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Penis Pokey (Board book)

~ Christopher Behrens (Author)
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (25 customer reviews)

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This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the most obscene thing we've ever published! Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing—a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them. Are we serious? Yes! Is this funny? Absolutely! Will this be a terrific hit with college students, bachelorette parties, and exhibitionists of all ages? Of course! Penis Pokey is far and away thestrangest and funniest novelty book we've seen in a long, long time.


About the Author

Christopher Behrens is a loquacious and erudite raconteur and heart-cockles-warming after-dinner speaker of local renown. He is also an actor, screenwriter, accomplished painter and avid cycling enthusiast. A true renaissance visionary, his thoughtful and comical but always probing and penetrating deconstructions of current trends in American taste and culture are just the sort of zip, zest and pep welcomed in our ongoing effort for perspective in an ever more complex world...or maybe he's just obsessed with his penis.

Product Details

  • Board book: 20 pages
  • Publisher: Quirk Books (July 13, 2006)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1594741484
  • ISBN-13: 978-1594741487
  • Product Dimensions: 7.9 x 7.7 x 0.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 10.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (25 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #274,686 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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41 of 44 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars suggestion, November 10, 2006
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5.0 out of 5 stars Penis Pokey, August 3, 2006
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This has been a fun-filled week for me as mother of the author, presenting a copy of Penis Pokey to friends and watching their reaction. It has pleased and delighted me to watch their expressions of surprise, followed by laughter as they looked at each page. Without exception, they found the book creative, imaginative and most amusing. I am gratified to realize that I have raised a son who is very comfortable with ALL his body parts. Jo Anne
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5.0 out of 5 stars instant laughter, July 29, 2006
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I got this book a few days ago. I laughed like crazy. Now I carry it in my car and have shown it to people, everywhere. That is including the waiting room in my doctor's office and at my gym and without fail people have loved it and voiced, while flipping the pages, who they thought would appreciate getting this as a gift, from them. You know pretty much everyone, who doesn't walk this earth in fear of God, will enjoy this book.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5 stars Fantastic...
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Published 5 days ago by Christopher Behrens

4.0 out of 5 stars Conversation Piece... Kind Of
The novelty wears off after the first couple days... Unless you decide to leave it on the coffee table. Then friends think it's a hoot.
Cute pictures throughout.
Published 1 month ago by Heather Lawicki

5.0 out of 5 stars My wife and her friend had a ball
This book is so much fun. For once, you can have grown women point, and laugh, at your weiner at no one's expense!
Published 5 months ago by Muttley

5.0 out of 5 stars Funny kid-like adult humor
Penis Pokey is not as nasty as it sounds. It is kid humor with an adult twist.....or is it adult humor with a juvenile twist? It's not too raunchy for most kids to see. Read more
Published 8 months ago by Holly Herzog

5.0 out of 5 stars SO ORIGINAL!
THIS BOOK IS A HIGHLY ORIGINAL GIFT FOR THE GOOFY MAN IN YOUR LIFE! JUST BE SWARE, THIS BOOK MAY NOT FIT ALL SIZES...
Published 9 months ago by S. OMAY

5.0 out of 5 stars Hilariously fun!
I bought this book for a dirty santa party that my family does every year. My 81 yr old granny picked this gift in the random selection. Read more
Published 10 months ago by K. M. Kelly

5.0 out of 5 stars Telling gift
I brought this to a White Elephant gift exchange...interesting how the women were the ones fighting over it. Read more
Published 15 months ago by GucyLucy

2.0 out of 5 stars What a JOKE!
This book is a huge joke. It has no words, just pictures that are use to disguise your member. I wasn't expecting that but it worked out to be a pretty cool gage gift.
Published 20 months ago by G. Eble

5.0 out of 5 stars For the man-hood who has everything
This has recently joined the under-the-counter book section of The Pilot House Pub in Kingston, Ontario. As the saying goes, guaranteed to break the ice at parties. Read more
Published on November 5, 2007 by C. Van Der Vyver

5.0 out of 5 stars Well worth it, but don't buy used
I intended to read this to a friend, but was so "excited" to be reading that I was unable to fit my pop-up into the hole. So, I made him read it to me instead. Read more
Published on August 17, 2007 by Schwan Stucker

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