Product Details

• Actors: Jacqueline Lovell, Matt Shue, Kurt Sinclair, Venesa Talor, Brittany Andrews
• Directors: Cybil Richards
• Writers: Cybil Richards, Randy Fontana
• Producers: Charles Band, Pat Siciliano
• Format: Color, NTSC
• Language: English (Dolby Digital 2.0)
• Region: All Regions
• Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
• Number of discs: 1
• Rating: Unrated
• Studio: SURRENDER CINEMA
• DVD Release Date: January 12, 1999
• Run Time: 89 minutes
• Average Customer Review: 3.5 out of 5 stars See all reviews (57 customer reviews)
• ASIN: 6305078629
• Amazon.com Sales Rank: #18,720 in Movies & TV (See Bestsellers in Movies & TV)

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There is a thinly, thinly, thinly veiled attempt at creating a plot and at acting in this fairly dirty blue movie. Kara (Venesa Talor) is sent to experience bodily pleasure by her alien species, which leads to numerous unconnected, plot-irrelevant encounters with all kinds of buxom babes and buff guys. The pool, the massage parlor, the avant-garde theater--these kooky humans seem to be going at it everywhere! Kara must believe that she's landed not on Earth, but the planet Silicone, but she never seems to kvetch about it. On the plus side the actors are attractive and keep their wooden deliveries at a minimum to allow full enjoyment of the wretched porno-quality soundtrack. Surprisingly, no mention of thanks to Lee Strasberg in the final credits. Plenty o' skin. --Keith Simanton

Product Description
In an attempt to understand the experience of human physical pleasure kara has come to earth for some intimate research. Any volunteers? Studio: E1 Entertainment Release Date: 08/27/2002 Starring: Vanesa Talor Run time: 90 minutes Rating: Ur

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116 of 122 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Venesa Taylor makes Femalien the best movie of its kind, February 28, 2003

By	Daniel Jolley "darkgenius" (Shelby, North Carolina USA) - See all my reviews (TOP 50 REVIEWER)    (REAL NAME)

I have to say I really enjoyed Femalien. Yes, it's undeniably soft-core porn, but it is absolutely the best movie of this type I have ever seen. The plot isn't anything to brag about, but it does make some sense and holds together quite nicely. Femalien is an alien "collector" sent to earth to study human intimacy. Her people have evolved beyond physical bodies to become energy beings, and intimacy has been lost in the process. Femalien is given a "suitable" form (I'll say!) that will allow her to pass herself off as a human being and learn all about interpersonal relations by observing humans interacting with one another. She doesn't have to look very far to find subjects for study, and she is a quick learner, engaging in her own interaction experiments before very long.

This whole movie just exudes professionalism, from the acting to the camera work to whatever else directors do that makes a film a real treat to watch. You won't find this many attractive women in most films of this type, either. Venesa Taylor in particular is a living doll; hers is a classic beauty that is quite rare these days. She is just completely captivating. She has talent, too, and her naive, innocent manner of speech and appearance just suits her role in this movie to a tee. The sex scenes, even the ones that don't include Venesa Taylor, are also as good as you will find in movies of this genre. Basically, Femalien has it all. Forget about all the disappointments you may have felt when watching other supposedly good movies of this type; Femalien is sure to please. As long as you are aware of this movie's exceedingly erotic nature and don't approach it expecting a thrilling science fiction adventure, there is simply no way you can be disappointed.

53 of 58 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Danger Will Robinson ... This one is HOT!, September 1, 2000

By	"ronster22" (VA) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Femalien (Unrated) (Dir) [VHS] (VHS Tape)

Easily Surrender Cinema's All-Time Title. It has everything guys like me want to see to excess--thin storyline, and great-looking, surgically-altered women. The story revolves around Kira, played by Vanesa Talor, who I might add, is the most beautiful woman on the face of this earth. After viewing this movie with my wife (a former Miss South Carolina), she purred, "I've never thought about another woman sexually, until now." In fact, she has even allowed me to extend an invitation to Vanesa for a night of unbridled passion (I'm still waiting for her to respond.) The scene that did it for my wife was the one with her and Jacqueline Lovell (a real cutey). This scene was as close to XXX as you can get. It should not be missed! Throughout the entire film, the sex was intense, the girls were mind-numbingly hot, and the story, although thin, was fun. Don't rent this film ... Buy it. Buy it now, but buy the unrated version.

25 of 25 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars An erotic blast thanks to Venesa Talor., October 20, 2002

By	Eric - See all my reviews

Femalien is probably among the most famous softcore movies to date, thanks to its undeniably campy premise and graphic sex. I don't know, softcore films usually bore me, but there are exceptions (like The Erotic Witch Project, The Alien Files, Casting Couch) and this is one of them.

Part of the reason's got to be the silly sci-fi premise, which is about a female alien (get it, femalien?!) who comes to Earth to observe humans engage in sexual interaction. By that alone, this softcore film has more plot than three average late-night cable flicks combined. So, basically, the movie doesn't consist of much more than 90 minutes of this femalien (played by Venesa Talor), calling herself Kara in a hilariously dumb scene, watching people have sex while getting off on it, even occasionally joining in on the fun. Well, okay, there is the subplot with the chick named Sun (Jacqueline Lovell) who owns a diner that's about to be shut down by a guy who owns a massaging company, but it pretty much exists only as a set-up for Talor and Lovell to get it on.

Femalien has a pretty decent sense of humor, which also places it above most films of its kind. Yeah, the jokes are awful, but they have a unique anti-charm that works in its favor (and Venesa Talor is so gosh-darned gorgeous, you can't help but get sucked in by her character's naivete).

There are numerous sex scenes in this film, so I'll give a rundown of the highlights. Let's see, there's the photoshoot segment, which is actually probably the film's highlight. Whoever the actress is playing the other part of this coupling during this scene, I'd like to know her name. Simply put, she's hot. The other standouts include Venesa Talor's two love scenes, there's the superior one with the guy in the diner and another very graphic one with Jacqueline Lovell, which is so graphic, I could almost swear they were really going at it. Nice.

Performances are mostly really bad, though Venesa Talor, in a campy B-movie way, excels as the hottie alien. It's got to be the naive way she approaches every situation, which isn't too unlike Starman, but come on, she's easier on the eyes than Jeff Bridges. Okay, that's an understatement, considering she's one of the sexiest women I've ever seen. Yeah, she's had work done on her (now very large) breasts, but I for one think they look great and at any rate, are far more of a turn on than the ludicrous basketballs on Shauna O'Brien's chest.

Femalien sure isn't a good movie, not by a long shot, but it's an enjoyably silly one that can be easy to take thanks to non-stop sex and nudity. There's also a sequel, but I have yet to see the uncut version of it (which sort of defeats the purpose of watching softcore).
[three and a] 1/2 out of [five stars]