Penis Pokey (Board book)

~ Christopher Behrens (Author)

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Product Description

This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the most obscene thing we've ever published! Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing—a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them. Are we serious? Yes! Is this funny? Absolutely! Will this be a terrific hit with college students, bachelorette parties, and exhibitionists of all ages? Of course! Penis Pokey is far and away thestrangest and funniest novelty book we've seen in a long, long time.

About the Author

Christopher Behrens is a loquacious and erudite raconteur and heart-cockles-warming after-dinner speaker of local renown. He is also an actor, screenwriter, accomplished painter and avid cycling enthusiast. A true renaissance visionary, his thoughtful and comical but always probing and penetrating deconstructions of current trends in American taste and culture are just the sort of zip, zest and pep welcomed in our ongoing effort for perspective in an ever more complex world...or maybe he's just obsessed with his penis.

Product Details

• Board book: 20 pages
• Publisher: Quirk Books (July 13, 2006)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 1594741484
• ISBN-13: 978-1594741487
• Product Dimensions: 7.9 x 7.7 x 0.5 inches
• Shipping Weight: 10.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (25 customer reviews)
• Amazon.com Sales Rank: #274,686 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

Customer Reviews

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41 of 44 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars suggestion, November 10, 2006

By	Grumpy Reader "greader" (Spain) - See all my reviews

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I think it would not be a good idea to economize by buying a used copy of this book.

12 of 12 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Penis Pokey, August 3, 2006

By	Jo Anne V (Seattle, WA United States) - See all my reviews

This has been a fun-filled week for me as mother of the author, presenting a copy of Penis Pokey to friends and watching their reaction. It has pleased and delighted me to watch their expressions of surprise, followed by laughter as they looked at each page. Without exception, they found the book creative, imaginative and most amusing. I am gratified to realize that I have raised a son who is very comfortable with ALL his body parts. Jo Anne

8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars instant laughter, July 29, 2006

By	Dara Liss "moeliss" (Napa, California) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

I got this book a few days ago. I laughed like crazy. Now I carry it in my car and have shown it to people, everywhere. That is including the waiting room in my doctor's office and at my gym and without fail people have loved it and voiced, while flipping the pages, who they thought would appreciate getting this as a gift, from them. You know pretty much everyone, who doesn't walk this earth in fear of God, will enjoy this book.