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Tales from the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood (1996)

Starring: John Kassir, Dennis Miller Director: Gilbert Adler Rating: R (Restricted) Format: DVD
3.3 out of 5 stars See all reviews (40 customer reviews)


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  • Actors: John Kassir, Dennis Miller, Erika Eleniak, Angie Everhart, Chris Sarandon
  • Directors: Gilbert Adler
  • Format: Anamorphic, Closed-captioned, Color, DVD, Widescreen, NTSC
  • Language: English (Dolby Digital 5.1)
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rating: R (Restricted)
  • Studio: Image Entertainment
  • DVD Release Date: March 25, 1998
  • Run Time: 87 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 3.3 out of 5 stars See all reviews (40 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: 630507755X
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #83,859 in Movies & TV (See Bestsellers in Movies & TV)

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    #7 in  Movies & TV > Cult Movies > Monster Movies
    #20 in  Movies & TV > Horror > Series & Sequels > Tales from the Crypt
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Private eye Rafe Guttman (Dennis Miller) is hired by repressed, born-again Katherine (Erika Eleniak) to find her missing bad-boy brother. The trail leads him to a whorehouse run by a thousand-year-old vampire (Angie Everhart) and secretly backed by Katherine's boss, televangelist Jimmy Current (Chris Sarandon, wonderfully insincere and smarmy). Not for the squeamish or the easily offended (but you knew that from the title), Bordello of Blood is pulp horror as it should be--funny, fast, and full of gore. How many movies do you know where naked vampire hookers devour the still-beating hearts of their adolescent clients, or where the hero saves the day with a Super Soaker? Dennis Miller is at his wisecracking best as the oddest private eye since Elliot Gould played Philip Marlowe in The Long Goodbye. Angie Everhart devours her role with relish (yum!). And former Playboy Playmate Erika Eleniak seems to be enjoying the joke that in a movie filled with half-naked women, she's the only one who keeps her clothes on. --Geof Miller

Product Description
Madam Lilith (supermodel Angie Everhart) runs a very unusual bordello just on the edge of town. She and her girls are more than happy to serve, but beware, they'll bleed you dry...literally. Don't fret, wisecracking private eye Rafe Guttman (Dennis Miller) is hot on their trail. Before movie's end, Rafe will battle a den of luscious, scantily-clad vampiresses as well as crooked Reverend Current (Chris Sarandon), who holds the key to an all-powerful talisman.

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13 of 14 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Underrated brilliance, March 13, 2000
By "cenobite_" (Innsbruck, Austria) - See all my reviews
I never understood why so many people hate this movie. Even Fangoria called it 'abysmal'. But I consider it a worthy follow-up to the delicious Demon Knight. It has brilliant acting: Dennis Miller is a treat as smartass private eye. Angie Everhart is not only the hottest female vampire in years, no, she even proves that she can actually act. Corey Feldman has one of his very few good roles. But who really chews the scenery is Chris Sarandon (Fright Night), one of the most underrated actors ever: His performance as a TV preacher alone makes this movie worth watching. Only Erika Eleniak is rather miscast. And watch out for Demon Knight veteran William Sadler (another underestimated actor) as mummy. The make-up F/X are not only unbelievably gory for an R-rated movie; they're so excellent they even surprise genre buffs who thought they've seen it all. The characters are wonderfully weird, and although there's loads of black humour in it, I'm glad Bordello of Blood never turns in a fun-splatter movie and still provides some chills. Even if you heard it's awful: Give it a try! It's more than just another vampire movie and has more imaginery than all those new teen horror films that Scream spawned together. I just hope there'll be a final part to the Tales from the Crypt full-length-feature trilogy.
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7 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Vampire Prostitutes, April 28, 2004
By Joshua Koppel (Chicago, IL United States) - See all my reviews
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Bordello of Blood is the second Tales From the Crypt movie, and I found it very enjoyable.

