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"I found myself laughing, shaking my head, sighing and smiling all because I could relate." -- Owen Thomas, The Elms

"If you’re ready for a new, honest and even hilarious take on Christianity and today’s culture, this is your book." -- Christa Farris, Editor of CCM Magazine and CCMMagazine.com

"The Christian Culture Survival Guide is a must-read for anyone who has ever walked through the doors of a church." -- Andy Argyrakis, Chicago Tribune contributing writer

"The Christian Culture Survival Guide is one of the most hilarious books I have ever read!" -- Jaci Velasquez, singer

"Witty, insightful, edgy, cynical, hopeful, faithful, disturbing, indicting, and provocative. You won't come away from it with a neutral response." -- Will Penner, speaker, author and editor of Youthworker Journal


About the Author

THE AUTHORS Chris Seay is pastor of Ecclesia, a progressive Christian community in Houston, Texas, and is author of The Gospel According to Tony Soprano (Relevant Books). Seay lives in Houston with his wife, Lisa, who is a marriage and family counselor. They have three children.

Chad Karger, the community pastor at Ecclesia, holds an M.A. in counseling and has worked with countless couples over the last ten years. He is part of Better Days, an organization that provides intensive spiritual direction and personal coaching to individuals throughout Houston. He has been married to Meeka for thirteen years and has three children.


Product Details

  • Paperback: 151 pages
  • Publisher: Relevant Books (May 2004)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0974694207
  • ISBN-13: 978-0974694207
  • Product Dimensions: 7 x 5 x 0.6 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 5.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (29 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #631,743 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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11 of 15 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars ironic...., May 14, 2005
Yeah, this book was humorous for the first chapter, until the author's sarcasm became overwhelming, what I would call full-blown arrogance and hypocrisy. First of all, if you intend to write a whole book centered on ridiculing people for their faults, *AND* claim to follow Christ, something's wrong. Jesus' command to love one another includes everyone--even those insane fundamentalist, Bible-thumping freaks you come across. There is such a thing as constructive criticism (which is not used here).

What cinched it for me was the irony of sneaking an ad for their magazine at the end of the book. After all that ranting on Christianity becoming a giant sales pitch? Come on now, he should've known better. That was the funniest part, in MY opinion.

I'm going back to the bookstore and returning it. I guess he may have started with good intentions, but somewhere along the way lost the concept of Jesus' love and grace.
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14 of 21 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Get real, June 29, 2004
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Given the reviews I've read here, I think it's easy to see why there are so many problems in the church today.

The fact of the matter is that an overwhelming number of people today are lost. And although the church is supposed to be a refuge and source of direction for these people, it has instead turned in to a legalistic plumage of smoke and mirrors. Apparently, some of the people who "reviewed" this book aren't yet willing to admit to this fact. (Although, I find it hard to believe that any of the people who have left negative reviews actually took the time to read this book! Rather, they most likely skimmed over it w/ a biased (read - "prideful") eye.)

Every negative review of this book begins with the premise that Matthew addresses some important topics that no writer has yet had the courage to address, and then in the very same review they cut him down for not addressing these issues in the right way or the appropriate writing standards. Yea, way to offer something constructive. (Oh wait, I forgot, Christians aren't ever allowed to be sarcastic. Scratch that last line...) Instead of cutting down this courageous author, how about contributing something to the cause that you have already agreed needs to be addressed!?! But wait, that would take courage, a trait the negative reviewers apparently believe Christians today aren't allowed to possess.

What I have learned from this book is that I am not alone in my disappointment regarding the church. Instead of making me want to turn away from God's church (something that Christians in general have done a fabulous job of doing) Matthew's book has encouraged me to face the issues of the church, and strive to do something positive about them. He has taught me that it is OK to acknowledge problems within the church, and that doing so is the first step in creating a positive, Godly change.

It is evident in his book, "The Christian Culture Survival Guide" that author Matt Turner has a true heart for the lost, and a desire to share with them the love he has found in his Savior and Lord. He also has obviously experienced the same disappointments that many people have with the church today, and does not want these people to lose hope or the desire to follow the Father despite these Earthly inadequacies. Thank you Matt for stepping out on a ledge, putting it all out there, and reaching those of us that were feeling so alone, despite all of the heat you will be taking for writing this book.

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4.0 out of 5 stars Cute, funny, weird, January 6, 2009
I have mixed feelings about this book. It was a brisk read, it was definitely funny and insightful... but I couldn't pin down the genre. It's definitely satire, but it's also structured like a book for people interested in immersing themselves in Christianity.. and contains a confusing and sloppy mixture of satirical and sincere advice. It was also somewhat awkward because the author appears to be just as dorky and awkward as the goofy Christians he mocks..

I would certainly never give this book to someone interested in becoming a Christian, because it paints a hideous picture of Christianity. But it made the afternoon fun. It also made me want to check out the authors new book, "Churched" to hear more about his experiences... I'm guessing personal storytelling is his real talent.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Funny stuff. Love the cover even!
As a Christian author myself, I see a HUGH need for humor in the Christian world. Turner does a great job of putting the mirror up to us in a very entertaining way.
Published on January 15, 2007 by RockyTopper

1.0 out of 5 stars Not what I hoped for. . .
I have read several other books from this same publishing company, and the majority of them have been excellent. Read more
Published on January 3, 2006 by J. Quinn

5.0 out of 5 stars Matthew Paul Turner, Get out of my head!
Run, don't walk to your credit card and order this book. Matthew Paul Turner's description of many well intentioned church folk hit's the nail on the head. Read more
Published on October 5, 2005 by Scott Davis

5.0 out of 5 stars A Refreshing Look at the Church
Matthew Paul Turner uses both moments of roll-on-the-floor humor and moments of eye-opening honesty to expose many of the idiosyncracies of Christianity in our day and age. Read more
Published on May 19, 2005 by Jacob A. Davis

5.0 out of 5 stars Just read this wonderful book and I loved it!!!
Matthew Paul Turner is a genious. Although some people are obviously taking him a little too serious, the Christian Culture Survival Guide is a good, funny and honest read. Read more
Published on May 16, 2005 by Sam Walker

1.0 out of 5 stars Remarkable Grasp of the Obvious
At best Matthew Paul Turner is moderately amusing. He writes of problems and quirks in the church that are obvious to some and ignored by many. Read more
Published on February 28, 2005 by Example: book maven

4.0 out of 5 stars Give Us More!
Matthew Paul Turner's THE CHRISTIAN CULTURE SURVIVAL GUIDE is a book that lampoons the subculture of America that I like to refer to as the Christian ghetto. Read more
Published on January 6, 2005 by tvtv3

5.0 out of 5 stars from a Christian
I thought this book was GREAT! It is by no means a serious theological book, but for a light-hearted read, it does make some real points about Christianity today. Read more
Published on October 8, 2004 by Karen Bencke

3.0 out of 5 stars Funny and accurate but maybe it doesn't go far enough
I enjoyed a lot of this book, having had many similar experiences, but maybe not to the same degree. Read more
Published on September 13, 2004 by Adam E. Nigh

3.0 out of 5 stars Funny--but only in spots
The evangelical Christian subculture is indeed ripe for lampooning. This book is hit and miss in that regard. To be honest, it could have been funnier. Read more
Published on August 14, 2004 by Tom Hinkle

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