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From the airwaves of "the mouse brand" on the AM dial into your home stereo comes a slice of Radio Disney's top cuts. Packaging the high-rotation hits of its very limited playlist,
Radio Disney Jams, Vol. 3 is long on teen pop stars and--surprise!--short on substance. That won't make it any less satisfying for your precocious 7 year old who thinks
Britney Spears ("Thinkin' About You") is pop music, or that
Smash Mouth's "All Star" contains one of the catchiest rock lyrics to hit the mass medium of radio in a long time. With
Destiny's Child's "Jumpin' Jumpin' (Party Mix)" and that wacky and annoying "Hampster Dance Song," plus
The Vengaboys aerobic workout of "We Like to Party" and other cuts from
Vitamin C, Myra,
Nobody's Angel,
BBMak, Tik 'n Tak, and even the ever-tasty blues-laced Radio Disney station ID (complete with snippets of their affected DJs),
Jams Vol. 3 is proof again that contemporary pop music needs to grow up faster than the kids who are listening to it.
--Martin Keller