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41 of 42 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars
A Book as Bad as Its Cover, May 27, 2008
If you want a quick description of Bryan Smith's DEATHBRINGER, think novelization of a bad zombie flick, the kind that tease and fool us zombie horror fans with their shlocky scare tactics, cartoonish characters, hammy acting and corny humor. DEATHBRINGER'S characters and plot are the same kind of stuff that's kept Lloyd Kaufman and his gang at Troma Entertainment in business for the last 35 years.
According to Smith, we are surrounded by beings known as Reapers, who act as collectors of the souls of the recently departed. One of them, known as the Deathbringer, has grown tired of his eternal task, and wants a confrontation with God Himself. To get God's attention the Deathbringer goes all the way to Dandridge, Tennessee (I guess it's the center of the universe, or sits upon some major ley lines, or something) to plant an ancient book of spells and invocations on the doorstep of Mike O'Bannon, a rookie cop who's been in drunken mourning over the recent shooting death of his fiance. Finding the dusty tome (that's correct, "the dusty tome"--so dusty it makes Officer O'Bannon cough and sneeze), O'Bannon opens it and immediately begins reading aloud the precise Latin passages for raising the dead (yes, Latin; not Latin for beginners or Latin for dummies, but that demonic, horror story kind of Latin). Soon after, the small town of Dandridge is plagued by zombies who not only are of the newfangled spry and agile variety, they also think, talk, crack jokes and drive cars too (Hey, I'm not kidding you...but Bryan Smith might be).
If you're still with me, saying to yourself, "Oh Man, what a stinker!" Wait! ...it gets worse (Yes, it can)...
Halfway into the story Smith puts the zombie mayhem on the backburner to concentrate on the doings of O'Bannon's fiance's killer, Melinda, a spiky-haired, tattooed teeny psychobabe who, only a couple of weeks before, was an introverted video store clerk, but now leads a couple of redneck punks on a spree of murder, torture, rape, blah, blah, blah. Your average junior high school cast of Guys and Dolls are more believable as authentic Chicago gangsters than Melinda and her crew are as roaming psychopaths.
This book is not worth your time.
The following are all much better choices in the genre:
REIGN Of The DEAD, by Len Barnhart
DAY By DAY ARMAGEDDON, by J.L. Bourne
AUTUMN, by David Moody
DYING To LIVE, by Kim Paffenroth
THE DEAD, by Mark E. Rogers
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20 of 20 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars
Some original ideas, but quite a hollow zombie story overall, April 14, 2008
Bryan Smith's Deathbringer novel is the story of a group of people stuck in their little US town among a fast-growing crowd of flesh-eating zombies. The zombies are actually the products of a man, the Deathbringer, who is pursuing a very personal objective in his "life", a search that should lead him to become the world's master. In order not to spoil the plot, I won't add anything about this very goal. However, the Deathbringer finds himself confronted by a crowd of everyday, makeshift heroes who will ultimately be supported by an unexpected ally.
The storyline is original for a zombie movie: it is highly centralized (small town), the timeline is limited to a few days, there are not many characters around. Also, some of the ideas that Smith came up with are quite nice changes from the usual, Romero-fed zombie books. Think about the swap of souls, the good physical coordination of the zombies -that allows them to drive cars for instance-, or the fact that quite friendly characters don't make it alive to the end of the book. These are good things.
However, overall, the book feels like an empty shell. I guess this comes from the fact that the supernatural motives of the Deathbringer lack of depth. Would have been interesting for Smith to expand a little bit more on the whereabouts of this villain hero. Also, I still can't cope very well with fast, intelligent, articulated zombies... Just personal, but I simply can't! I like them dirty, stinking, slow and dumb.
If you like an original story with supernatural backgrounds, a bit of conspiracy, lots of flesh-eaters and a little bit of eroticism, then Deathbringer's for you. But not for me.
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21 of 22 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
go back to truck driving., March 4, 2008
cause you cant write. again i read these reveiws and wonder what book they read? i read this book and was just amazed at how bad it was. impossible storylines, weak characters that you hope all die. i read the freakshow after this and decided then and there that i will never read another book by bryan smith. and wont trust these amazon reveiws either. how in hell did anyone give this 5 stars?? its horrible. boring and ......eh!
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