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26 of 32 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars
2 entertaining comedies, October 25, 2004
No, this is not a direct spoof of van helsing with hugh jackman.
This is actually a remake of seduction cinemas late 90's film Vampire Seduction. Both films are featured on the dvd so nobody is left out of the loop. Both films have their own charms. The remake has lovely Erika Smith playing a sexually confused nerd, who is visited by her dead uncle to kill countess dracula. The production value is low budget but still decent enough to watch.
The original has John P. fedele in the van helsing roll acting as a total goofball.His performance is the saving grace of the film. The no budget production hinders the film, but still gives it a sense of astheitic identity.
There's also some cool features like behind the scenes documentary, deleted scenes, and commentary from EI president Michael Raso which at some times sounds like a confessional.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
The culmination of the Vampire Seduction Trilogy; a sure winner, May 5, 2007
The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing;is the Culmination of the Seduction Cinema series of Van Helsing's attempts to Kill Dracoola; the daughter of Dracula; which started in the great flick ; Vampire Seduction; and again in Vampire Vixens; In Vampire Seduction, Tina Krause played Dracoola and told Wally Van Helsing to bring her Lesbians,, alot of Lesbians,, Wally never did;all he brought Dracoola was a Garlic sandwich to her demise; then in the sequel: Vampire Vixens; , Wally Van Helsing gives Dracoola played again by Tina Krause, a steak sandwich which again ends her reign of terror seeking Lesbian lovers for her harem of lovers,.. and Finally in The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing, Wilhelmina Van Helsing the Great Great Granddaughter of the legendary Van Helsing ,, brings 4 lesbian lovers to the lair of Dracoola,, played by the voluptous sexy Vixen, Darian Caine ,,, and in the end gives Dracoola a pepperoni pizza laden with heavy garlic ,, but it only stuns her, because we see her again talking to Wilhelmina's Great uncle Van Helsing, than teases her saying that her curse will be having to be horny throughout eternity,, for being duped by another Van Helsing.
This 3rd part, of the Van Helsing trilogy, which some says is just a rewrite of Vampire Seduction; is better named the 3rd part in the Sequel because Finally a Van Helsing family decendant managed to bring the Lesbians to Countess Dracoola...
This movie is not only erotic and full of sexy beautiful Lesbians that bear all ,,, without inhibition, It also has Misty Mundae in it, and AJ Khan,, it is filled with adult humor,, and I give this movie a 5 Star rating for humor and great Lesbian love scenes,, I highly recommend this movie to any and all fans of Darian Caine , Misty Mundae,, and Seduction cinema erotic movies,, Darian Caine is so Damn Hot in this Movie, Her negligee which is black which she wears in the final sequence is so hot,, very revealing,, Darian Caine can bite my neck or any other part of my body any time she wants, Yea Baby,, Vampire Love,, so,, sweet,,, A+++ Movie all the Way,, I Agree with one of the other reviewers, the world would not be complete without ;"THE SEXY ADVENTURES OF VAN HELSING." and neither would the Van Helsing story either...
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars
Fun, but not enough Misty, May 18, 2009
This is a remake of one of Brain Escape's movie's, with the original included in the disc. The original is very, very low budget, but kind of fun. The remake has more money behind it, but only one scene with Misty in it, recycled from "Lord of the G-String" as I recall. Andrea Davis is in the remake, and I enjoy her a lot, so overall, not a bad little flick.
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