1001 Insults, Put-Downs, and Comebacks (Hardcover)

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"The stupid person's idea of a clever person." - Elizabeth Bowen on Aldous Huxley "That insolent little ruffian that crapulous lout. When he quitted a sofa, he left behind him a smear." - Norman Cameron on Dylan Thomas "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx" --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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"Devilishly funny..."--Journal Inquirer

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Product Details

• Hardcover: 352 pages
• Publisher: The Lyons Press (October 1, 2005)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 1592287972
• ISBN-13: 978-1592287970
• Product Dimensions: 6.9 x 5.9 x 1.2 inches
• Shipping Weight: 1 pounds
• Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)
• Amazon.com Sales Rank: #468,570 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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9 of 9 people found the following review helpful:

2.0 out of 5 stars Interesting, but not quite what I was hoping for....., April 21, 2008

By	Yours Truly (CA) - See all my reviews

This review is from: 1001 Insults, Put-Downs, & Comebacks (Paperback)

If you're looking for a great many witty insults, put-downs, and comebacks that you yourself can use, this is not necessarily the book. Rather, it's a book that includes interesting insults or put-downs by mostly famous people throughout history which are directed at other famous people and which are very specific in their uses; hence, they won't be so easily adopted by the rest of us.

In short, there are a few ready-to-use comebacks included in this book, but the others are for entertainment purposes mostly and are not necessarily intended to be recycled.

5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars "You guys would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle.", October 8, 2007

By	J. Guild (Toronto,Canada) - See all my reviews (TOP 500 REVIEWER)    (REAL NAME)

This review is from: 1001 Insults, Put-Downs, & Comebacks (Paperback)

As a big fan of One-Liners;I've got to tell you ;this book is simply awesome!!
Steven has assembled some of the best from over the years and many that are very current. To prove the point,we get this one about someone who is about as current as you can get."This is one Hilton that should be closed for renovation." Mr.Blackell on Paris Hilton. Then we go way back to Shakespeare and from ,All's Well That Ends Well,"He's a most notable coward,an infinite and endless liar,an hourly promise breaker,the owner of not one good quality."
Another great thing about this collection is that it gives both the originator as well as the receiver of the insult;such as,"When you talk to him,he looks at you and grins and grins and nods and nods and appears to be the world's greatest listener,until you realize he is not listening at all."-Latty King on Willie Nelson.
Politics and History provide pleanty of material,such as;"What makes him think a middle-aged actor,who's played with a chimp,could have a future in politics?"--Ronald Reagan on Clint Eastwood's Carmel,California,mayoral bid.
Then from Show Business we get "It's a new low for actresses when you have to wonder what's between her ears instead of between her legs."-Katherine Hepburn on Sharon Stone.
Sports is also loaded with one-liners .Here's a couple; "One's a born liar,and the other's been convicted."-Billy Martin on New York Yankee superstar Reggie Jackson and owner George Steinbrenner. And; "A lot of people are using two-piece cues nowadays.Alex Higgins hasn't got one because they don't come with instructions."-Steve Davis on snooker world champion,Alex Higgins.
This collection will entertain you for hours,a great book for throne musings,and a great resource for responses at any occasion.
I love it!!!

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Just remember that these sharp-tongued digs should not be repeated aloud unless one is ready for the repercussions!, July 12, 2008

By	Midwest Book Review (Oregon, WI USA) - See all my reviews

This review is from: 1001 Insults, Put-Downs, & Comebacks (Paperback)

1001 Insults, Put-Downs & Comebacks lives up to its title; herein are some of the nastiest, most creative, and effective character attacks and snappy retorts, gathered from a smorgasbord of sources in literature, entertainment, and politics. Compiled by Steven D. Price, a native of New York City (a land of the cutting-edge insult if ever there was), 1001 Insults, Put-Downs & Comebacks makes a great gag gift and is sure to bring smiles and chuckles aplenty. Just remember that its sharp-tongued digs should not be repeated aloud unless one is ready for the repercussions of an all-out insult war!