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7 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Save Your Money!!!, June 27, 2003
By A Customer
I am a woman and fairly new to erotica, having only a few Black Lace books under my belt. I was looking to branch out a bit, so I decided to troll some of the lists at Amazon. Since this novel was featured by Amazon and had one very positive review, I gave Elysian Days and Nights a whirl. Boy, what a mistake!...First of all, this novel starts rather slowly. The premise is that a doctor with an obsession for big clitorises opens up a fantasy island type resort, where beautiful rich women come to be molested by rather gross, unattractive men. ::yawn:: I had to wade through a couple of chapters of the doctor's life story and boring backround to get to the first sex scene, which disappointingly made the sex sound more like a gynecological exam than erotica. A speculum erotic?! I don't think so! Next up, we have a black masseuse who is obsessed with butt stuff, and white women, who are mindless, faceless bimbos, thrilled to be tied up and blindfolded twenty four hours a day. LOL. I got fifty pages into the novel, when I realized none of the characters are written from a female pov, nor do they have any dialogue. I read a little further. There is the obligatory voyeur, the doctor's brother, who sounds like he is bald, hairy and toting a beer belly. Of course, he gets in on the action with the beautiful chick. At this point, I decided to start skimming, and while it looks like the sex picks up with a couple of well-endowed Greek sailor boys, it doesn't get any better. The whole book reads like a male fantasy and is filled with these bad cliches. As for the writing, the tone is Jack Benny does erotica. The prose is average. And the story is on the silly side with some hardcore/fetish elements. This book might work for misogynistic male readers who are looking for humor (of the MAD magazine variety), but for the layperson/female/erotica reader, it is just a waste of money. I might have very little experience with erotica, but even I know enough to know this is the pits. If you are like me, looking for intelligent erotica, I would recommend picking up Menage or Cooking Up a Storm by Emma Holly instead. She also uses some S&M/bondage/voyeuristic elements in her stories, but they are handled with grace, without denigrating her characters in the process. She writes smart, diverse and well-drawn characters, who would appeal to readers of both sexes.
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