The Clumsiest People in Europe: Or, Mrs. Mortimer's Bad-Tempered Guide to the Victorian World (Hardcover)

~ Todd Pruzan (Author) "IT'S 1855..." (more)
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Editorial Reviews

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"...Wonderfully odious, travel-based misanthropy...by turns unsetteling and hilarious...Here, at last, is irritable-bowel-syndrome-as-travelogue." -- Henry Alford -- New York Times Book Review, June 5, 2005

"An absorbing resurrection of English worldviews widely held during the mid-1800s: strangely entertaining and surprisingly educational." -- Kirkus Reveiws, April 1, 2005

"My favourite summer read this year...endlessly entertaining." -- Martin Levin -- The Globe and Mail, June 11, 2005

"Sick yet fun little volume...with a sour-faced alacrity that wouldn't seem out of place in the Bush administration." -- Radar Magazine, Summer 2005

THE MUST LIST: "A hoot, even if you do feel guilty for laughing." -- Entertainment Weekly, June 7 2005

The Eight Most Remarkable Things in Culture This Month: Most Xenophobic Travelogue, THE CLUMSIEST PEOPLE IN EUROPE. -- Esquire Magazine, June 2005

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"Gothic, amusing, beautifully written (by both authors), and in its own mad way it''s extremely informative." (Jonathan Ames, author of Wake Up, Sir! )

"Intelligent, engaging.an amusing diversion." (Publishers Weekly )

"Strangely entertaining and surprisingly educational." (Kirkus Reviews )

"A hoot, even if you do feel guilty for laughing." (Entertainment Weekly )

"Weirdly appealing.At once, fascinating, hilarious and furious but always maddeningly entertaining." (Chicago Tribune )

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Product Details

• Hardcover: 208 pages
• Publisher: Bloomsbury USA; First Edition edition (May 12, 2005)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 158234504X
• ISBN-13: 978-1582345048
• Product Dimensions: 7.8 x 5.3 x 1 inches
• Shipping Weight: 12.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (11 customer reviews)
• Amazon.com Sales Rank: #357,499 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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32 of 33 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Sniffery at its Victorian finest, August 1, 2005

By	Jon Hunt "musician, teacher" (Old Greenwich, Ct. USA) - See all my reviews (TOP 500 REVIEWER)    (REAL NAME)

It's hard to know how to begin a review about a book that at once seems so outrageously comical but at its core is so earnestly serious. In that we have, "The Clumsiest People in Europe", a compilation of writings by the erstwhile Englishwoman, Favell Lee Mortimer. This book is a dandy!

Introduced and edited by Todd Pruzan, (who seems to have many of the same reactions that I did in reading Mrs. Mortimer) "The Clumsiest People in Europe" is a title that represents the tip of the iceberg to Mrs. Mortimer's harsh assessments of the peoples of the civilized, and in proper Victorian vogue, the UNcivilized peoples of the world. As Pruzan remarks, Mrs. Mortimer ventured out of England only twice in her life, so her reviews of the world are made even the more, well, let's say, curious. Nary a country escapes her scrutinies and admonishments. In that regard, Mrs. Mortimer is an equal opportunity employer. Spaniards are "cruel, sullen and revengeful". The country is full of robbers and wolves. After being barely benignly cruel, Mrs. Mortimer says of the Swedes, "you are ready to think the Swedes are a wise and good people. Not so. There is no country in Europe where so many people are put in prison." And so it goes. As she goes farther east and south, Mrs. Mortimer opens up with more vengeance. Suffice it to say she despises drink, Catholics, Jews, Muslims, blacks, Asians, the poor, idleness, tobacco and gambling. Mrs. Mortimer was born just the wrong side of prozac.

Beyond the humor applied to today, one has to take a different look at Mrs. Mortimer's offerings. What was her motive in putting together these accounts? I have a sense that there was a serious purpose of educating those she felt needed to be educated. Her readers must have been mostly British, of course, and as much as she disdains most things, she has pretty harsh words for England (though she manages to make sure that England is THE superior country to all, throughout her chapters).

The most intriguing aspects of Mrs. Mortimer's writings are her comments about slavery. Though slavery had been abolished only twenty years before she took up the quill, there is no doubt that she wanted to instruct her readers that slavery was a horrible institution. Although the United States comes across pretty well in her estimation, she spends a good amount of time sniffing about how America still practices it. She also declares that in Canada, (or "British America", then) "there are no slaves. There never can be any in countries that belong to Britain".

My final thoughts are of a woman who, ensconced in a country nearing the height of its power, wished not only to tell people about the dangers of every evil, but in a subtler way, how they should live their lives. It's a remarkable equivalent to those in the United States today, who are updated versions of Mrs. Mortimer.

The short historical introductions by Todd Pruzan are effective and welcome. I urge you to buy a copy of "The Clumsiest People in Europe" and enjoy the many facets of Mrs. Mortimer's writings. She was, indeed, a woman of her times.

15 of 17 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars I laughed, I cried, it was better than..., June 29, 2005

By	Echobelly (New York, NY) - See all my reviews

Mrs. Mortimer is hilarious. Until you realize (as I did, when reading the passage on my ancestors "the hindoostanees") that there's a teeny tiny grain of truth behind many of her caricatured profiles. Excellent introduction that sets up proper historical context and gives Mrs. Mortimer the "Behind the Music" treatment.

8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars It's a wicked, idle, unclean world!, July 9, 2006

By	Kelley Hunt (Texas, USA) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

Since Mrs. Mortimer did not take the time to travel outside of England much in her life she must have gotten 99% of her information from other sources. She takes facts gleaned from these other sources and then gives value judgments based on her experiences as an English woman at a time when Great Britain was the epicenter of the civilized, industrialized world. I can't help wondering what she would have said about places like Brazil, Japan, or Hindostan had she actually visited them herself. Mrs. Mortimer does not approve of Catholicism (or any other non-Protestant religion), idleness, strong drink, slavery, gambling, or uncleanliness. She is eager to point out where wickedness (at least her idea of it) exists and is fond of describing the tragedies that befall children and babies in other countries. She has an interesting narrative style in which she asks a question and then answers it, or guesses what is in the reader's mind and then responds accordingly. Mrs. Mortimer describes Easter in Russia:
"And how does the day end? In feasting and drunkeness. Sometimes all the people in a village are drunk at Easter. The streets of St. Petersburgh are filled with staggering, reeling drunkards." Mrs. Mortimer compares Turks and Persians: "The Turks are grave and the Persians lively. The Turks are silent and the Persians talkative. The Turks are rude, the Persians polite. Now I am sure you like the Persians better than the Turks. But wait a little - the Turks are very proud; the Persians very deceitful."
Mrs. Mortimer does not spare her native land from criticism. In fact as I was reading I noticed that in many instances England does not compare favorably to some aspect of the "other" country being described. You have to give her some credit for trying to be fair.
This book is a fun, quick read and it has something to offend absolutely everyone!