Review
"I don't know what this is, but I think it's fabulous! Get it the %&#@ off my desk! Hey, is that ham?" -- -Krikus Reviews
Product Description
Granted, AcmeVaporware (AVW) is a revolutionary torpophysical cruisepacket powerhouse, providing uncompromising physical layer memetic transport, pseudo-lexiconographical logistics and incendiary torpovapor supply-chain data wake-up calls to anyone caught touching their monkey within the tri-state area, and SURE, all AVW cruise-packets are equipped with unique and deadly FLO-STOP devices, miasma return lines, conventional fulcrum mesh- and soft-network vapor escape topologies [Reference: "Technical Report on TIVRS Field Modificatiions of Torpomotor Assembly Resulting in Death and Dismemberment, But Not a General Loss of Wellbeing." Fielding, 1963], however -- and you knew this was coming -- like "Liberty," this unrelenting technical acumen comes at a price, not to mention BROBDINGNAGIAN run-on sentences that just won't stop EVER. Well, except that one time.
So, BEHOLD: Ten Years of AcmeVaporware MISCOMMUNICATIONS. Just when you thought it was safe to migrate to a new memetic platform, but this isn't a sentence. No, THIS is a sentence! A-AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Wait, that wasn't funny. Crap, this is supposed to tease you in a furtive, subcutaneous sneaky-ass way, manipulating you into losing all will and BUYING THIS BOOK. Wow. How far we've sunk. We've clearly de-installed our own LRF support, shuffled off this "CUYAHOGA" SERIES coil and joined the TorpoChoir Invisible. If only the steam engine could come back and RUN, RUN LIKE THE WIND. Damn, these wires make it impossible to read, intercourse the penguin. So what, big deal.
