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Ankle Biters (2002)

Starring: Matt Arnde, Jaime Burch Director: Adam Minarovich Rating: R (Restricted) Format: DVD
2.4 out of 5 stars See all reviews (14 customer reviews)


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Product Details

  • Actors: Matt Arnde, Jaime Burch, Don Burgess, Jeremy Busbee, Timothy Fahey
  • Directors: Adam Minarovich
  • Format: Color, DVD, NTSC
  • Language: English
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rating: R (Restricted)
  • Studio: YORK HOME VIDEO
  • DVD Release Date: February 4, 2003
  • Run Time: 81 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 2.4 out of 5 stars See all reviews (14 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B00007M5J9
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #111,122 in Movies & TV (See Bestsellers in Movies & TV)

Editorial Reviews

From the Back Cover
A small town is overrun by ankle-biting, blood-sucking dwarf vampires. Things get complicated when the vertically-challenged coffin-creepers get their itty-bitty hands on a sword with the blood of the last slain tall vampire. With this relic, they can create a super-race of Shaq-sized Draculas out of any tall human. Now, the half-Vampire, half-human Drexel is the town's - and the world's - only hope to stop the invasion of the mini demons. There are no SHORT fixes to this TALL problem.

Product Description
A small town is overrun by ankle-biting-blood-sucking DWARF Vampires. Things get complicated when the vertically-challenged coffin-creepers get their tiny itty-bitty hands on a sword with the blood og the last slain TALL vampire

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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Possibly the greatest film achievement in cinema history, October 28, 2004
By Adam (Indianapolis, IN) - See all my reviews
I have to say I wasn't expecting much when I rented this movie, but after watching it, I was overwhelmed by what I experienced. Never has a motion picture moved and inspired me more than Ankle Biters. I can't begin to put into words the awe-inspiring acting, screenplay, cinematography, and special effects that is Ankle Biters. For the entire length of the film, I sat on the edge on my seat in anticipation of what would happen next. This unprecedented movie experience left me wondering how on earth this wasn't an Oscar nominee. Even if the film was overlooked for a Best Picture nomination, the acting of Adam Minarovich certainly should have been worthy of an Oscar. This movie ranks right up there with Gone With the Wind, Casablanca, The Godfather, and The Lord of the Rings. To see this movie is to be taken on an emotional rollercoaster unparallel to anything ever created in cinema. This is quite possibly the greatest cinematic achievement the world will ever experience.
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2.0 out of 5 stars Three foot tall with two inch fangs, October 24, 2004
Vampire dwarves invade a small southern town. They obtain possession of a sword that has traces of the blood of the last full sized vampire (dwarf vampires can only infect other dwarves. You should have known that) and plot havoc and, presumably, world domination. At least minions of full-sized vampire subjects. Half-vampire, half-human Drexel, with dwarf sidekick T-Bone, combine to battle the evil dwarves.
ANKLE BITERS is pretty dreadful. Everything from acting to editing to the script is below average, is some cases way below. If you're looking for a real vampire hunter movie check out BLADE or JOHN CARPENTER'S VAMPIRES. The dwarves are a nice twist, but the movie doesn't come near to having a clue about what to do with them.
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1.0 out of 5 stars three feet of crap, 2 hours wasted, December 31, 2003
By "dalegribble" (trenton tarpits) - See all my reviews
This movie isn't worth the time it takes to watch it, and I LIKE crappy movies like this. It's all a rip-off of Blade, with a couple of midgets. Unwatchable even with beer, I only give any stars because you have to applaud the fact that they actualy got the thing made.
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