Product Details

• Actors: Charli Baltimore, Michelle Bernard, Bezino, Mobb Deep, Rah Digga
• Format: Color, NTSC
• Rating: R (Restricted)
• Studio: Unapix / a-Pix Ent.
• VHS Release Date: November 14, 2000
• Average Customer Review: 3.1 out of 5 stars See all reviews (43 customer reviews)
• ASIN: B000051S5K
• Amazon.com Sales Rank: #127,454 in Video (See Bestsellers in Video)

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars Garbage, September 2, 2000

By A Customer

This review is from: Hip Hop Witch (DVD)

I'm shocked that anyone would give this piece of junk a positive review. It's easily the worst movie I've seen all year. Most of it consists of rappers mugging endlessly into the camera, talking about their frightening experiences with da hip hop witch. Eminem (who tried unsuccessfully to have his scenes removed from the film) talks for what seems like twenty minutes about the witch trying to anally probe him. This is amusing in the most embarrassing way possible, but isn't nearly as funny as it sounds. The production values are barely above those of a home movie, the acting (particularly by the five white kids who travel to New York to find the witch) is atrocious, and as a parody of the "Blair Witch Project" it completely fails. There are about two genuinely funny jokes in the entire thing. The surprise ending is pathetic. Co-produced by Vanilla Ice, who hasn't been involved in anything good in his entire career. This bites.

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars HYLERICAL, August 8, 2003

By	BIG CEDDY (Brooklyn) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Hip Hop Witch (DVD)

I gotta give it for this li'l movie people. This was low budget, this was done hand held, this was done with non actors and a slew of drunk and high rappers, this had a complex albeit confusing story line....BUT it was funny, it kept my head moving, it moved fast and it had probably the best all around rapper cast films in all of film history AND it was (from what I read) done for a few grand. AMAZING! This should be in every classic hip hop cinema collector's library as well as every indie film collector's library on it's indie film merit!!!

4 of 5 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars I still hold a grudge to the man who made me watch this!, November 12, 2001

By	J-po (Grand Forks, ND United States) - See all my reviews

This movie redefines the words "awful" and "horrific!" As a publicity stunt, all the rappers (and Vitamin C) on a label claim to be attacked by a "hip-hop witch." 95% of this movie is name dropping by rappers explaining what the witch looks like and what she did to them (explanations vary between a bad weave, to six-foot-long hairy nails).

I particularly enjoyed Eminem's epic tale of survival as he explained (in depth) how he "courted" the witch and "got it on" with her, only to end up with her finger up his... ummm...

3% of this movie revolves around the "4 crackers and a pug" who attempt to foul up the plot of the record company. This goes nowhere and makes no sense.

The other 2% surrounds the actual plot (oh no, I said a dirty word). Every time a rapper gets attacked, his record sales go up. Everything is fine until rappers (like the Street Don) start turning up dead. It turns out that someone is using the hoax to their advantage (or to gain leverage).

Even for a spoof this is bad. Stay away like it had the clap! The ending is not very predictable, which was a plus. However, it leaves you feeling like you were attacked by Vanilla Ice...