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You know Red Green. He's that bearded guy on TV who hangs out at the Possum Lodge with his impossibly nerdy nephew Harold and a bevy of well-meaning but relatively clueless friends. This hourlong video culls clips that refer to parenting (mostly older children and teens) and grandparenting from the 10-year run of
The Red Green Show. Green and friends offer teens advice on tattoos, how high to wear their pants, and what to "just say no" to ("arson, murder, theft, drug trafficking, and real estate sales"). Harold, meanwhile, has thoughts of his own on teen violence. He imagines turning it around for charity. "Imagine the United Way gang versus the UNICEF Way gang in a fundraiser, huh?" The most imaginative moments are drawn from the show's Handyman Corner segments and involve such delights as how to "teen-proof" a car (hint: a church pew is involved) and how to turn a bunch of used tires into a girl's bedroom furniture set.
--Kimberly Heinrichs
From the Back Cover
FATHERHOOD. NEXT TO BROTHERHOOD AND UNCLEHOOD, it pretty much sums up everything that's "going down in our hood" at Possum Lodge. Hey, did you notice how easily I slipped in a little teenage slang? It's just the kind of thing you need to know to be a successful parent and the kind of advice you'll get from my video. Some of you may wonder, why Red? What experience does he have with children? Well, I say, have you ever met Harold and the other Possum Lodge members? So there you have it. I've taken the choicest moments from The Red Green Show to share with you some of the wisdom we've accumulated over the years. We'd share all of it with you, but we're holding back just in case there's a sequel. Red