Quinn Lioe, reviewer
Oh, baby, hold onto your hat. Or should I say, just hold on. Next to that perfect red rose, Angela Costa's first collection of erotica is going to be the biggest selling item this Valentine's Day. If the cover doesn't make you blush, it will certainly turn you on and the "reasons" themselves are sure to delight even the most romance-resistant.
A pocket-sized volume, 1000 Reasons You Might Think She Is My Lover, is a collection of three line images set six to a page in a wild variety of fonts and type sizes. Most of these one-thousand reasons are suggestive, erotic, outrageous. And while they do make use of metaphor, all are accessible and stimulate the imagination. Here's a small sample:
#985
These
Honey cream
Hills
#624
She says
Go ahead
Take more
#619
Her
Valentine
Wide open
#394
She melts
in my
mouth
#987
The all
Pervasive
Yes
#972
The
Hush and
Moan
A large number of the reasons make use of familiar phrases and turn them into something a little bit ... more.
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Oh
Happy
Dazed
#396
I am
An experienced
Diver
#965
Tasting
The
Sublime
#248
Our
Rhythm
Method
#948
Exploring
The
Amazon
#189
Ain't
Life a
Butch!
So whatever your pleasure, this collection of juicy little tidbits is the perfect icebreaker for that Valentine's date. If these "reasons" don't kindle passion in your girlfriend, then, honey, you better check to see if she's still breathing!
From the Publisher
This red-hot palm-sized book will make you laugh, blush and look for a lover. The leather-and-roses cover is sure to turn heads when tucked into your pocket -- or wrap the book in a bit of silk and it's a perfectly enticing gift. These one thousand spicy little reasons are sure to lead to adventures of all kinds.
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