's got about two and a half cartoons in it, and I think my money would have been better spent on one of the bigger books.
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars Cute and Funny BOOKLET, not a "book", July 28, 1998
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This should have been marketed as one of those little booklets that you buy at the Hallmark shop as a sort of extended greeting card for someone. It should also be about $2.25 rather than $4.95 list price. Funny but not worth the cost.
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6 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars This book's a bit premature, March 4, 1999
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Scott Adams can't write a bad book. But he can write a short book. If Dilbert can't last any longer than this book, it'll be a cold day in the cubicles before he finds the love he's seeking. Perhaps the reason he didn't have time to add more cartoons about love is that he is busy finally illustrating those Hitchhiker's guides of his. And I suppose he is spending a lot of time drawing more madcap adventures for those wacky Adamms Family Circle series with his son, Bil Keane. You can't hurry love, Scott. Take your time next time. Your readers will be much more satisfied.
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1.0 out of 5 stars A short, short, short, short, long, short book
Mr. Adams, I have eaten one of your Dilberitos while reading this book. Next time, add a few more pages so I don't finish the Book befor the Dilbeito... Read more
Published on March 11, 1999

2.0 out of 5 stars Cute. Not worth it, but cute.
This book is a five minute read. If you get paid $60/hr you'll break even by the time you're done. If you need a quick gift that's cute and inexpensive on the whole, then this... Read more
Published on October 30, 1997

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