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Screwed (2000)

Starring: Daniel Benzali, Dave Chappelle Director: Scott Alexander, Larry Karaszewski Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested) Format: DVD
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  • Actors: Daniel Benzali, Dave Chappelle, Danny DeVito, Sherman Hemsley, Elaine Stritch
  • Directors: Scott Alexander, Larry Karaszewski
  • Format: Closed-captioned, Color, Dolby, DVD, Widescreen, NTSC
  • Language: English (Dolby Digital 5.1)
  • Subtitles: French
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
  • Studio: Universal Studios
  • DVD Release Date: September 26, 2000
  • Run Time: 81 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (40 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B00003CWQ9
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #33,296 in Movies & TV (See Bestsellers in Movies & TV)
  • For more information about "Screwed" visit the Internet Movie Database (IMDb)

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Screwed was another nail in the coffin of former Saturday Night Live wisecracker Norm MacDonald, following his dismal previous film, Dirty Work. However, while Screwed isn't particularly funny (the jokes about dentures, dog poop, and dead bodies are pretty much as old as the hills), the plot exerts a perverse interest; for most of the movie, it's genuinely unpredictable. MacDonald plays Willard, the butler-chauffer, all-purpose flunky of Mrs. Crock, the wealthy, penny-pinching owner of a pastry company. Fed up with her abuse, Willard and his friend Rusty (David Chappelle from Blue Streak and 200 Cigarettes) connive to kidnap her dog Muffin. But Muffin escapes and returns home; the ransom note is assumed to be for Willard himself. Rusty and Willard run with the idea, sending in a videotape of himself being held prisoner. When a detective starts getting a little too close, they panic and decide to fake Willard's death... Okay, none of it makes much sense, but in a world of ridiculously formulaic movies that slavishly follow every screenwriting cliché, Screwed seems like a brief oasis of narrative invention. Of course, it still isn't funny. And by the end, it's lost whatever spark of imagination that got it started. Too bad. It's written by Scott Alexander and Larry Karaszewski, the screenwriters responsible for Problem Child, but also for Ed Wood and The People vs. Larry Flynt--they should stick to biographies. --Bret Fetzer

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CHAUFFEUR WILLARD FILLMORE IS OVER-ABUSED AND UNDER-APPRECIATED BY HIS BOSS FROM HELL, MISS CROCK. DESPERATE FOR A PAY BACK, HE ENLISTS THE HELP OF HIS HOTHEADED BEST FRIEND RUSTY, AND THEY DECIDE TO DOGNAP MISS CROCK'S PRECIOUS POOCH AND HOLD IT FOR RANSOM.

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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars So maybe it's not Shakespeare...I loved this!, May 24, 2000
By Jordan (Jacksonville, FL) - See all my reviews
"Screwed" has become nearly a national joke. People have criticized everything from lack of entertainment to more specific things like cinematography. I saw this movie last weekend and went into it not knowing what to expect. Knowing that Norm MacDonald was in it made me want to see it, but the reviews had been awful. After about 25 minutes, it wasn't all necessarily laugh out loud funny but more wry, chuckle-inducing humor. Then for some reason, events in the movie just seemed more funny to me than others in the theater. The only reason it didn't get 5 stars was because, okay maybe this isn't really deep stuff, but if you take off your sappy-movie watching (i.e., The Cider House Rules) glasses and watch for a minute through human eyes, even if it's just a guilty pleasure, you gotta admit, this is a pretty funny movie.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Screwed is great!, May 6, 2001
By "tlohrman81" (Oxford, IN United States) - See all my reviews
Who cares what the "editors" and "critics" said about this movie, I love it. Two guys just trying to make one's life better get in over their heads when things don't go their way. Things go from bad to worse, and in the end you will wonder how it all worked out. This movie will make you laugh, and think.
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Very funny movie with great cast, February 13, 2004
By T O'Brien (Chicago, Il United States) - See all my reviews
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Screwed is a very funny movie with a great cast regardless of what critics said about it. Willard Fillmore is a butler badly mistreated by his boss, Miss Virginia Crock, the owner of a huge pastry business. Willard and his friend Rusty decide to get back at her by kidnapping her dog and getting a huge ransom out of it. Then, the kidnapping goes wrong and everyone thinks Willard is the one who was kidnapped. From here on in, Willard and Rusty must figure a way to get out of the mess without screwing themselves over. Sure, some of the humor has been done before, but it is still very funny. There are plenty of laughs throughout. Screwed will keep you interested because from one scene to the next you're never sure what is going to happen next.

Norm Macdonald is very funny as Willard Fillmore, the mistreated butler who decides to get back at Miss Crock. There is just something funny about the pitch of Macdonald's voice when he screams. Dave Chappelle is equally funny as Rusty, Willard's friend and partner in crime. The two of them together are great. Danny DeVito is also good as morgue worker Grover Cleaver, who gets caught up in the whole mess. Screwed also stars Elaine Strich, Sarah Silverman, Daniel Benzali, and Sherman Hemsley. The DVD offers the theatrical trailer, widescreen presentation, and production notes. For a very funny movie with plenty of laughs, check out Screwed!

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5.0 out of 5 stars "Screwed"
This movie is great! The cast is accomplished but I don't remember the movie getting a lot of press when it came out. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Anne Stepien

4.0 out of 5 stars Funny
I like anything with Norm in it. It had it's funny parts and is as good as any "new blockbuster" comedy out today. I would give it a go and kidnap a turd!
Published 11 months ago by Dustin Combs

5.0 out of 5 stars Slight edge over Dirty Work
Hilarious movie for anyone who loves Chappelle and McDonald. The old lady makes the movie though, perfect casting ther.e ;) ENJOY!
Published on April 6, 2007 by Janvil

4.0 out of 5 stars One of those films that's so stupid it's actually pretty funny!
Anyone who's ever worked for a tyrant should be able to appreciate this film. Norm McDonald plays a much abused 2nd generation servant for Ms. Crock, a mean old pie baroness. Read more
Published on March 11, 2007 by Diane B. Goodpasture

4.0 out of 5 stars dumb humor
but wirth the $4.00 I paid for it. I collect movies from 90's SNL stars so this was a must have for me
Published on January 24, 2007 by M. Marc

2.0 out of 5 stars Not What I Expected...
With the line up of funny guys in this movie I expected to be laughing all the way through. Well, it didn't turn out to be as funny as I thought. Read more
Published on January 11, 2007 by L. Brewer

3.0 out of 5 stars Some funny moments, but disappointing
Norm MacDonald plays Willard Fillmore, the lifelong manservant of Virginia Crock. Miss Crock owns a baking company, is extremely rich, and mistreats Willard in almost every way... Read more
Published on February 5, 2006 by Adam Craig

3.0 out of 5 stars Pretty Funny Actually . . .
It's really pretty funny, tons of famous faces keep showing up and you don't have to pay very close attention to keep up. Nice mindless easy humour. Read more
Published on October 9, 2005 by J Smith

3.0 out of 5 stars "Sweet Jesus! We kidnapped a turd!"
The first time I saw Screwed (2000), I wasn't very appreciative of the film, but after viewing it for a second time, I think it's growing on me, as I liked it a little better,... Read more
Published on November 18, 2004 by cookieman108

3.0 out of 5 stars A 'Screwed-Ball' Comedy
One of the silliest, dumbest, and lamest movies in recent years, but the cast elevates this film to a funny and somewhat charming pic. Read more
Published on November 7, 2004 by rhmoviemogal

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