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Atlanta Nights (Paperback)

~ Travis Tea (Author)
4.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (25 customer reviews)

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The muse struck like a stomach flu. Up came "Atlanta Nights." -- Los Angeles Times, February 5, 2005


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Atlanta Nights is a book that could only have been produced by an author well-versed in believable storylines, set in conditions that exist today, with believable every-day characters. Accepted by a Traditional Publisher, it is certain to resonate with an audience. It fits their specialty like a glove.

All proceeds from this book go to the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America Emergency Medical Fund.


Product Details

  • Paperback: 299 pages
  • Publisher: Lulu.com (February 16, 2005)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1411622987
  • ISBN-13: 978-1411622982
  • Product Dimensions: 9 x 5.8 x 0.9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.1 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (25 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #774,765 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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42 of 45 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Gloriously wretched!, February 24, 2005
By Lisa Blaschke (San Antonio, TX USA) - See all my reviews
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Were Ed Wood alive, he would snap up the rights to this one and commit it to celluloid as only his inestimable talent could. The disjointed, nonsensical narrative should be required reading for all aspiring authors, as it offers a page by page, line by line example of How Not To Do It. Every literary mistake in the book is literally in the book. That Publish America bought it, hook, line and sinker should also serve as a lesson to aspiring authors. Great fun, if you're into the howlingly awful. My only regret is that my husband, Jayme Lynn Blaschke, wasn't able to interview the reclusive Travis Tea for Voices of Vision: Creators of Science Fiction and Fantasy Speak, because really, this is fantasy of the first order!
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29 of 30 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars How Not To Write, February 24, 2005
I bought this because one of my favourite Fantasy authors, Sherwood Smith, was one of the writers collectively known as Travis Tea. Now, I know Atlanta Nights was intended to point out certain publishing scams, but I downloaded the book for free from the author's web page and read it. Then I decided to buy it.

Why would I buy a book that is so dreadfully, hilariously vile?

Well, not because it is funny (and it is), but because reading Atlanta Nights teaches you about writing. Both James Macdonald (of Viable Paradise fame, and an author), the organizer, and Sherwood Smith spend a lot of time teaching newer, not yet published writers how to write, how publishers work, how to create books publishers will buy and readers will enjoy. They have seen all the mistakes one can make, and they, and their fellows, saw to it that every one of those mistakes are in this book.

Read Atlanta Nights, then read your own work. You'll see some of the same problems, and no, not just bad spelling. I mean too many adjectives, too many adverbs, distracting details, and odd syntax. You'll delete at least a third of your own words, and your book will be the better for it.
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27 of 28 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Blindingly Funny, February 24, 2005
In fact, I was starting to wish I was blind after a chapter or two. This book shows what happens when a group of very good writers write as badly as possible. It's hysterical. The wandering characters, the incredible grammar, and the cliches -- if they missed one, it wasn't for want of trying. Sure, this one probably isn't funny for the non-writer but for anyone who has ever been talked into critiquing a book by a friend of a friend, this thing is a hoot. As a writing instructor, it made me laugh nearly to tears. I recommend it for any writer who wants a wild laugh-fest. I didn't see any political commentary in it (maybe some of the reviewers saw symbolism I missed ;-) but if you ever fell in love with a campy classic, you'll fall for this one.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent and Informative.
The excellence is not in the writing, it's in the hysterical history of why this mess was produced. You will laugh your way through this horrible book, but only if you understand... Read more
Published 2 months ago by Calamity Jane

3.0 out of 5 stars Bad? Yes. Funny? Hmmm...
This is a good example of how not to write. The thing is though: if I want to read something like that I could also resort to literally hundreds of thousands of fan stories... Read more
Published 12 months ago by MotorMind

5.0 out of 5 stars My sides hurt after reading this
I understand the point of this "sting" manuscript. However, all the serious stuff to the side, this is the funniest thing I've ever tried to read. Read more
Published on June 12, 2007 by Evan the Dweezil

5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant, Spel-Bindeing Work
I laughed. I cried.
I thought about the good times, the bad times.
This book offers poignant insights on the human spirit, the nexus existing between men and women,... Read more
Published on December 21, 2005 by Jonathan E. Woodall

5.0 out of 5 stars Strunk and White and Armaggedon
While my copy is on the way, I have read enough excerpts to require extensive sedation. Yes, I'm a Believer friends, and I have hairs on my palms to prove it. Read more
Published on September 7, 2005 by Steven Cain

5.0 out of 5 stars Truly one of a kind--and I mean that in the meanest way
Atlanta Nights is a brilliant achievement. Only good writers could write something so bad. But this book is not merely bad. It's not bad in any ordinary sense of the word. Read more
Published on July 19, 2005 by Catherine Ryan Hyde

5.0 out of 5 stars Wow!
There were so many good things about this book, but my favorite was the end. Chapter 34 MUST be read aloud to fully appreciate it.
Published on April 24, 2005 by K. A. Mayer

5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh out loud funny
This is the funniest book that I have ever read. It is a cautionary tale for aspiring writers who don't won't do make the effort to learn their craft.
Published on April 21, 2005 by Candace Holt

5.0 out of 5 stars A Public Service to Aspiring Writers and All Booksellers
Every aspiring writer or any bookseller who is tempted to go the "Publish America" route should read this book.
Published on April 18, 2005 by DesignerJR

5.0 out of 5 stars So Bad it's good
I first heard about this book at LunaCon and after spending only a few minutes with one of the authors, I knew I had to pick it up. It's fantastically bad, yes. Read more
Published on April 12, 2005 by Richard White

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