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  • Actors: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer
  • Format: Box set, Closed-captioned, Color, DVD, Widescreen, NTSC
  • Language: English
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.66:1
  • Number of discs: 4
  • Rating: Unrated
  • Studio: Warner Home Video
  • DVD Release Date: May 13, 2008
  • Run Time: 527 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (41 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B0013D8M3U
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In the third season of Two and a Half Men, the usually sensible Alan (Jon Cryer) ends up dating someone young enough to be his daughter, as well as a senior citizen old enough to be his mother. His playboy brother Charlie (Charlie Sheen) dates a woman who worships Satan, and also strikes up a relationship with a proper ballet dancer who refuses to sleep with him (but does ask him to donate some sperm). And Alan's 11-year-old son Jake (Angus T. Jones), who has just started dating, proves to be the most mature member of the oddball household. All 24 episodes of the series, which originally aired during the 2005-2006 television season, are included in this concise four-disc set. There are some surprises this season, including a death and a wedding (not on the same day). There are also plenty of vulgar moments; for instance, Jake not only learns about booty calls, but he also finds out the about why some men use Viagra. With guest stars ranging from Jon Lovitz, Sheen's real-life dad Martin Sheen, and Cloris Leachman (as Alan's older woman), Two and a Half Men delivers the laughs. Always hilarious, Leachman is priceless in her role as Norma. Contemplating Charlie's "relationship" with a beautiful young sex kitten, Alan scoffs, "It must be fun dating a woman whose IQ is the same as her age." Charlie shoots back, "I could say the same about you." Touche. --Jae-Ha Kim


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Episodes:Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic GymnastsPrincipal Gallagher's Lesbian LoverCarpet Burns and a Bite MarkYour Dismissive Attitude Toward BoobsWe Called It Mr. PinkyHi Mr. Horned OneSleep Tight Puddin' PopThat Voodoo That I Do DoMadame and Her Special FriendSomething Salted and TwistedSanta's Village of the DamnedThat Special TugHumiliation is a Visual MediumLove Isn't Blind It's RetardedMy Tongue is MeatErgo The Booty CallThe Unfortunate Little SchnauserThe Spit-Covered CobblerGolly Moses She's A MuffinAlways a Bridesmaid Never a BurroAnd the Plot MoistensJust Once With Aunt SophieArguments for the QuickieThat Pistol-Packin' HermaphroditeFormat: DVD MOVIE Genre: TELEVISION/SERIES & SEQUELS UPC: 085391171669 Manufacturer No: 117166

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37 of 38 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Still got it :-), March 2, 2008
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I've reviewed the other two seasons because I love this show so much, and this season still has it. It's managed to stay fresh and funny and still thoroughly enjoyable. The majority of main cast members have recieved Emmy nominations and it's not hard to see why.
Here is a run down of the episodes in this dvd set;

WEEKEND IN BANGKOK WITH TWO OLYMPIC GYMNASTS - After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie has to look after the adolescent and increasingly obnoxious Jake for the weekend.

PRINCIPAL GALLAGHER'S LEZBIAN LOVER - Alan has to lobby the principal to keep Jake from getting expelled, while Charlie is left to manage the chiropractic office for the day.

CARPET BURNS AND A BITE MARK - After it's revealed Alan and Judith have been trying to reconcile, Charlie, Evelyn, and Rose vie for the role of spoiler.

YOUR DISMISSIVE ATTITUDE TOWARDS B**BS - Alan looks for a new place after he invites Berta to stay at Charlie's house, bringing the brothers to blows.

WE CALLED IT MR PINKY - Charlie's inability to reciprocate his girlfriend's love forces him to examine his relationships with women.

HI, MR HORNED ONE - Charlie's Satan-worshiping girlfriend has a knack for the supernatural, and seems to be the cause of some strange happenings around the Harper house.

SLEEP TIGHT, PUDDIN POP - Charlie gets drunk and sleeps with Rose on her birthday. Rose says she knows it's no big deal. But her father quickly shows up at Charlie's house, under the impression that they've been dating for two years.

THAT VOODOO THAT I DO DO - Charlie bribes Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can vie for the affections of the teacher. Things go awry, however, when Charlie and Jake find themselves competing for those affections.

