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Getting Any? (1995)

Starring: Takeshi Kitano, Dankan Director: Takeshi Kitano Rating: Unrated Format: DVD
4.2 out of 5 stars See all reviews (16 customer reviews)

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  • Actors: Takeshi Kitano, Dankan, Hakuryu, Sonomanma Higashi, Gadarukanaru Taka
  • Directors: Takeshi Kitano
  • Format: Anamorphic, Director's Cut, Dolby, Subtitled, Widescreen, NTSC
  • Language: Japanese (Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo)
  • Subtitles: English
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rating: Unrated
  • Studio: 21st Century DreamQuest Films
  • DVD Release Date: November 19, 2002
  • Run Time: 108 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars See all reviews (16 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B00006RSJX
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #87,846 in Movies & TV (See Bestsellers in Movies & TV)

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From the acclaimed director Takeshi Kitano [Fireworks, Kikujiro] comes a bizarre, over the top and absurd comedy full of slapstick silliness and never ending gags. A great satire of Japanese society and popular cinema, Getting Any?, embraces the spirit of Kitano’s early stand-up and television work and as such it offers a genuine inside look into his true personality. The story follows the nerdy middle age Asao, a professional daydreamer, whose one and only goal in life is - as the title suggests - to get laid. Asao embarks on a series of slapstick adventures in search of fulfilling his ultimate fantasy - making wild passionate sex with a woman. His holy quest for sex lands Asao in a series of absurd situations, involving robbery schemes, big movie productions, yakuza gang rivalry wars and scientific experiments. Getting Any? may be very episodic and perhaps even pointless in the grand scheme of things, but for those willing to go for it, it's a hoot from start to finish.

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars min'na yatteruka, July 15, 2003
By Daitokuji31 (Black Glass) - See all my reviews
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I was first exposed to the filmic works of Kitano Takeshi more than half a decade ago when the teachers of my Japanese language class screened Kikujiro the class after our midterm. Charmed by the film, I hurriedly purchased Hana-bi, A Scene at the Sea, and Kids Return. What struck me about his films was that there was no set formula, even though the same actors appear in his films, or detailed theme, but each film contained its own melancholy, surrealism, and playfulness that, although completely and firmly set in Kitano's filmic world.

However, although I enjoy each of the above mentioned films, the film that I have used to introduce a number of my friends to the films of Kitano Takeshi is Getting Any?, a film that is often consider by both Japanese and Western critics to be Kitano's lewdest, most hackneyed film that completely fails at being a comedy. Well, I enjoyed the film and, besides Kikujiro, I have watched it more times than any other Kitano film. Why? Because its brand of surrealism set in modern Japan is a rarity to be found in the filmscape of Japanese cinema.

Getting Any?, Min'na yatteruka?, centers upon the life of Asao, a deadpan, seemingly emotionless fellow whose main goal in life seems to be buying a car and getting a girl with whom he can engage in "car sex." Unfortunately, Asao has little money and can only afford lemons that fall apart almost immediately after he purchases them. Undeterred, Asao decides to do a number of things to make money such as selling a relative's organs, robbing a bank, by first going through an elaborate scheme to make his own pistol, robbing an armored car, and becoming an actor. The "plotline" of Asao having sex with a girl in his new car falls by the wayside at the middle of the film when he becomes a gangster and later the fly man. Haphazard, surreal, and just plain insane, Getting Any? makes for an interesting film viewing experience.

Film scholar Aaron Gerow states that Getting Any? is more than just a display of the bifurcated nature of Kitano Takeshi in his personas of Beat Takeshi the film/television actor and Kitano the director, but that it is an attack against the setting of formulaic, staged comedy. Kitano, who considers Getting Any as his magnum opus, supposedly made Getting Any? intentionally unfunny in order to strike against the prosaic, threadbare nature of Japanese comic television to show how empty and lame it really is without the accompanying glitz of television. If this is the case or not, Getting Any? is definitely not a typical comedy which will leave many, both Western and Japanese, scratching their heads.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars The funny side of Kitano, May 16, 2003
By Tom Denes (San Diego, California) - See all my reviews
Though it cannot be listed amongst Kitano's best work, Getting Any is still a lot of fun to watch. It really shows the other side of Takeshi Kitano, and what he used to do when he was doing stand-up comedy. This film cannot [or shouldn't] really be compared to Kitano's other work, since it's theme is so radically different. Getting Any belongs to a different category, and it should be treated accordingly. As a comedy it stands alone among Kitano's other films, yet elements of his comic style can be found in all of those other films as well. Many people compare this movie to Monty Python films, and I think they are quite right; and just like the Monty Python films Getting Any requires multiple viewings to get all the subtle jokes. That also means that one can watch this movie several times and not get tired of its humor. The yakuza sequences are especially priceless [you can watch them over and over again]. This film will certainly entertain both the hardcore Kitano fans and the casual viewers as well.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Totally mad, totally infectious, November 24, 2002
By Serdar S. Yegulalp "carbon-based unit" (Huntington, NY United States) - See all my reviews
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A small group of my friends and I have something of a cult fascination with this film, Takeshi Kitano's absolutely deranged slapstick comedy about a man obsessed with having sex in a car. Kitano got his start in standup comedy, after all, and this movie is like a compilation of all those gags he never got to pull with the audiences who went to see his stony, blunt-nosed nihilist masterpieces like "Violent Cop."

