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by Scott Balows (Author)
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Tales from Tanzaniamight be one of the funniest books ever written about an African safari. Itchronicles a vacation gone awry as the author dodges hippos and crocodiles,suffers intestinal distress of an epic nature and is repeatedly mocked byBritish people. The fun begins when an American copywriter drives across Tanzaniain a big truck with a bunch of English tourists; the fun ends when one guestaccidentally poisons the group with tainted drinking water. No bodily functiongoes undocumented in this comical account of wildlife encounters and Maasai earlobes. From a tent perched on the edge of Ngorongoro Crater to the skies above the Serengeti, thisanecdotal tale captures a safari in hilarious detail.

About the Author
ScottBalows is a freelance copywriter. When he's not saving up for his nextadventure, he helps American consumers make educated decisions about theirpackaged goods purchases. As a top creative at many prestigious advertisingagencies, he's created commercials for some of our nation's favorite vices:beer, cigarettes, fast food and fast cars. After 15years of calling himself a writer, the author has finally composed somethinglonger than a seven-word headline or a :30 commercial. It's about time. Scott livesin Chicago.

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  • Paperback: 220 pages
  • Publisher: AuthorHouse (March 3, 2004)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1414003951
  • ISBN-13: 978-1414003955
  • Product Dimensions: 8.9 x 5.7 x 0.7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 11.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars See all reviews (5 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #424,901 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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5.0 out of 5 stars Where do I sign up ?, July 1, 2004
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Whilst travelling across Africa, Scott has a kept one eye on the lions and one eye on his travelling companions. This is less of a truck holiday story than a reflection on the comical misunderstanding between cultures. A must for anyone considering a trip to Africa.
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5.0 out of 5 stars a fresh take on the fresh hell of travelling with other people, October 5, 2005
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Balows' keen ear for dialogue and wry perspective make Tales From Tanzania a must read for anyone who's ever (or, for that matter, never) travelled with a group of strangers. A highly entertaining account of the comic human safari.
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5.0 out of 5 stars A wild ride, April 14, 2004
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This excellent novel is proof that truth is not only stranger than fiction, it's funnier. As you follow Balows on a budget safari through the wilds of Africa, you manage to feel sorry for his misadventures, while at the same time wishing you were there. This reader definitely hopes he takes us along on his next journey!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious and many travelers can relate!
Having taken tour group trips within Africa and other places, I could relate to many of Balows' accounts of fellow travelers, ailments, inital (if not exaggerated) excitement at... Read more
Published on June 20, 2006 by KJB

2.0 out of 5 stars Traveling for the Immature
Humor about vomit or bathroom issues gives this book a big stink. So does the ceasless scapegoating directed to the most inept fellow traveler. Read more
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