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Everything You Need to Know About Being a Woman Can Be Learned in the Garden (Paperback)

~ Patricia Fish (Author)
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I would heartily recommend this book, both for the content and the writer's amusing turn of phrase. 4 stars -- Sandy Cummins, Freelance Reviewer

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Meet the Hillery Beach Garden Club, a group of middle-aged, suburban women…

When they hear that Dr. Ruth Wizenheimer, appearing on the Sally Jesse O'Donnell show, advises women that onion rings, tossed in horseshoe fashion, can make for fun sex play, the ladies are disgruntled. From there, the women realize that they are fed up with feminine self-help books and female advice gurus—Rosie Winfrey, Dr. Joyce Sisters, Martha Showoff—the lot of them. They decide that only those with some experience should be dispensing such advice. With their combined wisdom of 1,070 years, they are sure that they know it all and begin to compose the ultimate self-help book.

The Garden Club begins each thoughtful chapter with a story/vignette from their own ecogardens that—according to them—illustrates the chapter subject. Then they present the highlights of their chapter discussions for the reader to digest and to become—so the women assume—a more enlightened female. The women wrap up each chapter with a brief summary of their conclusions which does not—to the surprise of the reader—quite align with the chapter subject.

As readers delve into the stories of dogs, cats, flowers, squirrels, birds, and humans, they will also become immersed in the interesting little dramas and personalities of the Hillery Beach Garden Club itself. The reader will be most amused as the women attempt to bring their book to fruition against all odds.

While the stories of the ecogarden prove heartwarming and most enlightening, it is the funny and insightful discussions of the women which provide an even greater wisdom.


Product Details

  • Paperback
  • Publisher: D L S I J Pr (October 2000)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 192897340X
  • ISBN-13: 978-1928973409
  • Product Dimensions: 9 x 6 x 0.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #6,727,203 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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5.0 out of 5 stars MIDWEST BOOK REVIEW, June 6, 2003
A witty, laugh out loud, all around enjoyable book. These are but a few words, that I can use to describe Ms. Fish's book, Everything You Need To Know About Being A Woman Can Be Learned in the Garden.

Her usage of the comparison between natures creatures and humans is exceptional. Not only did I truly see it, but learned a considerable amount about our friends. I will not look at them the same.

Ms Fish uses humor to bring across many important issues facing women today. Each and every story, as told by the women of the book, sparked within me a deep emotion. I laughed with them, I cried with them, I became one with their anger, as their words took on the visions of situations women must face. Some had victory, some had defeat, but through this, Ms. Fish's book, produces a joining of the spirit of women everywhere.

Cindy will forever be grafted in my mind. I think we all have a Cindy in our lives. I saw my Cindy's face, as I read Ms. Fish's Cindy's words, and chuckled. She was the delight of the book, as her personality flashed at you from the pages. It was with great anticipation that I waited to see what Cindy was going to say or do at the next discussion session. Her final act at the end of the book, was not something I was prepared for.

If there is any down side to this book, it would be that the read was over too quickly. I look forward to another book in the future with more wisdom from my garden sisters, and especially from Cindy.

This is a must read for all women, and men if you dare!

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