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For those dreading the holiday season, bestseller Sedaris (When You Are Engulfed in Flames) makes life a little easier with this re-release of his uproarious essay collection, newly expanded from the original 1997 edition. Sedaris gets the most mileage out of Christmas, from his stint as a Macy's elf in "Santaland Diaries," to comparing American and Dutch holiday traditions in "Six to Eight Black Men." In "Jesus Shaves," Sedaris recalls a French class in which students try to explain to each other, in broken French, the concept of Easter: "On the Easter we be sad because somebody makes Jesus dead today." This updated version includes "The Monster Mash," poached from When You Are Engulfed, in which Sedaris spends Halloween at the morgue; and "The Cow and the Turkey," a new story featuring the Secret Santa woes of barnyard animals. Longtime fans will be happy to have all Sedaris's holiday stories in one volume, and those who've managed to miss the literary funny-man couldn't get a better gift.
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"...Sedaris has as much fun as is humanly (or elfishly) possible in his behind-the-scenes look at this particularly American tradition of sitting on Santa's lap and asking for stuff...Part of the fun is hearing the reaction of the New Yorkers who have to wait in line, pay for Santa photos, and generally go mad in the Christmas frenzy that Macy's embodies. And Sedaris, never quite who he seems to be, has the nasty tone of his commentary down perfectly." (The News and Advance ) --This text refers to the Audio CD edition.
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  • Hardcover: 176 pages
  • Publisher: Little, Brown and Company (October 8, 2008)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0316035904
  • ISBN-13: 978-0316035903
  • Product Dimensions: 7.1 x 5.2 x 0.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (32 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #7,168 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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4.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious! The new stories are a welcome addition!, October 26, 2008
By Mint910 (USA) - See all my reviews
  
I read the original version of this collection a few years ago and really enjoyed it so I jumped at the chance of reading the stories again and the new additional stories! The new stories are definitely a welcome addition!

Of the original stories, The SantaLand Diaries starts the collection off on a hilarious note. You get to read bout the inner workings of being a department store Christmas elf. The crazy santas, elves and customers! Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!! starts off innocently enough as a family holiday letter and quickly takes a turn for the hilariously insane, like a lot of Sedaris's stories.

Of the new stories, Jesus Shaves is by far my favorite. It had me crying from laughing so hard. I don't want to give anything away, so just trust me, it's hilarious. Six to Eight Black Men was also hilarious along the same line. Definitely learned things I didn't know about how other countries celebrate to holidays.

I wasn't totally fond of The Monster Mash, about a trip to a medical examiner's office, it spoke to my weak stomach and my stomach said no thank you. But it still had it's funny moments.

All in all this is a hilarious holiday collection and the new stories are a welcome addition helping add additional holidays to this collection.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Perfect Holiday Pick-Me Up, October 26, 2008
By Eclectic Booklover (New England) - See all my reviews
  
I have always enjoyed David Sedaris' humor, and although I generally listen to his audio books (read by him), this time I picked up the printed version, just under 200 pages. The Holidays on Ice title was originally released in 1997. This 2008 release contains some of the same stories and several new ones as well. Featured are:

* Santa Land Diaries
* Seasons Greetings to our Family and Friends
* Front Row Center With Thaddeus Bristol
* Based Upon a True Story
* Christmas Means Giving
* Dinah, the Christmas Whore
* Jesus Shaves
* Us and Them
* Let it Snow
* Six to Eight Black Men
* The Monster Mash
* The Cow and the Turkey

One of the funniest for me was: "Dinah, the Christmas Whore" an essay describing the dysfunctional world of David Sedaris. He tells how his sister Lisa brought her friend Dinah home four days before Christmas. He describes the humorous way in which his family reacts to her, and the questions they ask her about her interesting life in prison and about her experiences as a prostitute.

Sarcasm and cynicism fill this collection of short stories. You will be laughing your way through each story. If you are looking for something to cheer you up during the stressful holiday times, pick up this little book. It would make a fun gift for your family and friends who might need some cheering up this holiday season as well.

Although I really did enjoy this book, I am still a bigger fan of the audio books read by this author. In fact, I'm in the process of listening to his latest book: When You are Engulfed in Flames right now, and it's terrific.
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3.0 out of 5 stars Bitter and violent but still funny, December 27, 2008
By Colleen Cunningham "mistyq" (Quincy, MA United States) - See all my reviews
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OK, I love David Sedaris on This American Life and loved his previous books about his family. This little book was more bitter and violent than I expected. "Santaland Diaries" is a classic and a great read, but after that there are stories of people dismembering themselves, family members treating each other cruelly, and a barnyard animal being led to slaughter. Not denying Sedaris' talents but I enjoy it more when he is turning is razor wit and observations to his hilarious, off-kilter, endearing family and less when he is creating stories that seem designed to shock us out of whatever little holiday cheer we have. Sorry David!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Truly entertaining!
This was the first David Sedaris book that I had ever run across. I didn't know anything about it, or him, when I picked it up - it just looked like an interesting, light read... Read more
Published 6 days ago by Katie

5.0 out of 5 stars Holidays on Ice - A must read
Holidays on Ice is a timely book and would be a great Christmas gift to someone who is in need of a good chuckle. Read more
Published 16 days ago by Wouldn't Kid Ya

5.0 out of 5 stars Holiday Commentary
Very good collection of David Sedaris works around a holiday theme. Enjoyable commentary on modern holiday life but very sad that much of it is all too true. Read more
Published 3 months ago by R. J. Rogers

5.0 out of 5 stars funny, funny, funny
I own all of david sedaris' books. This is absolutely one of my favorites. I even bought the audio book to accompany it because when he tells it, it is even better! Read more
Published 3 months ago by keeks62

4.0 out of 5 stars Book Review: Holidays on Ice
This book contains twelve short storiesc like the 12 Days of Christmas! The first story, gSantaLand Diariesh was my favorite of the bunch. Read more
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4.0 out of 5 stars A Very Sedaris Christmas
I love David Sedaris. I love his writing - it's witty and amazingly observant. His commentary on daily life is brilliant and I'm quite certain that if we met in real life, we'd be... Read more
Published 5 months ago by L. Gibaldi

3.0 out of 5 stars A Novel Menagerie's Perspective on Holidays On Ice
This book contains twelve short stories like the 12 Days of Christmas! The first story, SantaLand Diaries was my favorite of the bunch. Read more
Published 7 months ago by Sheri

3.0 out of 5 stars A Twisted Look at the Holiday Season
I loved When You are Engulfed in Flames and Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim. Sedaris' wit, sarcasm and ironic outlook on life, friends and family made me a fan and I am... Read more
Published 8 months ago by Linda A. Slott

5.0 out of 5 stars Now I know what funny is.
I never knew Sedaris could write fiction until I read this book. "Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!! Read more
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1.0 out of 5 stars Not what I expected
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