Extraterrestrial Sex Fetish (Paperback)

~ (Author) "Mercury de Sade - male, Caucasian, thirty years old, unmarried, computer programmer..." (more)
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Editorial Reviews

Review

ETSF: lyrical, comical and, regardless of its "pornographic" content, magical... one of the most unrestrained flights of fancy (albeit warped). -- Literal Latte, October 2001

Extraterrestrial Sex Fetish is nothing short of brilliant -- Absinthe Literary Review

Extraterrestrial Sex Fetish is nothing short of brilliant. -- Absinthe Literary Review, Spring 2002

Extraterrestrial Sex Fetish is one of the most astonishing books to come out in years -- Sex and Guts Magazine

The weirdest damned thing we've ever seen -- Science Fiction Chronicle

The weirdest damned thing we've ever seen. -- Science Fiction Chronicle

There is much dark humor throughout the text, which brings to mind Burroughs or Cronenberg... -- Zombiegirls.net, Spring 2002

This is a crazy cyber paranormal sex book... Heralded as a kind of 2001: A Space Sodomy. -- Exquisite Corpse, Spring/Summer 2002

What intrigued me was Supervert's seductively nasty way of showing the dark side of Sagan-ite speculations about our celestial cohorts -- San Francisco Bay Guardian

Product Description

Through its profile of Mercury de Sade, a computer programmer obsessed with the erotic potential of alien life, Extraterrestrial Sex Fetish introduces a new perversion into the lexicon of sexual pathologies: exophilia, an abnormal attraction for beings from worlds beyond earth.

Unlike other fetishes, whose objects may be difficult but not impossible to obtain, exophilia is a sexual desire for something that is literally not to be found on earth. The necrophile can rob a cemetery, the foot fetishist can steal shoes, but where is an alien sex fiend to find the objects of his desire? A basic inability to satisfy his fetish inspires sadism in Mercury de Sade, and though obsessed with extraterrestrials he is thus compelled to victimize a series of "ninfas" or young girls...

But can a human, however alluring, ever compensate for the fantastic sexuality to be expected of extraterrestrials? If aliens are more intelligent than man, then might they -- must they -- not be more sexually advanced than man too?

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Product Details

• Paperback: 216 pages
• Publisher: Supervert (August 22, 2001)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0970497105
• ISBN-13: 978-0970497109
• Product Dimensions: 6.9 x 4.9 x 0.5 inches
• Shipping Weight: 8.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)
• Amazon.com Sales Rank: #1,158,860 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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8 of 10 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Thats the way to do it, March 19, 2002

By	mads cortzen (copenhagen s, Denmark) - See all my reviews

I wont write a review which lasts a mile, cuz u wont read it anywayz. All I want to say is this: Supervert is one of the most interesting reading-experiences I've had in years. Its a feast of philosophy, UFO-debunking, space-age-mythology, funny and horrible kinks and perversions, and a great ...-take on the pretentious, pseudo-scientific UFO-community. If you usually stays clear of avantgarde or experimental litterature, and only read one book like this in your lifetime, let it be this. Beam me up Supervert!

5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars FASCINATING parable of human vanity...but complex, November 3, 2001

By	Love Commander "tanya2pointoh" (USA) - See all my reviews

This is one of the most complex narratives written since Naked Lunch or anything by Celine or Proust. But if you are patient --- and can read above the 8th grade level, you are in for a horrifying, tantalizing trick -- and treat.

The book's "Content Grid" is, indeed, a grid - not a simple table. This book is designed to transport the reader across multiple dimensions of moral platitudes and prescriptions. Simultaneously, the book instructs the reader exactly on how to raise and program a modern sexual psychopath -- as well as how to destroy one. The text manipulates, arouses and nauseates simultaneously. Beauty or Beast, this Supervert? I've read it twice and I still cannot entirely decide. As I explained to a graduate level reading workshop I recently guest lectured for, we have either just met the Devil incarnate...or next literary Messiah.

Extraterrestrial Sex Fetish (ETSF) is a multidimensional deconstruction of the traditional epic, yet its enigmatic personification of megasex, megaego and megahumanity admittedly leaves me shell shocked and yearning for something simple and pure to bring me back to earth -- like a can of chicken noodle soup or a can of fresh air. The hero, Mercury de Sade, performs deeds that leave the original Marquis de Sade limp and whimpering in a pile of his own blood and waste (ala "Quills"). This extraordinary inflation of the famous sex god is necessary, given how jaded today's readers are in light of our glossy porn-saturated lives. What ETSF lacks in simplicity it makes up for with excessive alliteration and fluid poetry. "If the entire universe were comprised of semen [...] this would have decisive consequences for extraterrestrial life," posits Mercury.

Mercury de Sade is an ideal second base coach, helping us to see what is really real and really scary about western sexual ethics and the sociopolitical trappings that we have conned ourselves into believing. As the Marquis hops planets in order to find exo-victims for his sexual pleasure, he hangs on to a fixed lust for a native earth girl -- and uses her as his springboard for all of his ongoing, perverted and disgusting fantastic pillaging schemes.

Erma Bombeck was the one who helped American housewives along with "The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank." That story (and that line) goes far with ETSF and the Marquis. No matter how many esoteric justifications the Marquis (and the narator) develop along the way to justify their horrendous and criminal acts, the collective and universal pendulum of morality never ceases to swing between the legs of a man bent on endless sex and seed dispersal.

Mankind will never cease to be more than a raw, venal, bombastic example of God's biggest mistake. We are the Universe's true ongoing disappointment.

It would be interesting to hear what Osama bin Laden thinks of this American export. Indeed, Supervert has the potential of becoming the 21st century's successor to both Salman Rushdie and L. Ron Hubbard.

