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The Penis Book (Hardcover)

by Joseph Cohen (Author)
4.3 out of 5 stars  (32 customer reviews)


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Editorial Reviews
From Publishers Weekly
"It’s hard to imagine something tinier than a Chihuahua can stir up so many emotions, escapades, steamy page-turners, phone sex businesses, visits to the shrinks, babies, dirty jokes…" muses Cohen in the opening to his naughty little giftbook. It’s not hard to imagine, however, the penis inspiring such an inane homage as this, which waxes poetic on the queer penis ("a precocious pickle") vs. the straight penis ("a born comparison shopper"); estimates the amount of semen an average male ejaculates over a 45-year period (30-50 quarts); reveals urinal etiquette ("Shake no more than three times"); lists the tests condom manufacturers perform on their products (including "The Shocker" and "The Wet Dream") and asks men to reflect on what would happen if they didn’t have a penis ("What would I scratch?" wonders Billy from Kenosha). Goofy photos, trivia tidbits, no-brainer sex tips and off-color jokes round out a silly little book that has gag gift written all over it.
Copyright © Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved. --This text refers to the Hardcover edition.

From the Inside Flap

Think you know everything about penises?

Bet you don't know what hospitals do with foreskins after they've been snipped away. How fortunes were made in the war against wet dreams. The one song you should never whistle at a urinal. Or the woes of working on a "hopping penis" assembly line.

The Penis Book celebrates the male member like nothing else before. So get ready to learn. Laugh. And be downright titillated, too. No matter what your relationship with the penis, The Penis Book has something for everyone.

--This text refers to the Hardcover edition.

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Product Details
  • Hardcover: 144 pages
  • Publisher: Konemann (May 1999)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 3829021860
  • ISBN-13: 978-3829021869
  • Product Dimensions: 6.8 x 6.8 x 0.6 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 11.2 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  (32 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #865,828 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)
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  • In-Print Editions: Hardcover  |  All Editions