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44 of 51 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Fine then, you leave me no choice!, March 14, 2005
Well. Seems like these talentless, gold-toothed imbeciles are really getting rich from churning out this junk faster than Detroit churns out cars because dumb pre-teens and wiggers keep buying into this fad... so I'm going to cash in on it! Quick! Before it dies out! I'm going to make my OWN unlistenable, wretched pop-rap album!
So here I go, with the steps:
1.) Pick out stupid, laughable moniker (IE "Chingy", "Nelly", etc.). Hmm... how about "Dippety D"? I know, I know, it sounds like a Warner Brothers cartoon... but hey, this is what makes money, so who am I to argue?
2.) Go to the mall and buy $500 worth of oversized South Pole and Mecca clothing.
3.) Get a friend with an old electronic keyboard. Actually, scratch the friend part. I can do it myself.
4.) Pick out one of the 16 loaded beats. Choose a tempo.
5.) Put it on, and record myself mumbling over it. Subject matter must not exceed the range of "munny, secks, thugstaz, wummenzz". Oh yeah, gotta curse a lot too. My title track shall be me just endlessly bleating "DIPPETY DIPPETY DIPPETY D!!!!"
6.) When I write the words/lyrics, misspell everything horribly. Hmm. What's a good album title? I know! "Dippity D Duz Da Derrrty Deed".
7.) Shoot the album cover. Wear the aforementioned wigger clothing, scowl like an idiot, and show off my "blang" (fake).
8.) Release, sell the single to MTV, and become a millionaire overnight! It's that easy! AND it requires NO TALENT WHATSOEVER! Those of you clamoring for the "No" button below, wait 'til you hear my new single, "For Sheezy My Wheezy"! It'll soon be blasting at a local school dance near you!
No. Forget it. I'm not going to do any of that. If I make an album, it'll be of my OWN musical merit. I'll actually put some effort into it, and make something I can take pride in.
Avoid.
Show me the "Not Helpful" votes!
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11 of 12 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
The SOURCE, November 18, 2004
You want hits? Then you buy The Source Hip Hop Hits 8, simple as that. The Source has proven year after year to always drop the years best compilation albums. It's got Chingy, Kanye, Lil Jon and TI. I love this cd I listen to it from begining to end. The best song is Kanye West Through the wire.
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14 of 16 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars
Source 8, November 30, 2004
I will do a song by song review of the songs I heard. I have yet to here the one with E-40, Wyclef Jean or Scarface. But here goes my review of the 8th Installment of Source 8.
1.Youngbloodz-Damn 9/10
2.Wyclef Jean-Industry N/A
3.Chingy-Right Thurr-7/10 This song is ancient for 04
4.Young Gunz-Cant stop wont stop-4/10
5.Westside Connect-Gangsta Nation 10/10
6.Ja Rule-Clap Back-5/10 like Ja but not this
7.Kanye West-Through the Wire-9/10
8.Gang Starr-9/10 G Mac is wrong about this one great beat.
9.J-Kwon-Tipsy-8/10 Massive hit single.
10.E-40-Quarterbackin N/A
11.Fabolous f Tamia-In to you 10/10
12.T.I.-Be Easy 6/10
13.Cassidy f R.Kelly-Hotel 7/10
14.Ying Yang Twins-Salt Shaker 4/10
15.Scarface-Recognize N/A
16.The Untouchables-My relationship with my gun-7/10
Overall=89/130 are a score in the low 70s
Need these songs on Source 9
-99 Problems, Slow Motion, Go DJ, Breathe, Bridging the gap, No Problems, New Lil Jon song, Balla Baby, This Way, Benzino, Kweli, Ghetto Rock and others.
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