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~ (Author) "Congratulations! You have just finished four years of college and I wonder if you know what that means..." (more)
Key Phrases: New York, Social Security, Sallie Mae
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Just as a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, so a spoonful of humor helps the wisdom go down. In Congratulations! Now What? America's funnyman Bill Cosby gently ribs college graduates about their time spent--or lost--in the hallowed halls of the university and postulates what four years of higher education have suited them for: "[If no job offer] ever turns up with a four-day week, a three-hour lunch, and a holiday for Count Basie's birthday, you still might be able to make a few dollars on Jeopardy." But he also assures graduates that their studies were not in vain and bestows advice to job seekers. Those who acquired several piercings while in school are cautioned to make sure the studs and hoops are shined before going to an interview. Those who are buffing their first professional résumé are advised to strike a tone somewhere between "lyrical lying and fanciful fraud."

Cosby, whose successful career as a humorist has always turned on his affection for kids, is a regular speaker at college commencements--in the chapter "As I Look Out at Your Foggy Faces," he says it's a hobby of his--and this 130-page book collects bons mots and sage advice from speeches given because he has "a feeling for anesthesiology." Graduates--and their now-broke parents--will find a reason to smile on every page. --Brenda Pittsley



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Cosby (Time Flies, etc.) is a frequent college commencement speaker. This slim yet padded book aims to reach those graduates and their families who haven't gotten an in-person visit. For someone who has a doctorate degree, however, Cosby exhibits a relentlessly dismissive view of higher education, offering a series of riffs, asides and dialogues about the futility of college and about graduates' incapacity to face the real world. Many of the jokes are plain dumb: "For these four years, you've been asking the Big Questions: Why doesn't this campus have HBO?" Then there are the comedian's projection of worthless future college courses: "An Introduction to Crazy Eights" or "Communications 101: Use of the Telephone." Sometimes Cosby's advice is helpful, as when he describes how urban studies classes don't teach about how much a landlord requires from a new renter ("security deposit, a credit check, a Sam's Club card, a urine sample... "). And there are a few inspired lines, as in how a student can work his way through college, "but only if he has the Viagra concession in the faculty lounge." Cosby has done better, in more personal books like Fatherhood. Still, the inevitable audio version of this book may be charming. Literary Guild and Doubleday Book Club selection.
Copyright 1999 Reed Business Information, Inc.

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  • Hardcover: 144 pages
  • Publisher: Hyperion (May 5, 1999)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0786865725
  • ISBN-13: 978-0786865727
  • Product Dimensions: 7.2 x 5 x 0.6 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 7.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (26 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #461,481 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Funny Enigma -- A Book For... Whom?, June 18, 2003
By P. Kingsriter "R.N. Guy" (Lakeville, MN United States) - See all my reviews
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A quick perusal of the widely varied reviews on Amazon.com shows this book has polarized those who read it into two groups: those who laughed and those who didn't. Both points of view are, in this case, quite valid.

One of the major "problems" with this book might be the title. This is, in fact, NOT a book FOR graduates. It IS a book ABOUT graduates from a parent's point of view. The point of view is very important, because it has everything to do with the prism through which the humor is presented. A been-there-done-that parent sees the world very differently from their green-as-grass new grads. A new grad who has yet to pay a rent check to Attilla The Hun can't possibly know what that's like, therefore the reference will be unfunny, maybe even a little scary. Therefore, I wonder if the title choice wasn't made by a publisher marketing suit who hadn't read the book...

Nonetheless, the book still isn't one of Mr. Cosby's strongest efforts. Doubtless, this book would be far funnier in audio format with Mr. Cosby as the reader, as his vocal inflections can paint word pictures worth 1,000 additional words. Unfortuneately, I was left with my own, quite unfunny internal voice that had me smiling alot but never laughing aloud.

I would not recommend giving this as a graduation present to your 22-year-old grad fresh out of the dorms, but their parents might enjoy it.

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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Absolutely great book, November 15, 1999
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First for all those people who bashed this book...it's supposed to be funny. I just recently graduated college and I thought this book was very funny. Learn to laugh at yourself. If you were buying this book to learn about college life in a factual non-humourous way you bought the wrong book. Mr. Cosby isn't making college kids out to be morons. In all of his books he picks out a class of people and makes fun of them. Laugh people! As for the book it was what it was meant to be, funny! The jokes are great as they always are!
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1.0 out of 5 stars Unrealistic , Very Negative and Dark. HORRIBLE!!!, June 22, 1999
When I first bought this book I was expecting to laugh to the intelligent jokes of Cosby. But I was very disappointed, because Cosby looks at the graduates under a very unrealistiv light. Hey, We are not morons. Life could be difficult, but not in that way. Not all of us choose gardening as our major-at least 90 percent of the college graduates have majors that they like, and those majors are definitely not gardening. Cosby could have ironically joked about the graduation and what happens afterwards, but nooo...instead it seems that somebody pointed a gun at his head and forced to write a book. Yes, it is that horrible
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2.0 out of 5 stars How about the kids?
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3.0 out of 5 stars Wrong Audience, Wrong Tone
The most booked commencement speaker seems to be out of place in this book for college graduates. Rather than giving humorous advice to graduates, he takes the role of a... Read more
Published on April 3, 2007 by JMack

2.0 out of 5 stars An angry book from cosby?
As Bill Cosby is one of my favorite authors and storytellers I was quite excited to read this book. Having completed this read I must admit to a real sense of disappointment;... Read more
Published on March 7, 2006 by Steven W. Nichols

5.0 out of 5 stars Classic, Absolutely Classic
I've had a cloud over my head for quite some time about having a Bachelor of Arts and dealing with the problems of having a full-time job and going to grad school. Read more
Published on December 30, 2005 by Shamontiel L. Vaughn

1.0 out of 5 stars pessimistic and unrealistic
This book has nothing positive and uplifting to tell college graduates. Rather it depresses them. I read it as I will graduate in January and Cosby seems to think you don't... Read more
Published on May 21, 2003

1.0 out of 5 stars pessimistic awful book
This book has nothing positive and uplifting to tell college graduates. Rather it depresses them. I read it as I will graduate in January and Cosby seems to think you don't... Read more
Published on May 21, 2003 by M. L SUSAMI

5.0 out of 5 stars This book is so true
Bill Cosby does it again. Being a recent College grad, I found this book very amusing and enjoyable to read. Read more
Published on June 10, 2002 by xojoe81470

5.0 out of 5 stars Funny Stuff!
I just love Bill Cosby. His sense of humor is fantastic. This book has lots of good tips mingled throughout really great funny stuff. Read more
Published on May 15, 2001 by Jennifer Jones

1.0 out of 5 stars Disappointing... !
Bill Cosby's sense of humour makes you laugh in places but as one of the readers said earlier "this book has no sense of direction". Read more
Published on July 29, 2000

5.0 out of 5 stars Humorous Reading for Parents at Commencements
Commencements are always long, and usually boring. I occasionally get a 30 second view of my relative or child from a half a mile a way or so. Read more
Published on June 16, 2000 by Professor Donald Mitchell

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