Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers (Paperback)

by Malcolm Kushner (Author)

Editorial Reviews

Review
"It's a great gift for anyone who loves wine...." -- Napa Valley Register, March 19, 2003

"Kushner offers hundreds of funny wine thoughts in a Henny Youngman delivery throughout the book." -- Wine on the Web, March 2003

"Not everything is laugh-out-loud funny...but there are plenty of chuckles as well." -- San Jose Mercury News, April 23, 2003

Product Description
The world's first complete book of wine humor. Hundreds of funny quotes, definitions, anecdotes and news items about mankind's favorite beverage. Plus wine cartoons from The New Yorker.

The perfect gift for anyone interested in wine. And that's no joke!

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Product Details

• Paperback: 168 pages
• Publisher: Malcolm Kushner & Assoc (January 15, 2003)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0970459890
• ISBN-13: 978-0970459893
• Product Dimensions: 7.9 x 5.5 x 0.5 inches
• Shipping Weight: 2.5 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars See all reviews (7 customer reviews)
• Amazon.com Sales Rank: #541,530 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

Customer Reviews

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16 of 17 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars For Anyone with a Refined Palate for Humor & Wine, March 3, 2003

By	M. Thompson - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

Although those with a passion for the 'fruit of the vine' will especially enjoy this book, it will definitely be valued by anyone who appreciates humor as dry and as crisp as an excellent chablis.

The quotes, jokes, and one liners are priceless -- unlike many a bottle of expensive wine. And Kushner's own running commentary reads like stand up comedy at its best.

Now that many of us are quietly eschewing French wines (that are not really better than many other wines but which did, until recently, possess a certain 'snob appeal') we may well wonder what to bring to the next party or get-together that will impress a hostess with our 'sophistication, worldiness and overall sense of 'cool.' This is the answer. Bring a copy of this book together with a bottle of Californian (or) Virginian (or) Spanish (or) Italian (or) Australian, (or) Chilean wine, and you will not only make a tremendous hit with the host or hostess, but by reading excerpts from the book aloud, you'll be assured that the party won't be dull.

8 of 9 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Full-bodied and flavorful with a real bite, October 25, 2004

By	Kristin J. Johnson "Three-time published author" (Palm Desert, CA) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

Bubbling over like champagne, as wicked as Brie and chocolate-covered strawberries, Malcolm Kushner's marvelous humor book on wine demands to be sniffed, sipped, and imbibed with pleasure. Drinking in this book on wine will make you feel tipsy without the consequences. As Kushner says in the section Everything I Know I Learned from Drinking Wine: A loaded person is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That said, a glass or two of young Beaujolias or White Zin goes perfectly with this book.

Kushner swirls his own witticisms, his musings on what would happen if famous authors wrote about wine (especially funny are Joan Rivers on Chablis and Dr. Seuss on Champagne: "I do not like it / Cham I am / I do not like / That pagne of cham"), trivia, trivia quizzes and humorous quizzes, and his real-life clips of studies on the mental benefits of drinking wine with quips and quotes from the drunk and the famous.

There's plenty of silliness in a glass of wine, and Kushner saves most of his wickedness for the pretentious tasters, the wine connoisseurs and the sommeliers (that's wine servers for the uninitiated).

New Yorker cartoons, like the heady aroma of a newly opened bottle of Napa Valley wine, add a delicious flavor to this humorous collection.

4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars The Perfect Host or Hostess Gift, September 21, 2006

By	S. Newman "Sandy" (Arizona) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

A friend gave us a copy as a hostess gift when he visited and we love the book.