Seed's Sketchy Relationship Theories - A Guide to the Perils of Dating: (How Not To Become A Bar Regular) (Paperback)

by Lindsay Wincherauk (Author)
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Product Description
Has life gotten you down? Are you waiting for something magical to happen in your life? Do you have relationship problems or want a better one? Ladies are you missing your zest for life? Guys have you simply seemed to have misplaced your balls and you really want them back? Seed might have an idea where they are.

If you answered "yes" or "maybe" to any of these questions, or if you are simply not satisfied with your life and the state of the world today, then you need to read this book.

Seed's Sketchy Relationship Theories - A Guide to the Perils of Dating is a funny, raw, passionate, original and somewhat controversial look at the world, life, love and relationships. Seed tackles the most serious issues facing us in our world of relationships today with his unique sense of humor. The message is positive and simple: Take stock of your life and start living.

First off Seed’s Sketchy Guide is "real" and in no way intended to be politically correct. It was never meant to be a social, political or religious commentary on how the world works. But at the same time it would be inappropriate if it did not touch on the way the world is operating at the current time. Without a bit of a commentary on what is going on in the world we would have no understanding of why relationships currently are the way they are. We don’t live in a bubble now do we?

This book is a practical and humorous guide to the perils of dating and relationships. It could quite easily be placed in the Relationship, Self Help, or Comedy Sections of your favorite bookstore. It draws from years of relationship adventures (mistakes) and a lot of fun and confusion (drunken lonely nights). It also uses "most of the time" generalizations which can be confrontational, but if you have the balls to admit it, tough skin and aren’t a sensitive wuss, it will help you make big strides both in your dating and personal lives.

Seed’s Sketchy Guide is ultimately a series of essays on the different aspects of relationships, dating and the world. It represents opinions on the current state of these topics and the chapters may pertain to certain aspects of your life and may be used individually or as a whole to help you gain perspective. It is not necessarily a picture of how we would like the world to be, but more so a reflection of how it is.

From the Publisher
Seed’s Sketchy Relationship Theories is a fun filled romp through the world of relationships and life. It tackles all aspects of the dating world, challenging the reader and giving solid suggestions on what can be done to achieve the most satisfaction from their intimate relationships and life in general. It is a fun read that everyone will be able to relate to. Sometimes controversial - often hilarious - always original - definitely entertaining. This is soon to be the most talked about book of the new millennium!

The Seed and German Seed have combined fresh comedy, biting social commentary and an exciting new perspective. We are confident that they have created a winner here and invite you along for a wicked ride.In the meantime step inside Seed’s world and enjoy!!!

Section Summaries:

Introduction:

A look at the current state of the world today. Some insight on how the book came to be. Examines and defines intimate relationships.

Section 1 - The Formative Years.

Explores the challenges of growing up. Some solid suggestions for raising YOUR kids.

Section 2 - Getting in the Game.

How to get dates? Getting in the Game & Understanding the Game... (But, come on, is it really a "game"?) Simple ways to have a blast while finding out who you are. Provides an understanding of what to do to give your relationships the best chance of surviving.

Section 3 - You Have Found Someone You Think You Want to Keep. Now What?

The early stages of love and how to eliminate some of the confusion. Insecurities and Dysfunctions/Getting your own house in order first. The myth of security. The importance of learning to love yourself and learning to be alone. Helps define relationship limits.

Section 4 - It’s Not Working: Picking Up the Pieces of You.

Suggestions on how to survive and bounce back from a break up. How to regain confidence. The importance of removing yourself from the situation. Infidelity: a relationship cancer.

Section 5 - For Better or Worse You’re Staying.

You have found your "true love". How do you keep it? Remember to have fun. Embracing differences. Be an Original - An Exception. Nothing in life is guaranteed.

Section 6 - Other Realms.

Roommate scenarios. Bonus material. Original comedy.

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Product Details

• Paperback: 380 pages
• Publisher: AuthorHouse (October 22, 2004)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 1420800302
• ISBN-13: 978-1420800302
• Product Dimensions: 8.9 x 6.1 x 1 inches
• Shipping Weight: 1.2 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars See all reviews (22 customer reviews)
• Amazon.com Sales Rank: #2,031,700 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars A Gamut of Different Emotions, December 21, 2004

By	Lori (Toronto) - See all my reviews

This book made me incredibly angry. I bought this book for 2 reasons. The first reason is that I heard the Authors interviewed on a Montreal radio station and I found them to be entertaining. The second reason is that when I checked out their website I loved the books cover. When I started to read it I found myself getting increasingly mad at their opinions. How dare they make such bold statements. However, I found it hard to put the book down. Just when I figured they had crossed the politically correct boundaries they seemed to find a way to make me laugh with some of their rants.

