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Why Writers Are Cranky and Five Emergency Tools for Writing a Short Story, an Amazon Short
by Bruce Holland Rogers (Author)
4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (11 customer reviews)

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Length:  3,798 words, 14 pages
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Bruce Holland Rogers has been writing fiction full-time since 1991. His stories range from literary and experimental to SF, fantasy, and mystery. Rogers is married to psychologist Holly Arrow and has long been interested in what psychology might teach writers. That interest was the foundation of WORD WORK: SURVIVING AND THRIVING AS A WRITER. He is the author of four or six story collections, depending on whether or not you count e-books. His stories have won a Pushcart Prize, two Nebula Awards, the World Fantasy Award, and half a dozen assorted nominations. Rogers's fiction appears regularly in a wide range of magazines and anthologies. He recently began teaching fiction writing for the Whidbey Writers MFA program in Washington state. He also teaches writing seminars in Greece, Italy, and other locations in Europe.


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"Why Writers Are Cranky" is an essay in the manner of my book on the psychology of writing, WORD WORK: SURVIVING AND THRIVING AS A WRITER. The companion article, "Five Emergency Tools for Short Stories," shares five methods that I use for coming up with and developing fiction ideas in a hurry. The first piece is philosophy. The second one is a hands-on how-to for a writer who wants to write fiction on demand, even if he or she has no story idea to begin with.

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9 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars A Fun but Brief Look at Literary Crankiness, August 22, 2005
Rogers presents an insightful and fun look at the writing mind and the factors that influence it. While it's true not all writers are cranky, his reasoning here is fun to follow even if it is a little too brief at times.

His 'Five Emergency Tools for Writing a Short Story' are interesting exercises that any writer can use to jump start a stalled writing session. A few of them seem slightly outlandish, but he does suggest modifying them in order to make them work for different writers. He gives examples of stories he created using these tools, but unfortunately, doesn't include even parts of the stories themselves as further illustration.
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Words of wisdom--and a bonus, October 23, 2005
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As a writer, I not only agree fully with Bruce Holland Rogers' assessment of the pitfalls of the trade, but find the essay an honest glimpse into the perils of the publishing market for those who might not understand the process of putting stories and books into print. I couldn't have said it better; I'm now working hard to embrace my inner crank.

As for Part Two: Rogers provides a quick menu of five good, succinct suggestions to prime the creative pump. I've never been one for manuals on writing, but these tools provide both sound advice, and a glimpse into methods the author himself uses to crank out three stories a month for those of us who subscribe to his service (I'd heartily advise this, incidentally: it's cheap, and this is a guy whose short-short fiction is at the very least consistently entertaining, and at its best, a marvel of imaginative thinking).

Susan O'Neill, author, Don't Mean Nothing: Short Stories of Viet Nam
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Revel In Being Cranky!, March 8, 2006
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This two-part essay is a look at the nuts and bolts of being a writer. The first part examines the nature of the writer's mind and why writers always seem to be trying to outrun failures nobody else can see. The second is a list of applied tactics to produce work on a tight deadline.

Part one, "Why Writers Are Cranky," starts from the presumption that writers, as a class of people, are dissatisfied with the whole world, themselves included, and are trying to do something right. Why else, the author suggests, would we expend so much effort trying to make up for past shortcomings? We are our own worst critics, always trying to do better than last time, always trying to leave the world a little better than we found it. Professor Rogers' insights into the source of this spur are by no means definitive, but they are strong and incisive.

Part two, "Five Emergency Tools," is a selection of tactics Professor Rogers has personally used to get short stories out under the deadline. I've only used two myself so far, but if they are representative, I can tell you two things. First, they work. Second, they only work for short stories or scenes; if you are looking to write a novel, you'll need to go with a different set of tools, or else use these to build your book scene by scene.

Combining both the insightful and the handy, this article is one that will speak to writers right where they live. Keep it close at hand, because you'll read and use it more than once. And what greater compliment can you give a writer than that his article will be read and used?
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5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent writing tips, fun to read
Rogers' Five Emergency Tools for writing are excellent tips and I will use them in my own writing. This essay takes about 15 minutes to read and is well-written, funny, and... Read more
Published 2 months ago by A Southern Girl

4.0 out of 5 stars Informative Read
This is a quick read that would be perfect for a little inspiration when trying to come up with some ideas for a short story from complete scratch. Read more
Published 22 months ago by J. Lyon Layden

5.0 out of 5 stars Appreciation from one cranky author to another
As a writer myself for over ten years, I've studied writing as much as time has permitted me, and I very much enjoy reading pieces which bring me fresh and inspiring insights into... Read more
Published on May 1, 2007 by Gregory Bernard Banks - 2012: ...

5.0 out of 5 stars I'm going to try a slightly different tack...
...since most of the reviewers below me have done a stellar job of covering the precise contents of scribe Rogers' "short-short" article, I'm not going to get into that. Read more
Published on April 7, 2006 by Adam Mezei

5.0 out of 5 stars Helpful Hints Served With Chaos, Oxymorons, And Crankiness
Bruce Holland Rogers offers up a humorous, yet real world, assessment of the perils and pitfalls of writing, as well as insight into the worth of writing as a process. Read more
Published on February 1, 2006 by Robert I. Hedges

5.0 out of 5 stars Very clever, and quite useful for writers
I never thought a download that cost less than a dollar could be so useful, but I sometimes forget how we writers need each other for support. Read more
Published on January 6, 2006 by Bookauthor

5.0 out of 5 stars Humorous and and highly recommended
According to Bruce's definition, I'm one of the "fortunate and very, very weird" writers. Why? Because I'm not cranky. Read more
Published on November 22, 2005 by Ralan

5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent Techniques
I really enjoyed reading about his true to life struggles about feeling satisfied.
Published on November 9, 2005 by E. Hart

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