MADAME AND HER SPECIAL FRIEND - Charlie's elderly neighbor has an uncomfortable business proposition for Alan.

SANTA'S VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED - Alan's girlfriend Sandy is Malibu's answer to Martha Stewart, causing Alan and Charlie to pack on the pounds. Their desire for her fabulous culinary output is ultimately overwhelmed her craziness.

THAT SPECIAL TUG - After a disastrous evening out with his brother, Charlie decides it is time to see a shrink.

HUMILIATION IS A VISUAL MEDIUM - Charlie has to decide whether he can really commit to a serious relationship with Mia, especially when sex is currently off the agenda. Unsurprisingly, his suggestion that he sleep with other women in the meantime falls on somewhat stony ground.

LOVE ISN'T BLIND, IT'S RETARDED - As Charlie tries to receive his version of benefits from the relationship he has with Mia, Allen starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

MY TONGUE IS MEAT - Forced to hide in his garage to enjoy a brace of beers and half a Cuban cigar, Charlie's attempts to keep his unhealthy lifestyle habits secret from Mia fall apart when she smells bacon on his breath, resulting in their first major argument since taking their relationship to a physical plane.

ERGO, THE BOOTY CALL - As Jake's twelfth birthday approaches, Alan is still smiling ear-to-ear over his sex life with 22 year-old hottie Kandi, even when he's forced to explain to his son what a "booty call" is. Meanwhile, Jake celebrates with a sip of coffee and a handful of vitamins - or at least, that's what he assumes the blue pills in his dad's bathroom cabinet are, with the "V" imprinted. Like Berta says, he's going to need another party hat.

THE UNFORTUNATE LITTLE SCHNAUZER - At Alan's insistence and to avoid having to escort the daughter of one of ma's clients (she invited that), Charlie attends with Alan, ma and Jake the jingle awards ceremony, where he's nominated and just knows Archie Baldwin will win for the seventh year in a row, because that pompous ass always gets the sexy products, a good tune for medication like Charlie's clients is never good enough to get a fair chance. He's right, and was forced by Rose -who will otherwise stalk him again- to make her adoring teenage boyfriend Gordon give her some private space again; when that works, she changes her mind...

THE SPIT-COVERED COBBLER - Alan finally has an attractive date, 22 year-old Kandi, but she's even dumber then Jake, and as Charlie rightly points out girls that age are extremely high maintenance. Charlie has his fun seeing Alan struggle with the growing pile of bills, driving him to raid Jake's mammoth piggy bank and taking a second job as pizza deliverer, but still helps his double-plucked brother when wicked ex Judith insists on alimony. Alas Kandi...

GOLLY MOSES, SHE'S A MUFFIN - The Harpers's world is inverted: Charlie's ex Kandi, of his countless girls about the dumbest, not only became Alan's lover but even says she prefers sex with him, and has been living in Charlie's beach-house, as unnoticed as several furniture changes, for three weeks since she was evicted. Charlie has suffered a sexual drought even longer, by now even Berta and her cousin in prison begin to look somehow attractive. Judith finds out, and is shocked Jake is exposed to such a floozy; despite his brother's warning to keep love and business apart, Alan tries her as secretary in his surgery, with even more and worse results then either could fear...

ALWAYS A BRIDESMAIN NEVER A BURRO - Alan is made to admit to Charlie, who keeps hitting it in, he has hit rock-bottom now his brainless girlfriend Kandi has moved in with his ex. It's all so confusing that Jake would prefer dad's ladies to be lesbians, then tells him Kandi's ma Mandi has joined Charlie's endless list of sexual conquests. Alan can't talk to Kandi, she just repeats Judith's phrases, clearly without understanding the words, but he sees her dad, Mandi's ex Andy, arrive on blind date with his own ex Judith. Frolicking finale at Judith's, in rooms, bed and hot-tub...

AND THE PLOT MOISTENS - Alan turns to Jake's teacher for stimulating conversation, since Kandi obviously can't provide any. But the teacher starts to get the wrong idea about Alan's intentions.

