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9 of 11 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
No story; bad acting; and slow cars, December 13, 2003
Summary: Brian O'Conner (Paul Walker) is a former cop turned fugitive whose hobby happens to be racing cars. Having left the L.A. area (the location of the first movie), he is finally caught in Miami. But instead of sending him to jail, the authorities have a proposition for him - help them bring down local drug lord Carter Verone (Cole Hauser) and they'll forget about his criminal record. Brian agrees, but only if he can choose his partner. So he chooses an old friend from his childhood days in Barstow, CA, ex-convict Roman Pearce (Tyrese).The DEA has an agent inside Verone's operation, Monica Fuentes (Eva Mendes), who hooks them up with a job to drive for Verone. But for some reason Verone has decided he is ready to leave the country, so he has only one job for Roman and Brian, pick up a bunch of cash and drive it to an airport where he can get out of the country. Roman and Brian, who are constantly fighting their police and DEA handlers, pull a few tricks in the process. The result, they pull off the job, get Verone his money, capture him, save Fuentes (who has fallen in love with Brian), and get away with some of the loot - what a surprise! My Comments: Let's see, what does the movie have going for it... Story - terrible. Acting - even worse. Fast cars - nope. What? It doesn't even have fast cars? Unless you consider 85 mph fast, nope. The story is just plain silly. To begin with, Brian apparently has a massive rap sheet, but he was a cop? Um, are cops allowed to do that? I don't think so. Second, okay, let's pretend that the DEA would be willing to let Brian expunge his record in order to help them. And let's pretend even further that they would be willing to let a violent ex-convict be his partner. And let's pretend even further further that they would completely disregard that Brian and Roman break a gazillion laws every time they get in a car and that Roman shooting at a DEA agent at one point in order not to blow their cover is 'cool'. With all of this pretending, I just could not keep pretending when the movie has a highly successful drug lord use two cop-attracting racing cars to transport his money. I mean, I'm no drug lord, but if it were me, I'd use old women in Cadillacs; cops never pull them over. This has to be the silliest premise for a movie I have ever seen. The sole purpose is to present a situation where cars can go fast. Who cares that it would never happen, right? Well, why make it into a movie with the trimmings of a story if the story is so implausibly ridiculous that it would be better if it didn't exist? I don't get it. Another serious problem I had with the story and movie is the fact that every time you got more than one car racing lunatic together with another, it inevitably included about 100+ scantily clad women who were perfectly okay with the fact that they were just being used for their breasts and vaginas. The car racing culture portrayed in this movie doesn't exist (if you believe it does, I have a bridge I'd like to sell you in Brooklyn...). I'm supposed to believe that these women have nothing better to do with their time than sit around and watch people race cars, watercraft, etc. all day. They don't work? Please! As far as the acting goes, this are B-movie actors. No one is good. But since this movie isn't about the story or the acting, just about portraying a non-existent racing culture and fast cars, it shouldn't matter. But wait, the cars aren't fast... So, what was up with the cars only doing 80 to100 mph? I do 80 on my way to work in the morning. Maybe I should take a camera with me and make a movie. I drive a Honda Civic; does that mean I've got a racing machine? Heck, I've even driven 120 mph (not on the way to work, but that's another story...), which was about the fastest I think I saw the speedometers go. So, why is this movie called 2 Fast? Ideally it would be in reference to the length of the movie, as it would be in its best interest to get it over with quick, before anyone realizes that what they just saw was ridiculously stupid. Overall, I don't recommend this movie for anyone, except those people who actually believe their is a cool, car-racing underground culture where stuff like this actually happens. Sure, people race cars, but do they gather around several thousand people and close down streets to do it? Only if they are as stupid as the makers of this movie and want to go to jail. Don't see this movie!
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