Asao (Japanese comedian Dankan) is a nerdy man with one goal in life: passionate sex in a car. But he's got no car, and no girl, so what's a guy to do? The movie catalogues his misadventures, ranging from joining the yakuza to becoming an actor, working in a gun factory, trying (and trying, and TRYING) to rob a bank, and eventually participating in a human-invisibility experiment that goes horribly wrong. There's no telling what happens in the next five minutes, and that's both the movie's charm and its shortcoming: it's as unpredictable as it is aimless.

Many of Kitano's regulars (Korean actor Hakuryu, Dankan himself, and so on) are in the cast, along with tons of other familiar comedic faces from Japan. The whole thing's scored with a crazy-quilt of Japanese pop ballads that's addictive enough that you wonder why they never released a soundtrack to go with it.

But is the movie funny? Oh, god yes. It's deranged, absolutely screwloose humor on the order of "Airplane," although some of the jokes may fly right over some people's heads. What do you say, for instance, to a scene where Asao talks in a kind of Japanese Pig Latin that involves inverting each pair of syllables in a word, and requires subtitles for the JAPANESE speakers in the audience? Or the ending sequence, where they make fun of every rubber-monster man-in-suit movie out of Japan from Godzilla up through the Ultraman series? Or the yakuza boss who's secretly a cross-dressing masochist who gets off on being slapped with ping-pong paddles? I could go on, but you get the point. It's crazy, it's freaky, and if you ain't with it, then you just ain't with it.

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4.0 out of 5 stars Getting Any?
I love Takeshi Kitano's dramas which exemplify the best of what I enjoy about Japanese cinema. I had experienced some of his style of comedy with his redux on Zatoichi but nothing... Read more
Published on February 19, 2007 by Clinton Enlow

5.0 out of 5 stars Silly, stupid, but really really funny
One of the stupidest, most bizarre, and straight up perverted movies I've seen in a long time, but it was friggin' funny as hell. Read more
Published on August 2, 2005 by Zsalab

1.0 out of 5 stars Don't be fooled, no one "gets" anything in this film
I am a fan of "Beat" Kitano Takeshi. I laughed during parts of this movie. Yet I haven't felt more of a let-down watching a movie than when I saw "Getting Any? Read more
Published on July 24, 2005 by Jon Holt

2.0 out of 5 stars Occasionally funny
I really wanted to like this film, because it is silly, and weird, and has cute topless girls in it. But I found that it was very amateurishly executed. Read more
Published on October 30, 2004 by Eolake

5.0 out of 5 stars Weird yet funny Kitano comedy
Kitano's approach to comedy is quite twisted, yet it works well for most parts of this movie. Although, certain scenes could've been shorter. Read more
Published on September 24, 2003 by gabriel kende

5.0 out of 5 stars Thank you DreamQuest Films
Most of the reviewers have already praised this rare Kitano comedy, so I don't really see a reason repeating them. Read more
Published on June 8, 2003 by andrew shawn

5.0 out of 5 stars Pure Kitano fun.
What a hilarious movie, made in the Monty Pythonesque style. Some may find it strange, no doubt because they lack even a minimal knowledge about Japanese pop culture, which this... Read more
Published on January 18, 2003 by Adam Brown

3.0 out of 5 stars I NEED...!
Asao, a middle aged man, wants to have sex and comes to the conclusion that he needs a car in order to get laid. Read more
Published on January 13, 2003 by Kim Anehall

5.0 out of 5 stars Another bloody gangster movie...maybe not
I'd have to say this film is quite different from the usual Kitano fare. Than again it's a comedy, and a pretty wacky one too. Yet I found Getting Any? Read more
Published on December 11, 2002 by Frank Dicocco

4.0 out of 5 stars Weird but extremely addictive
I have to say I find this Kitano film very weird and very funny at the same time. The situations in which the main character gets involved in throughout the whole film get more... Read more
Published on November 28, 2002 by Steve Daniels

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