The Hillary Nutcracker

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Product Features

• The most innovative new product of the year!
• A functional, plastic nutcracker with stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell.
• The Hillary Nutcracker will stand upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring.
• Stands Nine inches tall
• Feel the Squeeze with Hillary!

Product Details

• Product Dimensions: 6 x 2.2 x 11.5 inches
• Shipping Weight: 1 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
• Shipping: Currently, item can be shipped only within the U.S.
• ASIN: B000UB0004
• Item model number: HCN1
• Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (71 customer reviews)
• Amazon.com Sales Rank: #2,214 in Kitchen & Dining (See Bestsellers in Kitchen & Dining)

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Product Description

Product Description

Is America ready for THIS nutcracker? You have just found the most innovative new product of the year! Get your hands on the world's most unique nutcracker...Grab Hillary while supplies last! This Hillary Nutcracker Stands Nine-inches tall. It is a functional, plastic nutcracker with stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell. The Hillary Nutcracker will stand upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring. Not recommended for the dishwasher or children under 12 years of age.

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Went Over Really Well - Got Many Laughs During Holidays, January 14, 2008

By	Chimichurri (NY, NY) - See all my reviews

Got this for both a democrat and a hard-line republican and they both loved the Hillary Nutcracker. Quite a few people asked where I got it and went ahead and ordered it (from another company) for others. This suggested she's a uniter, at least where cracking nuts are concerned.

I do not however recommend the distributor. I ordered this on December 1st and paid the expensive shipping but didn't actually receive it until Christmas Eve after getting Amazon involved. Find another shipper besides Polsteins Home & Beyond. They never answered their phone nor any of my emails. Despite not wanting to have to get Amazon involved, ultimately I had to. Their intervention helped.

6 of 7 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars Good product, except..., February 7, 2008

By	Matthew J. Fitch (Jackson, MI USA) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

This is a fully-functional nut-cracker that is pretty funny! However, it's made in China, and if you have any concern about lead poisoning, you may not want to buy this product.

17 of 23 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Hilar(y)ious product! A real crack-up! , March 13, 2008

By	Betty L. Dravis "[e-mail], autho... (Silicon Valley, CA) - See all my reviews (TOP 1000 REVIEWER)    (REAL NAME)

Unlike some of the reviewers of this product, I don't see it as sexist at all. I think it's a real crack-up! Since the Clintons have good senses of humor, I'm certain they'll laugh right along with the rest of us. It's inventive, funny, and will be the hit of Hillary's Victory Party ...

... or Obama's, whomever the voter's select as the Democratic nominee for President of the United States.

And it's good publicity for Hillary. As they say, ALL publicity is good publicity!

Now I'm eagerly anticipating what gadget they come up with for Barack Obama! Perhaps a "bar-rack" (ouch!) ... or a cowboy doll, riding a big white horse, while lassoing Pennsylvania and dragging it along behind him? Na-aaa ... I'm certain it will be something more cunning than that.

Whatever ... This is an exciting Primary Election. May the best woman (or man) win!

Tip: The smart thing for the purchaser of this Hilar(y)ious nut-cracker to do is to keep it in its original box, put it away and forget about it for a number of years. It's bound to become a collector's item.

Reviewed by: Betty Dravis, 2008
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