Unlike the first movie (Demon Knight) this movie did not start out with the television show's opening. It opened more like a movie than an extra long episode.

Bordello of Blood is the story of a down-on-his-luck private investigator (Dennis Miller) looking for a missing teenager. The search leads him to a funeral home that is a front for a bordello run by vampires. Miller's client tells him to drop the case but he really needs the case to succeed if he is going to get his license back. Miller investigates and plays a very savvy investigator who doesn't fall for anyone's lines and is not surprised by what he finds. Added to this is television evangelism, the lore of vampires and their origin, and the key from the first movie.

The action is similar to the series with the same tongue-in-cheek humor (possibly even more so). I particularly liked the investigator's resourcefulness in eliminating the vampires (a long-range, large-capacity squirt gun filled with holy water) and the vampire applying the SPF100 sun block.

If you like Tales From the Crypt, there is no reason you will not like this one.

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4.0 out of 5 stars Beautiful and Fun, January 21, 2003
By Sean Doerflinger "Doerf" (Houston, Tx. United States) - See all my reviews
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For those of you who have not seen this movie before, this is at least worth renting. Angie Everheart is the most beautiful vampire to ever hit the screen. She is very powerful and seductive at the same time. If you are a Dennis Miller fan then this movie is a must see, it reaks of his sarcasm and wit. This is one of those movies that you don't have to wonder if they are following the traditional vampire theme or not. It has beautiful women, a little gore, and a whole lot of humor.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Sex, and blood makes a great Vampire film...................
I have to say this is one of the better Tales from the Crypt films. It got a bunch of great actors. Angie Everhart did good job as head vampire. Read more
Published 2 months ago by George Carabetsos

5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome movie, classic, buy it!!
Ignore the bad reviews and buy this movie!!
This was a thoroughly enjoyable flick! It's just like a "Tales From The Crypt" episode with that mix of horror and humour. Read more
Published 16 months ago by Joseph M. Mooney

1.0 out of 5 stars AWFUL!..To say the least
First of all, Angie Everheart can't act her way out of a paper bag. The person who did the casting for this movie should be fired immediately. I wanna hope they weren't serious. Read more
Published on February 22, 2007 by LadyLestat

3.0 out of 5 stars Good But Not Great
While not as good as Demon Knight, Bordello of Blood is more than the porn it seems by first glance. The movie just misses some things that the first film had. Read more
Published on July 24, 2006 by GameraRocks

1.0 out of 5 stars Somebody Stop Corey Feldman!
Let's give Corey Feldman some credit. He was great in Stand By Me and Friday the 13th 4 and even Lost Boys...when he was a kid. Read more
Published on February 13, 2006 by Theodore N. Buchanan

1.0 out of 5 stars 0 STARS: Sorry excuse for a vampire movie
When I first saw "Bordello Blood", I was so disappointed in Dennis Miller...he is a good actor in certain situations, but for his to do garbage like this is inexcusable. Read more
Published on May 17, 2005 by HorrorMan

5.0 out of 5 stars Vampire Hookers,Lust PLUS Ms. Angie Everhart!!!!
This movie opens with some dialogue from the Crypt Keeper. He's the guy that looks like he has been on a diet a little too long. Read more
Published on May 7, 2005 by John Baranyai

1.0 out of 5 stars Dreadful, A real insult to Tales From the Crypt
This sorry excuse for a horror movie takes the number 6 place in the worst horror movies of the 90s. Read more
Published on December 21, 2004

1.0 out of 5 stars A TOTAL DISGRACE TO THE EC COMICS LEGENDS!
William Gaines must be rolling around in his grave. Shame, shame...AVOID THIS!
Published on September 25, 2004 by Alfonso Salvator

3.0 out of 5 stars The reason Tales from the Crypt died
While the first film was a solid, self-contained horror flick with a touch of humor and a fair amount of sophistication and imagination, Bordello of Blood falls apart under poor... Read more
Published on January 24, 2004 by The No Evil Killer

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