As I progressed through the book I think I figured it out. Their theories though confrontational really made me think. I am not positive, but I think they are making fun of how things are. At first I did not agree with what they were saying and then I thought about my friends and the world and I am not sure if I disagree any longer. That actually made me feel sad. This book actually made me really examine how I treat people. I finally realized that this is not a self-help book or a book about how to "score". It is more about change and having a great time in the process of this change. At first I was going to give it only 1 star - after I worked and laughed my way through it I have changed it to 4 stars. If it didn't make me so angry in the beginning it would have been 5.

4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Wise, Wicked, Hilarious and Genuinely Sensitive Guide!, March 11, 2005

By	Grady Harp (Los Angeles, CA United States) - See all my reviews (TOP 10 REVIEWER)    (REAL NAME)

"The Seed & German Seed" may be just preposterous pseudonyms for now, but with the publication of this unique, immensely readable book the true authors hopefully will step forward for a much-deserved bow!

SEED'S SKETCHY RELATIONSHIP THEORIES: A GUIDE TO THE PERILS OF DATING [HOW NOT TO BECOME A BAR REGULAR] is a long title that even in its length doesn't even begin to suggest what is in store for the curious, open minded reader. This is not a 'self-help' or a 'how to' manual: Seed and German Seed have taken a long look at our present world condition, with a special emphasis on individual evaluation and interaction with the universe, and have come up with some very thoughtful ideas and precepts by which the reader can jump in and start over at this bizarre process we call living.

Starting out with ways in which we can alter our priorities to focus more on the preparation of our inner (and outer) self, Seed offers constructive advice without preaching. One aspect that may alter the way some readers approach the wisdom contained in this book is Seed's excessive use of a particular expletive. But as he explains so soundly, language is what it is and to fancify words can at times alter the wholeness of the concept - and certainly the comedy to be found in living life honestly.

Other reviewers have singled out portions of this book as favorites - an enviable task I find difficult at best! - but there is one recurring area that deserves special attention: Seed's manifesto about gay folk is sensitive and wise and well written even for the most committed phobic folk. He does this with high comedy (lists for women to use to determine if their men have proclivities versus full time commitment) all the while reassuring everyone that we all need is to live and let live and take care of our own variations of normal before raising the hatchet toward those of others.

After about two thirds of the way through this entertaining and at times illuminating book the authors lose focus and the last third feels a bit like a standup comic filling time. But in these pages are also suggestions that there will be more works from this duo coming down the pike and the pathways they are choosing sound most intriguing.

Get ready for a good time, put away your censorship for toilet mouthed humor, and open your mind (and yes, heart) to the shenanigans herein. It is a fine piece of work! Grady Harp, March 05

4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars A Controversial Gem., January 26, 2005

By	Shari R. (New York City) - See all my reviews

Hello, I decided that I want to get the word out about a new book that I have stumbled across due to the recommendation of a friend. Now this particular friend has from time to time been somewhat challenged when it comes to making suggestions regarding music, films, books and the arts in general. Lets just say that she usually promotes the above mentioned mediums with excitement and a verve that is infectious encouraging her friends to spend the coin in hopes of finding the next American Classic or Pop Culture Phenomenon. However, on a painfully repeating basis we are met over and over again with bitter disappointment.

Somehow though, this time her recommendation has been an outstanding surprise. She recommended a book called Seed's Sketchy Relationship Theories - A Guide to the Perils of Dating (How not to become a bar regular). I must admit I was incredibly skeptical. Once again with blind faith, I decided to take the leap of faith. This time I was prepared for the upcoming disappointment.

When I went online and checked out the book at Seed Enterprises and the links to the sellers, I must admit I was slightly intrigued by both the title and the cover. I received the book on January 14th and I have just now found the time to finish it. To my surprise and dismay my friend lead me to a raw, entertaining and controversial gem. What makes this book so refreshingly entertaining is that it does not pretend to be more than it is. When the world is so desperately trying to remain politically correct, which results in a glossing over and denial of the issues that we are facing in our day to day lives, the authors boldly state their opinions. Whether you agree with what they are saying or not, there is enough in this book to make you look inward first and perhaps even come to some conclusions about your own existence. I know I did. Facing reality sometimes leads you to the right path.

The authors challenge everything, they look at the divorce rate from a different perspective, they challenge how we are playing the game of life and have the guts to suggest that maybe we are getting it wrong. They seem to invite us in to their own lives to give us an insight to where their perspective comes from. This book speaks to everyone. Not only is it controversial, it is insightful and at times incredibly hilarious. I strongly suggest picking up a copy. It is much more than a relationship book, it really is a look at life. To top it off it looks at these subjects in such a fresh and original fashion it will leave you wanting more.

Next up in my reading que, Why Men Love B-tches. Could my friend hit on two in a row.