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This amusing shower or new baby gift celebrates the ups and downs of breastfeeding and gives the rapidly growing number of breastfeeding moms something they can really use--a good laugh!

Of the approximately four million women who give birth each year, 70 percent will choose to breastfeed. This delightfully funny book helps those 2.8 million nursing moms laugh out loud, learn with unexpected tips and trivia, and de-stress during the most exciting new phase of their life.

In this humorous tribute to the lactating legacy of breastfeeding moms, Shannon Payette Seip and Adrienne Hedger deliver more than 50 games, trivia questions, quizzes, doodling activities, mock advice columns, and quirky top ten lists on the subject of breastfeeding. Full-color cartoon illustrations add to the fun.

Perfectly portioned for a quick read, the book includes:

  • Top 10 Things Your Boobs Would Say If They Could Talk
  • Quiz: Who Hasn't Seen Your Boobs?
  • Alternate Uses for Nursing Pads
  • How to Find Your Inner Hottie


About the Author

Adrienne Hedger is a writer and illustrator whose designs have been published by Recycled Paper Greetings. She calls San Clemente, Calif. home.

Shannon Payette Seip is a regular contributing editor for American Girl magazine and the author of Pop Quiz! She is also the co-owner of Bean Sprouts, a hip and healthy kids cafe (www.beansproutscafe.com). She lives in Madison, Wis.


Product Details

  • Hardcover: 96 pages
  • Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing (March 1, 2008)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0740771205
  • ISBN-13: 978-0740771200
  • Product Dimensions: 7.1 x 7.1 x 0.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 11.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (12 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #557,794 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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5.0 out of 5 stars Love it! Perfect gift for new moms!, April 29, 2008
Very funny book will keep you chuckling page by page. I got this book as a gift for a new mom and have since stocked up. It's the perfect blend of entertaining humor and "I've been there" camaraderie. When you are in the trenches of parenthood, it's nice to know you're not alone!
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5.0 out of 5 stars excellent gift for moms in the first few months of breastfeeding, August 13, 2009
I purchased this book for my sister-in-law after she had been breastfeeding for six weeks or so. As a new mom myself, I couldn't help reading it beforehand and chuckling over the many truisms! My sister-in-law loved it as well. The book is goofy but it is excellent for new moms in the lonely, exhausting trenches of figuring out breastfeeding... and motherhood, for that matter. Highly recommended. I wouldn't buy it for just every mom, but definitely for those patient souls who are committed to breastfeeding but also in need of a good laugh.
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5.0 out of 5 stars The Perfect Addition To Any Bridal Shower, February 18, 2009
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Whether you give it as a gift or just leave it out on the coffee table during the party itself, the comedic truth of this small book will give all your guests something fun to talk about. Although my husband doesn't begin to get it, I have yet to meet a mom who doesn't smirk, giggle or roll her eyes in painful memory. It strikes a chord and the author's ability to get straight to the point is appreciated. First time mom's don't have time for plot development. They need a good laugh fast and this book delivers.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Love it!
I love this book! This book is the perfect gift for anyone who has breastfed, attempted to breastfeed, or anyone who just needs a good laugh!
Published 9 months ago by Nicole Boyles Gates

5.0 out of 5 stars THE PERFECT GIFT!
a must have for every mom who used to breastfeed, is currently breastfeeding or plans on breastfeeding. it's a perfect shower gift or hospital visit gift. Read more
Published 9 months ago by fig beebo

5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect Gift
After nursing and pumping through two children and 28 months (and counting), I did not think anything could make me laugh about breast feeding. This book is so funny. Read more
Published 12 months ago by Horse Mom

5.0 out of 5 stars Love it!
Fantastic book for a nursing and/or pumping mom! Would be a great "inspirational" gift for a new mommy, too! Read more
Published 13 months ago by Kinderteacher

4.0 out of 5 stars Fun
This is a fun little book that also teaches you a few simple things about breast-feeding.
Published 13 months ago by Jennifer L. Demeuse

5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect Baby Shower Gift - What a Hoot!
If These Boobs Could Talk is a perfect baby shower gift for my pregnant girlfriend. I can't wait to see the look on her face when gets a load of this hilarious book. Read more
Published 16 months ago by Lizzie

5.0 out of 5 stars Very funny!
This book was great! Just the right amount of humor mixed with a touch of true advice.
Published 20 months ago by Melissa Chambers

5.0 out of 5 stars Loved it!
This was a very funny book. It would be a great gift for a new mom.
Published 20 months ago by Lynn Smith

5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious! Perfect for new moms!
This book is fantastic! Lots of great humor and fun ideas to keep a breastfeeding mother laughing....that isn't always easy to do.
Published 20 months ago by lle

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