JUST ONCE WITH AUNT SOPHIE - Jake has his first boys-girls party, dating a smart girl, Wendy Cho. Alan was looking forward to coaching his son, but even Jake, who spends his schooldays watching the clock tick, isn't dumb enough to consider dating advice from the worst womanizer in L.A., while Charlie proves he can coach a virtually hopeless case -Alan and Judith's genes without the IQ- trough appearance, dance and anything else. In fact Alan envies Jake so much, he still hopes for ...

ARGUMENTS FOR THE QUICKIE - Mia comes back and asks Charlie to donate his sperm. He agrees to, but for some unknown reason he can't deliver.

THAT PISTOL-PACKIN' HERMAPHRODITE - Charlie and Mia discover that setting up a wedding with their two crazy families is a disaster, so they decide to get married in Las Vegas.

If you are a fan of this show, you'll still love this season. They still continue to deliver hilarious lines and great acting. Jake is brilliant and one of my favourite characters, but it's still Charlie who steals every scene for me. He's so funny and delivers his performances with impecable comic timing. I love this programme and you'll love it too (I hope).
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5.0 out of 5 stars One of the best seasons, March 2, 2008
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts--After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie has to look after Jake for the weekend.

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover--Alan has to lobby the principal to keep Jake from getting expelled, while Charlie is left to manage the chiropractic office for the day.

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark--After it's revealed Alan and Judith have been trying to reconcile, Charlie, Evelyn, and Rose vie for the role of spoiler.

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs--Alan looks for a new place after he invites Berta to stay at Charlie's house, bringing the brothers to blows.

We Called It Mr. Pinky--Charlie's inability to reciprocate his girlfriend's love forces him to examine his relationships with women.

Hi, Mr. Horned One--Charlie's Satan-worshiping girlfriend has a knack for the supernatural, and seems to be the cause of some strange happenings around the Harper house.

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop--Charlie gets drunk and sleeps with Rose on her birthday. Rose says she knows it's no big deal. But her father quickly shows up at Charlie's house, under the impression that they've been dating for two years.

That Voodoo That I Do Do--Charlie bribes Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can vie for the affections of the teacher. Things go awry, however, when Charlie and Jake find themselves competing for those affections.

Madame and Her Special Friend--Charlie's elderly neighbor has an uncomfortable business proposition for Alan.

Something Salted and Twisted--Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.

Santa's Village of the Damned--Alan's girlfriend Sandy is Malibu's answer to Martha Stewart, causing Alan and Charlie to pack on the pounds. Their desire for her fabulous culinary output is ultimately overwhelmed her craziness.

That Special Tug--After a disastrous evening out with his brother, Charlie decides it is time to see a shrink.

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium--Charlie has to decide whether he can really commit to a serious relationship with Mia, especially when she wants to wait to take the relationship to a higher plane.

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded--As Charlie tries to receive his version of benefits from the relationship he has with Mia, Allen starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

My Tongue Is Meat--Charlie tries to hide his unhealthy habits from his girlfriend, but she finds out.

Ergo, the Booty Call--Jake's twelfth birthday approaches. Alan is still reveling in his relationship with 22-year old Kandi. Jake explores manhood with a sip of coffee and vitamins--or rather pills with a "V" imprinted on them that turn out to be something else. . .

The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer--Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.

The Spit-Covered Cobbler--Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he is late in paying his alimony check.

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin--Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through.

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro--Alan hits rock-bottom when his brainless girlfriend Kandi moves in with his ex. An odd love fest involving a hot tub ensues.

And the Plot Moistens--Alan turns to Jake's teacher for stimulating conversation, but the teacher misunderstands Alan's intentions.

Just Once with Aunt Sophie--Jake has his first boys-girls party and Charlie coaches him through it.

Arguments for the Quickie--Mia comes back and asks Charlie to donate his sperm. He agrees to, but for some unknown reason he can't deliver.

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite--Charlie and Mia discover that setting up a wedding with their two crazy families is a disaster, so they decide to get married in Las Vegas.
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5.0 out of 5 stars One little disappointment, August 30, 2008
I totally enjoy this series but was a little disappointed when Warner Brothers decided not to include the episode guide insert as they did in the 2 previous seasons. This was the only drawback that I see thus far - otherwise CBS has a sure-fire hit with this top notch show! Please Warner Brothers make these available to Season 3 & all future seasons!
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