Prescription or prognosis? I still can't decide. But this book is compelling, nonetheless and CERTAIN to make its way (slowly -- possibly postumously) into the socio-religious canon of the next millennium.

If you've ever wished for something better than Sade's _Justine_ or saucier than _Story of O_then buy this book! It also would make an excellent Christmas gift for an illicit lover.

6 of 8 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars ET Outcall, December 1, 2002

By	Joshua Dan Berlow (Baltimore, MD USA) - See all my reviews

Mercury de Sade is the shaved-head protagonist of Extraterrestrial Sex Fetish, and he's got a "thing" for ETs. In ETSF, Supervert ingeniously takes the UFO abduction myth and turns it upside-down. In the usual UFO abduction, UFO occupants kidnap an unsuspecting Earthling and take her to their flying saucer, where they perform unspeakable "experiments" involving sexual violation. Mercury de Sade, in contrast, is an Earth human who violates extraterrestrials.
The book is written in a non-linear "collage" form, comprised of short essays and vignettes. These short essays are grouped into four categories:

1. Alien Sex Scenes (ASS): These are fantasies where Mercury de Sade makes it with various extraterrestrials. The aliens are inventive parodies of human women, and give Mercury de Sade the opportunity for insights into earthling sexuality. Alien planets are named after letters from the Greek alphabet- "aliens from Epsilon are unusually sensitive to telekinetic transmission". (p. 39) Usually, Mercury de Sade's "exophilia" involves violence or rape.

2. Methods of Deterrestrialization (MOD): These are scenes from planet earth, where Mercury de Sade is a computer programmer in New York City. They involve other human characters- Charlotte Goddard (AKA Ninfa XIX), Charlotte's father, and a couple of detectives hired by Charlotte's father. Apparently, Mercury de Sade and Charlotte's father vie for control of her. Charlotte is trying to get something from her father, but I'm not sure what. It's hard to tell what's going on exactly, as the book is written in a non-traditional collection of interleaved ASSes, MODs, LIEs, and DATs. However, this has the advantage of allowing the reader to browse the pieces, like a magazine. These scenes suggest the possibility that they're the result of an attempt to write a traditional novel, with the usual continuity of scenes and plot, before it was cut up into essays.

3. Lessons in Exophilosophy (LIE): These are essays concerning what great Western philosophers thought about extraterrestrial life. They're arranged chronologically, from ancient up to modern philosophers. These essays exhibit an impressive understanding of Western philosophy- many major Western philosophers are considered, including (but not limited to) Plato, Locke, Hume, Berkeley, Husserl, Wittgenstein, and the Frankfurt School. It's fascinating that so many great philosophers speculated about the existence of extraterrestrial life. These are written in a straightforward, serious style, and depart in tone from the other essays. These essays afford Supervert the chance to not only summarize much of Western philosophy, but also the discussions one finds in UFO literature. Some of these, for example, include, "If extraterrestrials exist, why haven't they contacted us?" and "Are extraterrestrials good or evil?" and "Are extraterrestrials more (spiritually, socially, or technologically) advanced than us"? Although these essays have philosophical heft, their serious tone parodies Western philosophy, insofar as they're in a book entitled Extraterrestrial Sex Fetish.

4. Digressions and Tangents (DAT): These are the pieces that don't fit into any of the other categories. They contain diary excerpts of Mercury de Sade, observations about New York City, and even a description of Mercury de Sade's appearance: "However, it was not hygiene that inspired Mercury de Sade to shave his head. Really he had been deeply affected by popular depictions of extraterrestrial beings, in which they were never shown with such amenities as hair and fingernails".

That's the parts that make up the whole of Extraterrestrial Sex Fetish. Does the whole work? It does. This book is entertaining for science-fiction aficionados, armchair philosophers, and UFO buffs. As a comic parody of UFO literature, ETSF is a welcome counterbalance to the strident seriousness of much UFO lit.

When I first encountered Extraterrestrial Sex Fetish I was put off by the untraditional composition, but entered into the spirit of the book by random browsing. I was soon hooked by hilarious descriptions of alien sex. However, I've yet to unravel what's going on with Charlotte, Mercury de Sade, and Charlotte's father.

The documentary style of the "Lessons in Exophilosophy" work well, and give the reader an overview of extraterrestrial issues. One thing that might've been included is a bibliography of good UFO books, for those wanting to delve deeper. Also, with all the references to mathematical set theory and computer programming, I was disappointed not to find any mention of the famous Drake Equation, which predicts the number (N) of detectable, intelligent extraterrestrial species:

N= (R*)(Fp)(Ne)(Fl)(Fi)(Fc) x L

R* is the rate of star formation
Fp is the fraction of stars with planets
Ne is the fraction of planets with an environment suitable for life
Fl is the fraction of suitable planets where life actually appears

Fi is the fraction of life-bearing planets on which intelligence emerges
Fc is the fraction of intelligent societies with a desire and ability to communicate with other worlds
L is the length of time an intelligent ET society remains communicative.

Scientific work has been done on each of these factors. Notably, when the Drake equation was first invented, no planets outside of our solar system (Fp) had been discovered, and there was even some question as to whether planets orbiting distant stars existed at all. Just in the last few years, however, evidence of planets orbiting other stars besides our sun has been detected.

Supervert reveals his hand in Appendix Two of ETSF, where he states: "I believe that there is no conscious intelligence (other than man) anywhere in the universe." This reviewer believes that the jury is still out. However, given the number of stars visible in an unpolluted sky (perhaps Supervert has spent too much time in Manhattan), I don't see why there shouldn't be extraterrestrials out there somewhere. Whether anyone wants to (ahem) have sex with them is the question posed by Extraterrestrial Sex Fetish.