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5.0 out of 5 stars
The absolute best of the "So Bad, It's Good" Movies, June 17, 2003
Where do I begin? This movie is one of those memorable martial arts sagas that only comes across once in a great while. Where else would I have learned that "karate is not to be used aggressively"? This movie deals with the serious conflict in the late 80's when Russian crime syndicates attempted to take over several karate schools in the Western United States. Anyways, this film is so full of classic material, I don't know where to start. *The unbelievable sidekick, R.J. Madison who steals the show and breaks a few shelves with a freestyle combined with some break-dancing moves. *A father's tough decision to leave his karate school to start a new life in Seattle as a bartender at a bar that does not allow dogs or "customers under the age of 2". *R.J. & Jason declaring "No Retreat, No Surrender", only to be sent running away, seconds later by a 40-year-old Burger King employee. *The controversial second coming of Bruce Lee (whose figure and bad dubbing seem to have changed since we last saw him). Such great one-liners as "Alright, who pee'd in the pool?" "Jason, what are you doing?" "I'm gonna be back and I'll get you". "Check me out, dudes". "CHI POWER!" Many more memorable lines and moments in this comin-of-age tale of karate, jheri-curls, and palm streets in Seattle.
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