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125 of 135 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
A milestone in the war against musical incompetence, June 19, 2000
Sing this to the tune of the chorus in Ghost of the Navigator:Take my heart and set it free, Cast Kid Rock into the sea. Manson is a skank, Korn should walk the plank, Let the sharks feast on Britney. Keelhaul Limp Bizkit today, Flog 'N Sync without delay. The Spice Girls are wh0res, Chain them to the oars, And send the ship far, far away. THE CASE FOR MUSICAL JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD: The general reaction to this album is overwhelmingly positive, with a decidedly small presence of people who think that a band is as good as dead after three albums and that the new stuff can never touch the old (any band that has been around for more than two years has idiot fans like that). THE CASE AGAINST MUSICAL JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD: In the USA, this CD was released on the same day as Kid Rock's "History of Rock". Anyone care to guess which CD was bought by merchants and consumers in obscene quantities with its own in-store display while the other was nonchalantly crammed into the bin with all of the artist's previous releases? I think the Case Against carries more weight than the Case For. Alas, the war against musical incompetence is being fought by far too few. Brave New World is an incredibly solid release. Iron Maiden could probably have made a killing in sales to the sheeplike by adopting that astoundingly obnoxious rap-with-guitars sound that people can't seem to get enough of these days. Instead, they turned out ten true-to-form tracks reminiscent of the material on Somewhere In Time and Seventh Son of a Seventh Son (all hail 9-minute songs). The Wicker Man is the hit single, The Nomad and Dream of Mirrors are the epics, and Ghost of the Navigator is the song that single-handedly renewed my will to live in a world upon which the musically inferior (in both skill and taste) are dominant. If Korn and their ilk ever form their own independent nation, raise a massive army of clueless MTV junkies, and conquer the Earth, I shall simply lock myself in a windowless underground room and play Ghost of the Navigator until I die of dehydration, rather than pulling a Cobain. If you're already a Maiden fan, chances are you already own this CD. If you're not a Maiden fan, then chances are I'm not going to convert you. So instead, I merely say: 1. Up the Irons, and 2. Join the War Against Musical Incompetence (W.A.M.I.) if you don't want your children and your children's children to grow up listening to what somebody else wants them to listen to (as of yet there is no official War Against Somebody Else, but I'm working on it).
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