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Harmful If Swallowed (CD & DVD) [ENHANCED] [EXPLICIT LYRICS] [LIVE]

Dane Cook
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Product Details

  • Audio CD (July 22, 2003)
  • Original Release Date: July 22, 2003
  • Number of Discs: 2
  • Format: Enhanced, Explicit Lyrics, Live
  • Label: Comedy Central
  • ASIN: B00009V7U2
  • In-Print Editions: MP3 Download
  • Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars See all reviews (320 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #1,813 in Music (See Bestsellers in Music)

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About the Artist
Dane Cook is one of the top stand-up comedians working today, headlining many of the nation's most prestigious comedy clubs. Dane has his own top-rated Comedy Central(r) special. He has also appeared on Crank Yankers, Comics Come Home hosted by Denis Leary, and a countless variety of late night talk shows. This double digi-pak contains a full-length CD of Dane's classic material and a DVD of Dane's best on-air performances.

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20 of 22 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars 5 STARS?? HOW ABOUT 10!!!!!, August 16, 2003
By "tkc22" (Williston Park, NY) - See all my reviews
I first saw Dane Cook on Comedy Central like most people, and he won me over from the start. I immediately searched amazon to see if he had a comedy cd out. Once i saw "Harmful If Swallowed" was out i instantly bought it without hesitation.
The cd itself is absolutely hilarious!!! My favorite tracks are his rants on how uncool Kool-Aid is and the quiet pickles lady at the "BK Lounge" drive-thru. It's the best to listen to any time, anywhere. Especially when sitting in traffic, it'll put a big smile on your face. If anyone tries to cut you off you won't be cursing, you'll be laughing when u catch yourself saying "ummm... helllllooooo???!, ummm hiii???!!" as Dane points out on the cd.
I've demanded my friends to watch the dvd and every single one has cried from laughter. It's got an unedited version of his comedy central special, with ALOT of deleted jokes - which i was surprised were cut from the show b/c they are way too funny!! I, myself, can't sit through it without my stomach hurting by the end. Do yourself a favor and buy this cd/dvd combo. It's a great deal and the comedy never gets tired or old after a few plays! GO BUY IT!
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31 of 40 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Buy this if you want to nearly kill yourself..., November 10, 2005
Seriously, if you get this cd and you don't preview it before you take it for a drive in your car, there is a likely chance that you will get into an accident from laughing so hard. I had to physically turn off my cd player in my car because I was laughing so hard in the first 8 minutes of the performance. NOT SAFE! Hahaha. But it's completely worth 10x the pruchase price, its one of the funniest cds I've ever heard. I'd kept hearing how funny Dane Cook is but I hate buying into hype right away so I wasn't in a rush to buy it. I'm sorry I waited. If you have ANY interest at all in the art form of COMEDY, buy this CD immedietly, but be forewarned about listening to it for the first time while driving... it's a hazard!
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars GIVING COMEDY A PUNCH IN THE FACE, December 27, 2004
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HARMFUL IF SWALLOWED is Dane Cook's debut CD, but you may have already seen him perform on Comedy Central. This CD also comes with a DVD that includes the edited and unedited versions of his Comedy Central special, and his appearance on PREMIUM BLEND. Dane Cook is one of the funniest comedians I have ever heard. He tackles issues in modern America and the things that almost everybody goes through. He gets what most other comedians miss... he gets those akward moments that occur in everyday life and all of those stupid things that people do. He handles our obsession with car accidents, being late, nightmares, tickling, childhood dreams, harsh realizations, and other aspects of life. Some people may not think he is funny, but I think he is hilarious. He reminds me of those interesting conversations that you have with people, and I try to say that as non-homosexual as possible. You see all of those moments in your life that make you self-conscious, embarassed, or plain annoyed, and just laugh at them. You listen to all of his stories and the way he puts those unspeakable feelings into words. I think he is one of those great comedians that sticks out and has the ability to become one of the most famous people in Hollywood. I don't know when it is going to happen, but I can feel it coming. This CD has 24 tracks, and is one of the smartest purchases you can make.
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3.0 out of 5 stars Harmful If Swallowed (CD & DVD)
To really enjoy Dane Cook you have to see him perform the act. Just listening to him is good but you need to see him in action.
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5.0 out of 5 stars I LMAO (as usual)!!!!!!
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