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12 of 16 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
First step to recovery...BURNING THIS DISC!!! , December 20, 2006
Wow, I would have never have guessed it to be this bad. How the heck did National Lampoons fall so far. And Paris Hilton...Why? She is not so HOT. I will never say the word HOT after this film, I will always refer to it as "the opposite of cold". Just bad all around. Blockbuster would be mad at me for burning this, but I will be saving many other Bored guys who thought this movie might have been entertaining. Wow, embarressed that I even took the time to write this review under my name its so bad.
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7 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Avoid This, May 28, 2007
In "National Lampoon's Pledge This!" Paris Hilton is "Victoria English," president of South Beach University's fiercely exclusive sorority "Gamma Gamma." Everyone adores her, worships her and wants to be accepted by her, and everyone wants to be like her ... are you still listening?
Reese Witherspoon might have this uninspired story watchiable with her comedic talent. Sorry, no such luck here because Ms. Witherspoon was not available. Instead you see Paris Hilton doing nothing particularly great, except gliding around the campus in expensive dress or saying something silly smugly. Actually she does nothing even during the film's pie-throwing scenes (yes, there is!) because no pie hits her.
There are toilet jokes (about school toilet "eating" a poor girl, and ... er ... about one exploding toilet, no, I'm not kidding) and of course, lots of nudities. But there is more to come after these gross-out gags and the film gets worse. A group of freshmen arrive, mostly stereotyped "outcasts" or "misfits" and they have to undergo humiliating "initiation" in order to be member of the sorority. This part is not just unfunny, but repulsive.
Finally I didn't write the names of co-stars and cameos because most probably they want to forget anything about it all and must have already deleted the name of the film from their CV by now. So please, listen, here is my advice; Avoid this.
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11 of 15 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
I dont Hate Paris Hilton, But after this movie I might, April 29, 2007
PARIS PARIS PARIS, where do I begin
I know you are a lil rich kid, who is trying to make it as a media star, you know TV seroes, record deal, pin ups. and movies...and your choice are farely great to highlight you...However, this movie is a step back for even you.
This National Lampoon film is neither an ANIMAL HOUSE nor a VACATION. It is real weak film versions of the American Pie series combined with Bring it On and Legally Blonde films without the cheerleading. John Waters could have made a better film in his sleep..and I think he has!
The plot is confusing story line. Also with 30 year old adults trying to play college cut ups, it seems like these "KIDS" seem too old to do some of this CRAZY STUFF.
Their sight gags may make anyone gag. The pie scene steals from ANIMAL HOUSE's & Blazing Saddles's food fight and old three stooges movies..and Paris, you get not a drop of pie on you (AMAZING since you are inthe middle of the tossing)
The one star is for the star of the film, Ms Hilton...who is her screen time makes herself seen. It does not always advance the plot much, but she is beautiful to watch.
Bennet Pomerantz AUDIOWORLD
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