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Fifty Eggs

Dan Bern
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Product Details

  • Audio CD (March 31, 1998)
  • Original Release Date: March 31, 1998
  • Number of Discs: 1
  • Label: Sony
  • ASIN: B0000062G8
  • Also Available in: Audio Cassette  |  MP3 Download
  • Average Customer Review: 3.8 out of 5 stars See all reviews (22 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #144,981 in Music (See Bestsellers in Music)

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1. Tiger Woods
2. One Thing Real
3. No Missing Link
4. Oh Sister
5. Cure for AIDS
6. Chick Singers
7. Different Worlds
8. Everybody's Baby
9. One Dance
10. Jesus Freak
11. Monica
12. Rolling Away

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At this point in his career, Dan Bern has the "New Dylan" tag stuck like glue--especially because the acoustic guitar-slinger keeps recording songs like "Oh Sister," even if it's not the Dylan song of the same name. Of course, he's also hanging out with producer/pal Ani DiFranco, and he'll probably be dubbed the "New Ani" as well, and Bern, with his reedy voice, edgy wordplay, and fierce-yet-flip attitude really does sound like the bastard child of both. Pop culture references fall like rain from Bern's lips, as do PC clichés and righteous props (especially in the high-praising "Chick Singer") but all that clutter works well in his verbose, intriguing stuff. Check out "Cure for AIDS" and "Tiger Woods." --Michael Ruby

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10 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars One Thing Real, September 7, 2002
I acquired this album when several people I know recommended Dan Bern's music to me. I am a self-avowed Bob Dylan fan, and they assured me that if I liked Dylan I would love Dan Berg. Of course, I was being partially set up. When this Dylan-like voice erupted from my speakers singing 'Tiger Woods,' an exceptionally bawdy ode to anatomy, I was more than a little amazed. Yes, Dan Bern can sound a lot like Bob Dylan, but his mind is on a completely different planet.

Which is just fine by me. Who really needs a Dylan clone, one such artist is enough. It is a lot more fun to have the music stretch your head in a completely new direction and Bern is definitely headed there. It is a bit difficult to apply generalizations to his music. Often full of attitude or quirky, sometimes tender, always thoughtful. Just when you think you have got it figured out he tries something else. If 'Tiger Woods,' 'No Missing Link,' or 'Cure for AIDS' don't yank your chain you are a bit to stoic for me.

But just when you think "loud and brash," he changes styles. You find yourself listening to thoughtful ballads like 'One Thing Real,' 'One Dance,' or 'Monica.' He is also a master of the not quite love song. I'm not going to list any more of the songs, but I can assure you that they all have something special - something to consider or laugh about. Deceptively simple musically, his lyrics are every bit as rich as the man he sounds like.

Ani DiFranco plays an important part on this album, as side musician, backup vocal and producer. If anything, Bern has more in common with DiFranco than Dylan. He is up front with his feelings, impertinent with his questions, and brutally imaginative. He has definitely made a believer out of me. If you have a taste for the outlandish, this is an album to own.

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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Is the title a Cool Hand Luke reference?, June 7, 2000
By Nada Adan (Lynchburg, VA USA) - See all my reviews
If you want warm and fuzzy, safe-as-mother's-milk music, stick with CSNY. If you want a challenging whack right up side your stupid head, Dan Bern is your man! This cd is amazing. "Tiger Woods" is unbelievably brilliant -- sheer in-your-face songwriting guts. I first heard it by chance on a compilation cd, noted the singer's name, then immediately went in search of his work. "Tiger Woods" is a must-hear for every wanna-be folkie singer-songwriter out there strumming a six string. Also noteworthy: "Oh, Sister" , "Monica", "Chick Singers". Every song on this cd is a winner.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent!, December 30, 2001
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This is a really great CD. Everyone in my family loves it, and "Oh sister" is one of my favorite songs. Many of Bern's songs on FIFTY EGGS very funny. This CD made our road trip from Philadelphia, PA to Albuquerque, NM much more enjoyable. I highly recommend it.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Love it up and down.
This was the first Dan Bern cd I bought after hearing him featured on NPR. Honestly, I was blown away, and I became an instant fan. Read more
Published 19 months ago by C. Proctor

2.0 out of 5 stars Buy New American Language instead
I bought this album simply because I really liked Bern's more recent disc "New American Language." Unlike NAL, the lyrics on "Fifty Eggs" come across as forced and calculated,... Read more
Published on December 31, 2002 by bwarren718

1.0 out of 5 stars Cholesterol
Dan Bern's self-titled album was one of my top-5 all-time albums. So what happened between that and this one? Read more
Published on April 15, 2002 by Matthew T. Mason

1.0 out of 5 stars truly awful songs
I had heard so much about Dan Bern that I had to check him out. I bought this album unheard and I so regret that now. He's a good performer but his songs are just terrible. Read more
Published on March 28, 2000

3.0 out of 5 stars 5 stars for the music!
What a disapointment! The songs on this CD make it a five star effort - no kidding. But Ani DiFranco produced this, and she did a HORRIBLE job. Read more
Published on December 3, 1999 by David Watts

5.0 out of 5 stars fifty eggs- fifty states, you do the math
Bern is 100% American. If he was native, to say singapore , they would have cut out his tongue long ago. Read more
Published on October 31, 1999

4.0 out of 5 stars But not for bigots
Filled with humor and contemporary references, this CD is a chronicle of the decade and its icons. He has wit, surprising turns of phrase and mental associations, and a voice that... Read more
Published on October 12, 1999

5.0 out of 5 stars The Monica Seles song is the Greatest
I thought the Monica song was the best song on the track, emotional song
Published on August 9, 1999

5.0 out of 5 stars Dan Bern is a god
I don't know which is my favorite, Fifty Eggs, or Dan Bern (the debut album) but they are both hillarious!! If you ever get a chance to see this guy in concert, DO IT!!!! Read more
Published on April 28, 1999

2.0 out of 5 stars Too Hip for his own good
Unlike most of his self-titled CD, Fifty Eggs misses big time. What sounded witty earlier has simply gotten tired. Bern shows so much promise, but this CD is a step-back. Read more
Published on April 9, 1999

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