Product Details

• Actors: Chris Seaver, Teen Ape
• Directors: Travis Indovina
• Format: Collector's Edition, Color, Digital Sound, DVD, Full length, Full Screen, NTSC
• Language: English
• Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  
• Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
• Number of discs: 1
• Rating: NR (Not Rated)
• Studio: Splatter Rampage (Tempe DVD)
• DVD Release Date: April 11, 2006
• Run Time: 55 minutes
• Average Customer Review: 3.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3 customer reviews)
• ASIN: B000E6TWH2
• Amazon.com Sales Rank: #142,280 in Movies & TV (See Bestsellers in Movies & TV)

Editorial Reviews

From the Actor

DVD BONUS FEATURES:
• Audio commentary with writer/director Chris Seaver
• Audio commentary with the LBP cast & crew
• Behind-the-scenes featurette (29 mins.)
• Cast rehearsal (37 mins.)
• "Epic Metal" commercial (3 mins.)
• Splatter Rampage DVD trailers

Product Description

Slaughter & mayhem isn’t just for serial killers anymore! It’s that time of year again for the kids of Bonejack Heights... to prepare the haunted house for Halloween! And this year, one of them has a big surprise in store when he dedicates the spookshow to a legendary god named The Destroyer. But little do the teen misfits know that this well-intentioned heavy metal warrior has mistakenly awakened The Destroyer for real! And now he’s ready to teach them what carnage is all about...

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars THE POWER OF METAL!!!!! WILL PREVAIL!!!!!!, April 18, 2006

By	The Reverend Terry Rice "Trust Me!" - See all my reviews

Ok yeah the last review was honest and true.. but I think they missed the complete point of this..

LBP movies are all about BAD OVERACTING, IMMATURE GROSS OUT JOKES, SILLY DEATH SCENES, and BAD GORE, not to mention obsurd endings...

This movie is awesome... it's all about a metal head teen geek that is obsessed with mythology, dragons and Halloween who accidentally ressurects a greek god of destruction APOLLYON aka the DESTROYER....

A strange cast of characters such as...CHOACH (the preteen looking sex god,full of himself, but still manages to get some tail), TEEN APE (a regular in the LBP films), MORGANA (the dominatrix obsessed with urinating) And another cowboy guys obsessed with Hank Williams, Merle Haggard & George Jones (but I can't remember his name right now.. crap) create an unusual splatter film for all strange little children to enjoy!

This movie is full of obsurd yet hilarious acting, goofy jokes, some nasty nasty yet FAKED smut, and more..

IF you were a teenage metal head.. you should definately check this out you'll get the jokes as where others wouldn't!

later

4 of 7 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars the WORST film by Chris Seaver yet... yes, the same guy who gets rejected by Troma again and again, April 15, 2006

By	G.Friedman (New Jersey, TROMAVILLE USA) - See all my reviews

This is bad. Your typical no-budget video installation from hell project featuring bad lighting, sound that came from the mic on the camera most likely, a script (if you can call it that) written on the back of a gum wrapper, and acting that goes from bad to even worse over the course of the movie.

For all newcomers to the Chris Seaver (his fanbase probably only registers double-digits) he's the bad Troma wannabe filmmaker who think that all there is to Troma is blood, gore and boobies. And maybe he's right. But Troma does it better than anyone else and apparently they've rejected Chris Seaver's work ranging from his "Heather & Puggly Drops A Deuce" deal to his proposed "Sgt.Kabukiman sequel" to his now delayed "Dolphin Man" movie. Troma clearly doesn't want to work with this guy *hint* hint* So now Seaver is distributing his work through a company even poorer than Troma, Tempe Entertainment, which deals in soft porn.

And that is what this film is... bad splatter gore soft porn that doesn't have enough T&A to satisfy the porn crowd and doesn't have enough 'horror' to truly qualify as a scary movie. So why are you watching this movie? Hopefully, the answer is: you are not!

0 of 1 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars The Destroyer!, September 4, 2006

By	Brandi R. Jording "scream queen" (Raleigh, NC) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

Once again, these reviews are plagued by people who, no matter how hard they try, will NEVER get Chris Seaver's delicious brand of nut-slapping humor.

Carnage is one of my favorite LBP movies. It combines the power of epic fantasy metal with enough blood, Seaveresque jokes, and lovable characters than you can shake your stick at. The tension between Teen Ape and Choach is hilarious, and watching Meredith Host play a Dominatrix is priceless. If you like horror, and you love bawdy, laugh out loud humor, you'll love Carnage!