She refers to Jennifer and Brad by their first names. She watched Princess Di's funeral on TV, just to celebrity-spot the mourners. It's official: 20-something New Yorker Eliza is a celebraholic. She has a screechingly dull job at Bickerstaff Books, home to "cheesy" serial novels, so why not spend hours a day thumbing through People, watching E! and scanning the streets for a film-familiar face? But when Eliza's boyfriend dumps her for having no life of her own, Eliza must prove she's more than her obsession. This isn't easy, considering that her social nexus consists of roommate Danny, a handsome, gay, out-of-work actor; best friend Dinah, a performance artist whose only true gift is shamelessness; and Ivan, a talentless wannabe novelist. The media fast is on. Eliza's solution? If you can't be the Star, be the Great Bit Playerand she's got plans for how. But Dinah, who was involved in a hit-and-run with her pseudo-famous white rapper boyfriend, steps into the limelight by claiming she was behind the wheel. Eliza is sure she's lying for the exposurebut no one would stoop that low... right? Frederick's desperate characters aren't particularly sympathetic, but readers may laughand sometimes shudderanyway. It's the book's tertiary charactersneighbor Sal and his pudgy canine star, Norm; Hank, a middle-aged writer of terrible romances aspiring to morewho charm. Gimmicky intertextual tidbits ("Things in Real Life You Do Not Have to Deal With When You Are a Celebrity" sidebars; conversational transcripts) may annoy, but overall this is an entertaining look at America's cult of celebrity.
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Review
"An extremely witty, supremely cringe-worthy, and highly original take on the cult of celebrity-- from a desperate wanna-be's point of view. Her scheming and conniving ways to get herself and her friends noticed by the public are laugh-out-loud funny but, ultimately, rather moving. While the book's wily heroine mightn't deserve fame and fortune, expect its author to be catapulted into the limelight soon."--Adèle Lang, bestselling author of Confessions of A Sociopathic Social Climber
"Hip, witty, laugh-out-loud funny-- for every woman (like me) who claims to read the Enquirer ironically-- yeah, right!"--Sue Margolis, author of Apocalipstick
"Very funny and rather scary."--Isabel Wolff, bestselling author of Making Minty Malone
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"Hilarious and high-spirited." -- Wendy Holden, author of Gossip Hound
"Very funny and rather scary." -- Isabel Wolff, bestselling author of Making Minty Malone
"[a] funny and frothy yet moving novel..." -- USA Today, Feb 26 2004











