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5.0 out of 5 stars
More fun episodes from Season V, August 1, 2003
The second half of the Red Dwarf V has these stories, done out of order. In Quarantine, Episode 3, we see Rimmer's vindictive side, which begins after he sees Kryten taking more charge over things, and feels shunted aside. In the course of answering a distress call from Dr. Hildegard Landstrom, a virology expert who, like Rimmer is a hologram, Rimmer heads back for Red Dwarf to gain command on the Space Corps Directives Kryten keeps quoting while the others discover the evidence of Dr. Lanstrom's theory of positive strains of virus, such as inspiration, charisma, sexual magnetism, and felicitus populi, aka "lady luck in liquid form." I sure could use an overdose quantity of all four. However, per Space Corps Directives and Rimmer's petty vengeance, the crew are directed to the quarantine, where they will spend twelve weeks with the barest of necessities and entertainment. Reason: Lanstrom had contacted a holo-virus that Rimmer doesn't want to risk catching. However, Rimmer's pettiness turns to downright insanity. Great line by the Cat to Kryten: "I'm going to unscrew your neck bolts and microwave your head!" A good, but not great episode because Rimmer's nasty side goes over the edge.The Inquisitor, Episode 2: Imagine a self-repairing simulant (android) who survives to the end of eternity and concludes there is no God or afterlife and concludes that the purpose of existence is to lead a worthwhile life. To that end, the Inquisitor roams through time. He "erases all those who wasted their lives and replaces with those who never had a chance at life, the unfertilized eggs and sperms who never made it. He prunes away the wastrels, expunges the wretched, and deletes the worthless." The Red Dwarf crew are in deep deep trouble when it's their turn to face the Inquisitor. This is an unusual episode exploring time and parallel realities. In fact everybody is killed here at one point, with Kryten dying twice(!) Two of the crew are removed from existence, becoming limbo people and actually meet their replacement selves while trying to defeat the Inquisitor. Lister asks, "who is to judge who's worthwhile"? Kryten's answer is that one doesn't have to be a great philanthropist but to seize the gift of life and to make a contribution no matter how small and to lead a life that's not totally egocentric, vain, and self-serving. Great answer, Kryten! Terrorform, Episode 4: Behold a crashed Starbug, Kryten, right eye dangling from his socket, trapped underneath a landing stanchion. He sends for help. It turns out that Starbug has landed on a Psy-Moon, "an artificial planetoid that turns into an individual's psyche and adapts its terrain to mimic his mental state." In this case, it's modelled after Rimmer's mind, which as the Cat says, makes this a 12 change of underwear trip because here, all his neuroses, his personal demons will be incarnated here. We learn here that Lister isn't exactly fond of tarantulas as a species. His reaction on feeling one crawling up his leg is a beaut, as seen in excerpts of a dialogue between him and the Cat typed out on keyboard. Cat: It's got the eye the size of a meatball Lister: Kill it. Cat: How? Lister: I can't think straight. I've got a taranshula with an eye the size of a meatball setting up home in my joy department. Help me. ... Lister: The lower half of my body has gone numb. Cat: That's probably for the best. Lister: It's moving. Oh *#%^**!!! Great line by Kryten to Lister: "I wouldn't trust you to opena can of sardines that wasn't already open." And the status conditions Kryten is under a la Condition Red constantly changes from mauve, taupe, marigold, heliotrope, cerise, and tangerine. I shudder to imagine a Psy-Moon modeled after my psyche, nor would I wish even my worst enemy as interlopers in my mind. The concepts of the Inquisitor and the underlying philosophy behind it, plus that of the Psy-Moon are very creative. Overall rating: (4+5+5)/3=4.7, rounded up to 5.
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