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Microwave Massacre [VHS] (1983)

Starring: Jackie Vernon (II), Loren Schein Director: Wayne Berwick Rating: Unrated Format: VHS Tape
4.4 out of 5 stars See all reviews (22 customer reviews)


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  • Actors: Jackie Vernon (II), Loren Schein, Al Troupe, Marla Simon, Claire Ginsberg
  • Directors: Wayne Berwick
  • Format: Color, NTSC
  • Language: English
  • Rating: Unrated
  • Number of tapes: 1
  • Studio: Rhino Home Video
  • VHS Release Date: September 16, 1992
  • Run Time: 80 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars See all reviews (22 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: 6302077729
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #7,450 in Video (See Bestsellers in Video)

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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars It was the best of movies, it was the worst of movies!, June 10, 2000
By Andrew Martello (Chicago, Illinois) - See all my reviews
Let me just start out by saying that this is quite possibly the WORST movie ever made! Horrible acting, awful story, lousy music, atrocious editing, and completely unfunny humor are all of it's endearing qualities! This is just a stupid little movie with very few redeeming traits...which is why I love it! You can almost ALWAYS win those "worst movies ever" contests with your friends with this one. I can't even begin to describe how many times this movie failed in every attempt it made to be good. It's goodness lies purely within it's poorness! Here's an example...the BEST line in the movie is, "I'm so hungry, I could eat a whore!" You be the judge from this point on. All I can say is that it's my all-time favorite bad movie and I'm proud to own it! I wish it were on DVD! You should just break down and buy the damn thing because renting it is most assuredly an impossibility these days! Long live Jackie Vernon's powerful body of work...Frosty the Snowman, Microwave Massacre, & Amazon Women on the Moon! 'Nuff said!
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A keeper for cult classic fans!, July 26, 1999
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I was shocked to see amazon have this in stock. Jackie Vernon the voice of FROSTY the snowman is great in this movie!

Laugh your butts off!

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9 of 12 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars One brief shining moment..., December 1, 2001
By Miles D. Moore (Alexandria, VA USA) - See all my reviews
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Microwave Massacre is even worse than it sounds. It is cheap, sleazy soft-core porn masquerading as horror comedy, starring Jackie Vernon as a construction worker who kills and eats his nagging wife, then goes on a cannibalistic rampage. The special effects make Ed Wood look like George Lucas, most of the acting makes Tor Johnson look like Anthony Hopkins, and the whole thing is unbearably long at 75 minutes. Its only point of interest--and its tragedy--is Vernon, a hilarious deadpan comedian and the TV voice of Frosty the Snowman. Vernon was bankrupt and penniless toward the end of his life, and desperate for any work he could get; Microwave Massacre demonstrates just how desperate he was. But there is one moment in the film when Vernon showed he still had what it took. In that scene, his wife screams at him from the other room to wipe his feet; Vernon, with a look of consummate disgust that would have done credit to Oliver Hardy, steps up on the sofa and wipes his feet on the cushions. There it is: not enough to recommend the movie, but enough to show how foolish Hollywood was to chew up and spit out a talent like Jackie Vernon.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Man I used to love this movie
This movie breaks my one hard rule if the tape was in a big box the movie was a big bomb, now what I meant by this was that if the movie was packaged in an oversized box and I... Read more
Published on May 10, 2007 by W. Routson

5.0 out of 5 stars Jackie Vernon takes cannibalism to the homefront!
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Ingredients to a fun horror/comedy(completely comedy, actually): silly puns, a giant microwave the size of a conventional oven, construction workers who eat... Read more
Published on March 17, 2007 by Spencer Wendleton

4.0 out of 5 stars not the worst horror movie ever
This is not the worst horror movie ever, as the box proclaims, for if this were, the folks that made it would have had to have been serious about what they were doing and they... Read more
Published on March 25, 2006 by S. Boone

5.0 out of 5 stars Funniest toungue in cheek film of all time!!!
Hilarious! Hilarious! Hilarious! Have I mentioned how hilarious this film is? Can't wait for DVD!
Published on March 9, 2006 by Gino Cimoli

4.0 out of 5 stars I'm so hungry I can eat a whore!
This review is from: Microwave Massacre

This movie so funny despite it being so bad! Jackie Vernon who was also the voice actor for "Frostie the Snowman" is very... Read more
Published on March 6, 2006 by David Baltazar

5.0 out of 5 stars The Best Worst Movie You Will Ever See!
Had it on VHS. Couldn't wait for the DVD. It's so bad it's funny.
Published on February 24, 2006 by Jason Altweather

5.0 out of 5 stars Best Campy movie of all time
This is the best stupid movie of all time. I don't mean that as an insult to the film. I found my original copy of this in the garbage of a video store when I was 10. Read more
Published on November 4, 2004 by Keith R. Mathews

5.0 out of 5 stars microwave massacre
I liked the movie. and its not just because my uncle wrote and produced the movie..
Published on October 3, 2004 by Kevin Rodby

4.0 out of 5 stars Greatest Microwave Movie Ever
There are plenty of laughs in this movie, but there is plenty of bad acting to stomach along with it. Read more
Published on April 8, 2004 by TReed

5.0 out of 5 stars vild film!!!!!!!!!
Man ved ikke om man skal starte med at grine eller brække sig!!! den ER SYG og ikke for sarte sjæle.....
Hilsen Theis fra Danmark..... (dragør) :-)
Published on July 25, 2003

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